Zhu Pingan walked into the house and found that the room that he had helped Fatty clean only a few days ago had now turned into a dirty and messy pigsty again, with clothes and rubbish wing to wing on the floor, remnants of soup and leftovers together with stinky socks, and the smell of the whole room was suffocating ……I really don’t know how the fat man lives in this kind of environment!
Shaoxing restaurant fellows have long been impatient to put down the food and wine, spread legs like flying away from the fat pigsty. Look at them which escape like a posture, in their eyes fat this room is the level of hell.
How can this room be cleaned?
Zhu Pingan bitterly smiled and rolled up his sleeves, greeted Liu Mu, Liu Dazhou, pulled on Fatty, and cleaned the room with his hands.
“There’s really no need to take the time to clean it, it’ll still be like this in a few days anyway, let’s just eat first, it’s not good if this wine and food gets cold.”
The greasy fat man was holding a broom in his hand, as if he was carrying a thousand pounds, sweeping the floor as if he had used up all his strength, a pair of small eyes did not leave the wine and food for a moment, sucking on his saliva and said to Zhu Pingan.
“Don’t worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, the wine and food will never get cold.”Zhu Pingan laughed.
Your room is as messy as a pigsty, the flavour is still so punchy, how can you eat it without cleaning it up again ……
Zhu Pingan three outsiders sweating, greasy fat man this master is in that grinding work, typical out of people do not contribute, although he also held a broom in his hand, but even the palm of a large place are not swept out. Not only Liu Dazhou side-eye, even Liu Mu also can not help but to Fatty side-eye to look at, really lazy to the home.
About one incense stick time, the room was cleaned and fresh, open the window to ventilate, the indoor air is also much fresher.
The greasy fatty couldn’t wait to open the food box and took out the wine and food inside, setting up a table full of them.
“Little cutie, you’ve missed me ……mua……This is the flavour ……”Setting the plate, greasy fat man also slander can not stand, directly reached out and pinched a drunken shrimp stuffed into the mouth, barking a mouth, satisfied closed his eyes, as if life all of a sudden reached the peak.
This feeling, live like half a year without eating.
Seeing the greasy fat man’s unproductive appearance, Liu Dazhu couldn’t help but roll his eyes and snort. They used to have only three thin fields in the mountain village, and the corvée was heavy, and they hunted for a living, and they often did not have enough food to eat, especially in the winter when the snow closed the mountains, the food storage was seriously insufficient, and the prey was hard to find, it was common for them to starve this time of the year, but even if they were starving and freezing, they did not have no interest like the greasy fat man.
“Brother Hu, please.”Zhu Pingan politely extended his hand.
“Please please please please.”The greasy fat man had long since stopped inviting himself, holding chopsticks in his hands to quickly clip the food, his head didn’t even bother to lift it, stuffing his mouth with chopstick after chopstick, gulping down the food while slurring his words back.
“Brother Hu, have a cup of tea to smooth the way.”Zhu Pingan smiled as he picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for the greasy fatty, placing it by the fatty’s hand.
“Good!”The fat man was eating greasy and choking, Zhu Pingan’s cup of tea could really be described as a snowfall of charcoal, the fat man picked up the cup of tea, gulped down a few mouthfuls of it, and then continued to roll in the clouds.
In this way, the greasy fat man has been devouring close to half a column of incense time, after hiccups, only reluctantly slowed down the speed of swallowing food, of course, even if it is slowed down, but also faster than Zhu Ping An they three half a beat.
Zhu Pingan added two cups of tea to Fatty and moved the five plates away from Fatty in front of him.
Seeing that Fatty had slowed down, Zhu Pingan poured a cup of wine for Fatty and spoke, “Brother Hu, I came today to bid you farewell.”
“What? Resignation?!”When the greasy fat man heard this, his chopsticks stopped and he looked at Zhu Pingan with a face of reluctance, “Are you leaving Yingtian? Can you not leave ……”, for a moment, the crabmeat in his mouth didn’t even smell good.
Are you leaving Yingtian? Can you not not go ……
Fatty’s reluctance to leave, let Zhu Pingan slightly surprised, the fat man’s retention is even more so Zhu Pingan greatly surprised, and then the heart rose hope, in that case, there is a drama ah. Liu Huangjun’s Three Guanxue fruit is not I deceived also.
“You go, then these delicacies will not say no to me ……Every other day little happiness is going to be so away from me?!”
Fatty’s next words pulled Zhu Pingan’s accident back on track, well, this is Fatty, this is reality. Zhu Pingan was not surprised by this.
“You are responsible for me.”Fatty looked at Zhu Pingan with a pair of eyes full of emotion.
“Ahem ……Brother Hu, why do you say this?”Zhu Pingan almost didn’t spit out a mouthful of old tea when he heard the fat man’s stone-cold words. Hey hey hey, familiar is familiar, I can sue you for slander just the same!
“You have fed my appetite in the past few days, in the past, I was able to deal with a meal without a nest, now it is difficult to swallow without wine or meat ……”
Fatty a wipe of the mouth charged.
I wipe, dead fat man, you this is also too shameless, shrewish scoundrel are not you scoundrel ah ……Liu Dazhou sniffed, endured half a day can no longer hold back, raised his head to dislike the fat man a pass, not enough Liu Mu quick eyes and feet, before the fat man opened his mouth, under the table is a foot. Being Liu Mu stepped on a foot, glared at, Liu Dagger to the edge of the mouth words swallowed back.
“Hehe, so that’s how it is.”Zhu Pingan smiled at his words, then arched his hand and said to Fatty, “Naturally, naturally, Brother Hu has a point, this is all my fault, I naturally have to take responsibility for Brother Hu.”
Fatty looked at Zhu Pingan with some surprise, has your brain been caught in a door, that you actually answered?
“Brother Hu, do you think this is good, why don’t Brother Hu come along with me on the journey, I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat at all times.”
Zhu Pingan revealed a kind smile of a wolf grandmother, patted his chest and assured the greasy fatty.
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan very vigilantly, his eyes glittering with essence, as if he had seen through Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Pingan tried to maintain a harmless smile, this fellow was worthy of being a generation of legends, this vigilance.
“What wine and what meat?”Fatty looked up and asked seriously.
I pour ……
“Wine is naturally Shaoxing old wine, meat is at least three meat, one vegetarian, four dishes and one soup level, every other day today’s standard.”
Zhu Pingan more and more wolf grandmother, to the fat man extremely compulsion said.
“Gudong ……Shaoxing old wine, three meat and one vegetarian, four dishes and one soup ……”Fatty sniffed and couldn’t help but swallow a mouthful of water.
“Must.”Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.
“There is no love without a reason, what do you want to do to me?”Fatty forcefully wrapped the sheets around himself.
What to do to you?
Zhu Pingan swept a glance at Fatty and instantly goosebumps rose, Nima, what are you thinking, I have a normal orientation and normal tastes. You are no longer at the level of heavy flavour, you belong to the dark cuisine!
