“Brother Hu, now that it’s come to this, it’s really not enough to hide it anymore, let’s just be honest.”
Zhu Pingan really couldn’t stand the fat man’s do-gooder demeanour, put down his teacup and said to the greasy fat man.
“I’ll go! Meet frankly? You are surprisingly really such a person! Sorry, I don’t have the fetish of splitting peaches and breaking sleeves!”
The greasy fat man’s face changed drastically when he heard this, and his fat face was filled with shock, almost not falling off his chair.
Nima, what the hell are you thinking? Zhu Pingan was so speechless that the corners of his mouth twitched, no longer giving the fat man the chance to open his mind wide, he directly got up and left the table, and in a serious manner, he bowed his hand to the greasy fat man and said, “Brother Xu, formally get to know each other, I’m Zhu Pingan of the Lower River.”
Roll!
The greasy fat man completely fell down from his chair, a fat face full of astonishment and surprise looking towards Zhu Pingan, “What are you shouting at me? Little brother you’re drunk, I’m Brother Hu ah, which is what Brother Xu. Surname Xu that psychopath in the next door, with him as a neighbour is really pour eight lifetimes of blood luck ……”
“Xu Wei Xu Wen Chang, I’ve heard a lot about you.”Zhu Pingan was unperturbed and smiled as he looked at the fat man, once again bowing his hands in salute.
Zhu Pingan’s eyes burned, the fat man’s eyes flickered, after two seconds of staring at each other, the fat man lost the battle and turned his face away.
“First things first, I don’t have any money, if I’m here to collect a debt, you’ll be disappointed.”Xu Wei also does not deny the identity, put the fat face a lift, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water hot spread hands barefaced said.
The debt collection? Who spends so much money on debt collection? I’m not sure if you’re going to be able to get a good deal on your own, but I’m sure you’re going to be able to get a good deal on your own!
Liu Mu and Liu Dazhu couldn’t help but look sideways.
“Hehe, Brother Xu don’t worry, we are not debt collectors, we have long heard of Brother Xu’s great name and came here in admiration.”
Zhu Pingan smiled.
“Not debt collectors ah, said it earlier, scared me. I need to eat a piece of meat to properly comfort my head.”Xu Wei got up from the ground patting his bottom, sitting on the chair with an old spirit, picked up chopsticks and put a piece of Dongpo meat in his mouth, about to chew, suddenly his eyes widened all of a sudden, violently turning his head to look at Zhu Pingan, strangely screaming, “Wait, you, what did you just say your name was again?!”
“Brother Xu, once again, introduce myself, junior brother Zhu Pingan, a person from the lower river village, currently as ……”
Before Zhu Pingan finished his words, he heard a strange cry from Xu Wei’s mouth, and then rolled, falling to the ground with his chair, a pair of chopsticks in his hand whooshing out a long way ……
“You! You! You are Zhu Pingan!!!”Xu Wei climbed up from the ground, also disregarded to pick up the chopsticks, directly came to the front of Zhu Pingan, a fat face is almost close to the front of Zhu Pingan, small eyes staring almost bulging out, will be Zhu Pingan from the head to see the feet, and then from the feet to see the head, like a study of aliens.
Zhu Pingan avoided to the side without any trace, he couldn’t avoid it, this one is simply a spray can, his saliva is going to spray on his face.
“Yes, little brother is none other than Zhu Pingan.”Zhu Pingan nodded.
Xu Wei in getting Zhu Pingan confirmed there, staring small eyes will Zhu Pingan again from head to tail to see once again, especially staring at Zhu Pingan’s face carefully scrutinise, as if Zhu Pingan’s face blossomed, scrutinised for a long time, shook his head, “You are not three heads and six arms ah, your head is not big ah, the distance from the bucket difference, and also, your looks are also too ordinary, not as good as my handsome and dashing tight.The tightness of it.”
“Ahem, what, is there a rumour that I am three-headed, six-armed, have a head as big as a bucket, and am handsome and dashing?”Zhu Pingan couldn’t help but pull the corner of his mouth.
“More than rumours. When the countryside examination, you became the South Zhili’s youngest lifer, savouring the Deer Feast, and I was defeated, cowering in the inn, with the remnants of the soup and cold fruits, ears several times heard touting the sound of your voice, which some people say that you’re handsome and dashing, as if you’re a banished immortal, head as big as a bucket of cleverness crowns the ancient and modern ……In addition, some time ago, when you fought against the Japanese invaders and defended Jingnan, some people said that you had three heads and six arms, were invulnerable to swords and spears, and that you held an iron spear, and that you went in and out of the Japanese invaders seven times, and killed the Japanese invaders, which made you look like ZiLong Zhao in the world. ……They are just talking nonsense with their eyes open.”
Xu Wei spat on the ground and said indignantly.
Handsome and dashing, wisdom crowns the ancient and modern, Zhao Zilong in the world ……Zhu Pingan couldn’t help but blush at his words.
“Alas, the heavens how unfair ah, think I Xu someone into the school more than twenty years, countryside test several times, has not been able to win, why you kid so good life, the weak crown of the year is still not yet, even has been from the child test, county test, the government test, the countryside test, will test, the temple test all the way through the passes and the final exclusive high school scholars, riding horseback treading the flowers of the Beijing City, how many little girls little daughter-in-law spring heart swirl, you really invite hate, and the world of the world, the world of the world of the world.You are really inviting hatred ……”
Xu Wei swept a glance at Zhu Pingan, a pair of small eyes full of envy and jealousy, grinning up the corner of his mouth contently.
“My lord, I just can’t help it. Surname Xu, you say the heavens are unfair, but I think the heavens are fair. Other than that, you are still sleeping in the nest at three rods in the morning, but my son is still picking lamps to read at night in the middle of the night, and the next day is not bright enough to get up …….”Liu Dazhou really can’t help it, pressed his temper and said.
“Ahem, I sleep ……That’s my book read through, knowledge in the chest, sleep to recuperate.”
Xu Wei coughed and returned with a slightly reddish fat face.
Liu Dazhou originally also wanted to be sarcastic again under Xu Wei, others sleep to save energy is for the next day to better study and labour, you sleep to save energy is for the next day to better sleep, can be the same, but thought of Zhu Pingan’s instructions to account for the time of arrival, in order not to spoil Zhu Pingan’s business, then held back raw.
“Big Dagger, Brother Xu is a wizard, he cannot be viewed as an ordinary person.”Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dagger.
“Hehe, why is it that he is a prince and you are a follower, that’s why.”Xu Wei was smug.
Liu Dazhou hummed, silent.
“Brother Xu, we have visited three times, but we really have a request.”Zhu Pingan rose and arched his hand.
“What is it?”Xu Wei sat in his chair in his old age and looked up to ask.
“Ping An has the ambition to sweep away the Japanese invaders, to be loyal to the country and to ask for the people’s lives, and I would like to ask Brother Xu to come out and help me.”
Zhu Pingan bowed to Xu Wei and said with a long bow.
When Xu Wei heard this, he did not get up, nor did he agree or refuse, but looked up at Zhu Pingan with a light smile, “What do you think of me?”
“Brother Xu is a wunderkind, he writes poetry, literature and paintings, he has a strategy in his belly, and he has a frank and honest nature, Ping An has admired him for a long time.”
Zhu Pingan returned.
“Compared to you, how is it?”Xu Wei asked again.
“There has been more than not.”Zhu Pingan returned.
“In that case, why am I not Cao, Sun and Liu, but Xun, Zhang and Zhuge?”Xu Wei smiled and asked back.
