“Miss Ruonan, you say that you are harmless to the military camp’s human and animal population?”Zhu Pingan swept a glance at the demonic girl Ruo Nan and shook his head in amusement.
γγ”You’re asking knowingly! We’re not bad guys or enemies, so of course we’re harmless to your military camp’s people and animals! What military law and discipline, you’re just holding a chicken feather as an arrow! You’re just picking bones out of eggs!”
γγThe Demoness Ruo Nan sniffed, snorted coldly, raised her Ying Qi willow eyebrows, and choked out in a very temperamental manner.
γγ”Firstly, everyone is equal under military law! No one can enjoy privileges either! If because I know you guys, you enjoy privileges and can go in and out of the barracks at will, then where does that leave everyone else and where does that leave the military law? Ruonan, I remember when you were a hater of privileged officials! What, are you going to become the person you hated and resisted? A dragon slaying hero will eventually become an evil dragon?!”Zhu Pingan eyed the demoness Ruo Nan, pulled the corner of his mouth, and slowly said.
γγ”You’re bullshitting! I’m not!”The Demoness Ruonan shook her head vigorously, but her footsteps involuntarily took half a step back, and this retreat showed that Zhu Pingan’s words had hit her in the vitals.
γγ”Secondly, as I said to you before, after three years of being a soldier, the sow races sable cicadas, a little bit of thin and white men in the barracks will be hit, not to mention that you already have a very beautiful posture. Don’t say that you dress up as a man, I said last time, your arse is a little too high, too many holes, the painting is too plump, even more holes. Have you noticed, now a group of soldiers have been looking …… here from time to time.It’s not that I look down on women, but the status quo is such that a woman entering the barracks is like a spark falling on gunpowder!”
γγZhu Pingan continued.
γγ”Bastard, where are your eyes looking!”Demoness Ruonan heard Zhu Pingan say that her arse was a bit arse, and instantly, like a cat being stepped on its tail, she gritted her teeth and glared at Zhu Pingan, her pretty face reddening.
γγ”Auntie ……”Painting child heard Zhu Pingan say that she was too plump, immediately blocked the food basket in front of her body, a baby fat little face shyly dripping blood as if, with shyness with anger looked at Zhu Pingan as if, lowered her little head.
γγErm, is your focus wrong? Zhu Pingan pulled the corner of his mouth with a speechless face and continued, ”Thirdly, mercy is not in the hands of soldiers, righteousness is not in the hands of money, and the strict enforcement of military law is the best means of governing the military! If you want to strictly enforce the law, you must set an example, so that you can convince the public and win the support and admiration of the generals. Currently, the battalion of soldiers are eating a big pot of rice, if I open a small stove, how will the whole battalion of soldiers look at me? If you, as my friends and relatives, can ignore the military law and come in and out of the barracks as you please, how will the whole battalion look at me? Abuse of privilege, overriding the entire battalion of soldiers, such behaviour if you can convince the public, will not lose the heart of the army? If I lose the heart of the army and can’t command a single soldier, what kind of commander am I?”
γγ”I’m sorry Auntie ……”The little bun maid, Painter, heard Zhu Pingan say something so serious, and immediately became nervous and at a loss for words.
γγ”You readers are most adept at sophistry, you are used to being able to speak your mind and argue three points without reason, black can be made white by you!”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan was dumbfounded for a few seconds before she hummed, unable to speak to Zhu Pingan she changed to a personal attack.
γγ”I’m talking sense, you’re the one being unreasonable.”Zhu Pingan said indifferently.
γγ”You said I’m being unreasonable?!”Demoness Ruo Nan blew up again, then snorted and laughed, smilingly looking at Zhu Pingan, dragging her long, delicate but threatening voice, “Then I really am being unreasonable. Zhu Pingan, you can’t militarily dispose of Erdan and Big Head and the others, or I’ll just loose my hair and shout molestation ……”
γγZhu Pingan was speechless!
γγSeeing this, the demoness Ruo Nan was smug.
γγ”Let’s put it this way, I’ll ask you a simple question, if you answer it, I’ll exempt Second Egg and Big Head and the others from military justice, otherwise, you’ll leave the camp honestly, and you shall not stop me from carrying out military justice.”
γγZhu Pingan looked at the Demoness Ruo Nan with a look of being forced to compromise, sighed, and opened his mouth.
γγDemoness Ruonan was looking at Zhu Pingan warily, “Although I don’t want to admit it, but I have to say, you nerds know too much, if you ask questions about the Four Books and Five Classics, how can I answer them.”
γγ”Not asking questions about the four books and five sutras, it’s a simple question, just now is not talking about friends and family, my question is a simple ‘name calling’ question, simply put, it’s the question of what so-and-so should call so-and-so.”Zhu Pingan tugged at the corner of his mouth, “What, Ruonan girl doesn’t even have confidence in this kind of question?!”
γγ”Who doesn’t have confidence! What’s so difficult about this kind of name calling question, not to mention one question, even if it’s two or three, Auntie isn’t afraid.”Demoness Ruo Nan took a step forward and said with a confident face.
γγThe day dawned, the rain stopped, and Demoness Ruo Nan felt like she could do it again.
γγThe eyes of the bun’s little maid, Painter, also lit up, and she was still very good at the relatives’ name calling and whatnot. After all, as little maids, name calling was a skill that they had to master, and it was also a skill that was used quite frequently.
γγZhu Pingan looked at the Demoness Ruo Nan and pulled the corner of his mouth, “No need for two or three questions, I only have one question, as long as you answer it, I’ll exempt them from military justice, otherwise, you’ll obediently flash to the side and don’t obstruct me from carrying out my military justice.”
γγ”Good, Zhu Pingan you must keep your word!”The Demoness Ruo Nan was afraid that Zhu Pingan’s words would be untrustworthy, and provoked him, “Your what’s-his-name, Confucius, but he said something like, ‘If a man’s words are untrustworthy, I don’t know if he’ll be able to do anything about it’.”
γγ”Of course, a gentleman’s word is a bond!”Zhu Pingan nodded his head vigorously before looking at the demoness Ruo Nan, “I hope that Miss Ruo Nan is the same.”
γγ”Nonsense! I naturally do what I say!”Demoness Ruo Nan rolled her eyes, confident.
γγ”Good. I’ll start then. The questions are at the back, so you guys have to listen carefully. What about the Three Kingdoms period ……”
γγZhu Pingan nodded and began to describe the problem.
γγ”I’m familiar with the Three Kingdoms, I used to captivate a storyteller in the mountain fortress and listened to him talk about the Three Kingdoms for half a year in a row.”
γγDemoness Ruonan smiled with her eyebrows, more confident.
γγ”What about the Three Kingdoms period, there is a person called Zhou Yu …….”Zhu Pingan continued.
γγ”I know Zhou Gongjin well.”Demoness Ruo Nan’s confidence continued to grow.
γγ”He had a wife called Xiao Qiao …….”Zhu Pingan continued.
γγ”The first beauty of the Three Kingdoms well, she also has a sister named Da Qiao.”Demoness Ruo Nan’s confidence continued to grow.
γγ”Yes, she has a sister called Da Qiao, and Da Qiao’s husband is called Sun Ce ……”Zhu Pingan nodded and continued.
γγ”The first little bully of Jiangdong well.”Demoness Ruo Nan’s confidence continued to grow.
γγ”Sun Ce has a sister called Sun Shangxiang, she married Liu Bei as his wife ……”Zhu Pingan continued.
γγ”Big ear thief, I think the most hypocritical person inside the Three Kingdoms is him, the most incompetent person is also him, not moving to cry, not moving to throw his wife and run away, but also say what brother as hand and foot, wife as clothes, bah!”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan’s confidence continues to grow as she spits on Liu Bei.
γγZhu Pingan: “Liu Bei has a son called Adou ……”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan: “The Adou that can’t be helped, if I had such a son, I wouldn’t have stayed at Chang Ban Slope to wrestle him, I would have wrestled him as soon as he was born ……”
γγZhu Pingan: “Ah Dou had an Empress named Empress Zhang, and Empress Zhang’s mother was named Xiahou Clan ……”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan: “I know, her father is Xiahou Yuan, when she went out of the city to cut firewood, she was robbed by the sexist Zhang Fei to be his wife ……”
γγZhu Pingan: “Xiahou’s father is Xiahou Yuan, Xiahou Yuan has a brother named Xiahou Dun.”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan: “Three Kingdoms, I admire Xiahou Dun the most, after being shot in the eye, he dialled the vector and took a bite out of the eye, that’s what makes a man, unlike someone ……”
γγ”Then the question comes.”Zhu Pingan smiled and looked at Demoness Ruo Nan, “What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?!”
γγDemoness Ruo Nan spoke with confidence, “Zhou Yu should call Xiahou Dun, eh?!”
γγThe confidence of the demoness Ruonan instantly bottomed out, frowning and thinking hard, muttering to himself, “Zhou Yu should be called Xiahou Dun?”The first time I saw him, I couldn’t figure it out, and I looked blankly at the painting, and found that the painting was even more blank…….
