“Bastard!”When Zhu Pingan heard the cries and curses of the women in the courtyard, his face instantly turned iron blue, he cursed with his mouth open and turned his head to Qian Jin Gang who was following on the side and ordered, “Sergeant Qian, inside are the soldiers of your army, you go up and shout to make Liu Dogzi, Han Laosan, and Zhang TieDan come out at once and be captured with their hands tied!”
“Yes, sir!”Qian Jin Gang answered the order with a greenish red face.
Qian Jin Gang was none other than Liu Dogzi, Han Laosan, and Zhang TieDan’s unit commander. Han Laosan and the three of them had sneaked out of the camp and committed such wrongdoings, Qian Jingang, as their captain, had the unshirkable responsibility.
Han Laosan’s three bastards really had it all planned out for a long time! Yesterday after dinner, when the whole battalion went back to the tent to rest, these three bastards secretly took out three jars of wine from under the bed, I don’t know how they got into the barracks, and three roasted chickens wrapped in lotus leaves, invited the whole battalion to eat meat and drink wine, and enthusiastically persuaded themselves as well as other people to drink wine. I also praised Han Laosan at that time they three will come to things, who thought that these three bastards hold bad, deliberately drunk themselves and others, so that they sneak out of the camp.
Because of Han Laosan and their sneaking out of the camp to cause trouble, Qian Jin Gang reckons that he is the head of this unit is considered to be the end of the line.
Therefore, Qian Jin Gang is holding a stomach of anger, hate to Liu Dog Zi and their three big pieces!
At this moment, after hearing Zhu Pingan’s order, Qian Jin Gang naturally led the order immediately, firstly, he wanted to make a merit, to save his own position as a captain; secondly, he wanted to call out Han Laosan and give them a hard lesson! See if they dare next time!
“Han Laosan, Liu Dogzi, Zhang TieDan, you three sons of bitches, now, immediately, immediately get the hell out of here!”
Qian Jin Gang took two steps forward, took a deep breath, and yanked his voice and cursed at the courtyard.
“Ah? Motherfucker, am I hallucinating, how did I hear Captain Qian Wu’s voice?!”
Inside the house, Zhang TieDan heard Qian JinGang’s voice, and instantly shrivelled up, and in one gurgle, he climbed up naked from the crying woman, and nervously said to Han LaoSan and Liu DogZi next to him.
“You heard it too? I thought I was hallucinating?!”Liu Dogzi also grunted and climbed up from the other woman who was fiercely resisting and screaming and cursing with a horrified look on his face.
“What hallucination? What are you guys talking about?!!!”Han Laosan was snoring on the bed and woke up with a start at this time, having only just finished venting on the two crying women. He had a good hand, and won with Liu Dogzi and Zhang TieDan in a guessing game, pulling out the first round, and was the first to enjoy a woman.
The second round, he was also the first, replaced another woman, due to the second woman resistance fierce, he paid not a small amount of physical strength, however, is also cool, cool after he let out the woman, lying aside to sleep.
At this moment, just woke up with a start.
“We seem to have heard the voice of Chief Qian Wu outside?”Liu Dogzi and Zhang TieDan said to Han Laosan.
“Bullshit, you guys usually get scolded too much by Chief Qian Wu in the battalion for staying in bed, how could there be Chief Qian Wu’s voice outside! You two are so cool that you’ve taken off, you’re even hallucinating, you’re really no good!”
Han Laosan laughed and scolded.
“Han Laosan, Liu Dogzi, Zhang TieDan, do you three bastards hear me, grab the old mouth and get out, don’t let me say it a third time!”Qian Jin Gang’s angry roar once again came in from outside.
“Wo grass! I heard it again!”Zhang TieDan’s face changed drastically.
“I heard it too!”Liu Dogzi also shivered in fear.
“Not good! It’s not a hallucination, it’s really Chief Qian Wu’s voice, Chief Qian Wu is really fucking here! We were so focused on sleeping with women that we forgot about the time, heck, when did it get light? Are you two blind bastards? Didn’t I tell you to keep track of the time? I told you to call me in advance, so we could sneak out of the barracks before the dawn! Needless to say, we must have missed the roll call and Captain Qian is looking for us!”
Han Laosan noticed the glimmer of dawn outside the window and instantly realised that something bad had happened, cursing Liu Dogzi and Zhang TieDan, he jumped off the bed with a grunt, grabbing his clothes in a hurry and pulling them on.
“Dotting? My goodness! How did I forget about this! No wonder they say that women are the scourge of the red face!”
Liu Dogzi’s head buzzed as if he had been struck by lightning, and he jumped out of bed after him as an afterthought.
Zhang TieDan was the same.
The three of them scrambled to put on their clothes.
“I’ll fight you all!”A cloaked woman on the bed climbed up from the bed, copied an awl on the table, and stabbed at Han Laosan.
Last night, it was Han Laosan who bullied her the most, punching, kicking, and forcing her onto the bed to do that dirty deed!
However, Han Laosan was born as a mountain bandit, and in these two months, he has been training day in and day out, and he quickly grabbed the hand of the attacking woman, knocked the awl out of her hand, and then slammed the woman down on the bed with a forceful slam.
“Roll your mother, there is no end! It’s not like Laozi won’t give silver, Nuo, this piece of silver is enough!”
Han Laosan cursed and pulled out a piece of broken silver, casually throwing it on the woman.
“Scram! Who cares about your broken silver! Wooooooo……I curse you all not to die well!”
The woman picked up the silver, not even looking at it, and threw it at Han Laosan’s head in disgust, gnashing her teeth and cursing angrily.
“Damn, crazy bitch!”Seeing this, Han Lao couldn’t help but curse.
“Don’t pull back, Han Laosan quickly forget about it, let’s quickly go out, Qian Wu Chang is cursing again outside!”
Liu Dogzi was busy putting on his clothes while jogging towards the door.
Zhang TieDan also followed while scrambling to put on his clothes, while running towards the door, but because he was too anxious and too nervous, combined with the bad light in the room, did not notice that he was wearing a woman’s clothes.
Han Laosan picked up the silver and cursed as he followed him out the door.
Creak.
The door to the room was pulled open.
Liu Dogzi and Zhang TieDan were the first two to go out, and while putting on their clothes, they piled on a smile and said, “Captain Qian Wu, why are you here ……”
“Captain Qian Wu ……”Han Laosan followed closely out the door.
The three had only just gone out the door when they glanced over and realised that there was not only their Wood Chief Qian Jin Gang outside the door, but also Zhu Pingan and the others.
At once, the words coming out of Liu Dogzi, Zhang TieDan and Han Laosan’s mouths came to an abrupt end, and the smiles piled on their faces turned into horror as they stammered, “Ah, Da ……Lord, you’ve also come ……”
“Oooooo……”The two women ran out of the house with their heads cloaked and unkempt.
The women and children of Zhuangjia Village scrambled forward with cups, wrapped them up, and pulled them aside to comfort them.
“Take them down for me!”
Zhu Pingan pointed at Liu Dogzi, Zhang TieDan and Han Laosan with an iron-clad face and ordered coldly.
Instantly, Liu Dogzi’s trio was tied up.
“Come on, gather the entire battalion of generals and soldiers, and invite the villagers from eight villages in ten miles, today this official wants to publicly interrogate Liu Dogzi, Han Laosan and Zhang TieDan and the three of them! The location is set at the river bank in front!”Zhu Pingan ordered with an expressionless face.
“Bastards! You three bastards, you poured wine into me last night, but you actually did this wrong thing to sneak out of the camp!”Qian Jin Gang stepped forward and viciously kicked Liu Dogzi and the three of them one by one, scolding them fiercely before glaring at them forcefully, “Bastard things, why don’t you quickly admit your mistakes to the lord!”
“My lord, we are wrong, we will never dare again.”
“We won’t dare to sneak out of the camp again.”
Han Laosan reacted the fastest and took the lead to kneel on the ground, followed by Liu Dogzi and Zhang TieDan, who kowtowed to Zhu Pingan and admitted their mistakes.
Zhu Pingan was unmoved and said expressionlessly, “Everyone has to be responsible for their own actions, when you do something wrong, you have to be punished!”
