Sunset, with the Division of the West Garden officials off work one after another, the West Garden Palace outside the food stall business is also getting hot, people come and go, the seats are full.
With the officials patronise the food stalls, Taicang silver warehouse theft case more and more detailed, about Zhu Pingan check the details of the silver warehouse is also more and more rich, a lot of reviewers seem to have witnessed it, said the living.
Of course, in the process of word-of-mouth, there were more and more versions of Zhu Pingan, adding a lot of subjective colours.
As Liu Mu and Liu Dazhou ate their buns, they listened to the talk of the people at the tables around them, and simply listened in awe.
“This naked official of Lord Zhu is good, clean and dutiful, there are too few such officials nowadays. Although I’m the coachman of Lord Liu’s family, but my old horse from now on, the official I admire the most is this bare-bottomed checking the silver treasury, Lord Zhu.”
A carter surnamed Ma on the neighbouring table poured a large mouthful of wine and said spitefully while chewing on mutton.
Well, well said, Liu Dazhou listened with a fluttering brow as if the man was talking about him, and the buns in his mouth smelled even better.
“You all say that Lord Zhu is a clean official doing his duty ah, I rather think that this Lord Zhu is quite stupid. Alas, don’t look at me like that, listen to me. Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about this Taicang Silver Vault, where is Taicang Silver Vault? I think that I do not say, we all know, this is our Ming Dynasty Treasury ah. There is an old saying how to say it, that is called leaning against the mountain to eat mountain water to eat water, this back against the silver warehouse, of course, is to eat ……You all understand. You say this Taicang empty, who does not know ah. You see, when followed by Lord Zhu together to check the silver warehouse, that is there are five officials it, the leader is a third-ranking officer, which is bigger than Lord Zhu’s official, the results, two days time, all find excuses to give up, leaving Lord Zhu one. You say Lord Zhu does not learn from others to give up not to say, as a result, Lord Zhu also preferred to stick up, a check to the end, you say Lord Zhu he is not stupid!”
“You say in the dynasty as an official, infighting ah what, monitoring ah what, just like our gags, commonplace, we are also playing, was to make a living, really if you want to fight, we will weigh it is not, but Zhu Daoyuan is not the same, with the raw melon egg like, ding is ding is ding is ding, serious very much. Later, the inventory when people do not let him into, said to enter the silver library like the library soldiers can only wear a crotch trousers, the results of Lord Zhu without saying a word, reach out to take off, not to mention the crotch trousers, that is stripped naked ah, the public on the bare buttocks, a naked into the silver library.”
“The officials present at the time were scared silly, how there is such a play, not that the body of the parents, Shi can be killed not to be humiliated, how the Lord Zhu seems to be unaware of the rites and righteousness of shame like ah. However, Lord Zhu just dare to play so, Lord Zhu so naked buttocks, strut into the silver warehouse figure, as if it is in with everyone so say, old man is so innocent.”
“Not a stitch of nakedness, then there is no breakage, just like this, Lord Zhu with impeccable own conditions, thoroughly investigated the silver vault account books, counted the silver vault gold and silver, in one fell swoop uncovered all the big rats in the silver vault.”
“You say that Lord Zhu is stupid or not. However, you don’t have to say, the people still need such a stupid official, and our old Li still serves such a stupid official.”
A man who was at the same table as the coachman surnamed Ma, with his chest open, revealing a handful of luxuriant chest hairs, looked like a martial artist, with a thick-backed machete at one side. The hanyou stretched out his big hairy hand and slapped the table, staggering.
In fact, this Han began to say Zhu Pingan stupid, Liu Dazhu has put down the mouth of the buns, if not aside Liu Mu pulled his hand, Liu Dazhu certainly go up to find the Han to ask for a statement, is being pulled by Liu Mu, Liu Dazhu also stared fiercely at the Han, so the Han that will say you do not look at me like this.
Wait until the Han said the back of those words, Liu Dabao is like a smooth donkey, was smoothed out, wait until the back of the time, Liu Dabao and listen to the interest up, and so on the Han said to the end of the time, Liu Dabao can not help but shouted out loud good up.
There were many similar talks at the food stall.
However, as time went by, the versions of these talks became more and more off track and outrageous.
For example, the following talk was off by a hundred thousand miles.
“Do you guys know, at that time, when Lord Zhu stripped naked and went into the silver treasury to dish out money, why were all those onlookers stunned?”Someone exploded with an air of being well-informed.
“Why?”Someone asked curiously.
“That’s because Lord Zhu ** is huge, that clothes off, that guy is so long, on the spot the onlookers officials were shocked. Otherwise, why do you think Lord Zhu undressed so aggressively, that’s confidence.”The man said it with a cheerful voice, stretching out his hand to compare the length, as if he himself witnessed it on the spot.
“You’re joking, how can it be that long, isn’t that a donkey?”The man next to him heard and retorted in disbelief.
Pfft ……
When Liu Dazhou heard this, the mouthful of buns that he had just eaten in his mouth sprayed out at once.
If it was usual, with Liu Mu’s hands and Liu Mu’s understanding of Liu Dagger, he would definitely be able to dodge it. But the problem was, Liu Mu had listened to what the man had said and had also choked and hadn’t come back to his senses yet. As a result, Liu Dagger’s mouthful sprayed Liu Mu’s face.
“Cough cough, sorry, sorry ……”Liu Dazhu clumsily reached out to help Liu Mu wipe, that gesture was simply to wipe it evenly.
“Forget it, I’ll do it myself.”Liu Mu shook his head in disgust and dodged away.
At this time, the topic at the food stall had already veered to Zhu Pingan’s lifeblood ……Several people argued over the length and thickness of the face.
When it came to the later time, the topic was even more biased and couldn’t be biased any more, Chakku’s version was so outrageous that it was a pie in the sky, and on the other hand, some people were still saying it as if it was true.
“Do you know why Lord Zhu stripped naked to check the silver treasury? Do you know why Lord Zhu’s accounting is faster than Taicang’s top bookkeeper? You mean that bookkeeper? It’s our capital’s famous Ghost Hand Zhang.”
“Ghost Hand Zhang no matter how powerful he is he is also a pair of hands, but Lord Zhu that, Lord Zhu is not a pair of hands …….Oh, don’t forget, Lord Zhu is naked, Lord Zhu that ……Not only is it long, it can also dial the abacus. ……Ghost Hand Zhang is just a pair of hands, how can he compare to Lord Zhu. Before the reckoning even started, Ghost Hand Zhang already lost.”
Pfft ……
Liu Dazhou vomited again.
“The Duke has come out.”
At this time, Liu Mu has sharp eyes and sees Zhu Pingan who walks out of the palace gate, pulls a hand of Liu Dazhou who is going to go and argue with someone, puts the meal money on the table and pulls Liu Dazhou to welcome him.
“Have you guys had dinner yet?”Zhu Pingan asked, “If you haven’t eaten, eat at this eatery before returning, I just used it in the palace.”
“We just ate Gongzi. Well, that’s almost curfew, let’s hurry back.”Liu Mu and Liu Dazhou handed the reins of the killer black horse to Zhu Pingan and urged, lest Zhu Pingan enter the eatery and listen to those unintelligible words.
“Oh, okay then.”
Zhu Pingan did not think that much, hearing the two say that they had eaten, and because it was indeed time for the lanterns to be lit and curfew would soon be imposed, he nodded and the three of them rode towards the Marquis Linhuai Mansion.
