Mother Consort, what’s wrong with you?”Yu Wang looked at the laughing Consort Du Kang in a daze and asked with a confused expression.
“That’s right, Consort Du, why are you laughing like this?”Seeing Consort Du Kang who was laughing like this, Princess Ning An also opened her small mouth in surprise and asked in a dumbfounded whisper.
In Princess Ning An’s memory, Consort Du Kang has never been elegant and graceful, always pay attention to the image, where there is like today this laughing flower branch inserted, are fast laughing can not straighten the waist of the time na, so out of shape Consort Du Kang, Princess Ning An this is still the first time to see it, that is why it will be so surprised.
“Giggle giggle, because of this poem ……”Concubine Du Kang covered her small mouth and laughed so hard that she couldn’t straighten her back.
“This poem?”Yu Wang and Princess Ning An were even more confused, “Is this poem so funny?”
It was more than not funny, it was simply not funny at all.
Yu Wang and Princess Ning An looked at each other, unsure, how could this poem not have anything to do with being funny.
“You guys read it once and see.”Princess Du Kang tried very hard to stop her smile, but just after she finished, she couldn’t help but snort out another laugh.
“Read it once?”Yu Wang was a little unsure, could it be that reading it once would reveal the secret.
“Hm? Good.”Princess Ning An froze, then nodded and softly read Crouching Spring once more.
“Dark plums smell the flowers, lying branches hurt the bottom of hatred. Remote smell lying like water, easy to penetrate the spring green. The shore is like green, the shore is like through green, the shore is like through dai green.”
Princess Ning An’s voice was very nice, her tone was subdued and staccato, and she read this piece of “Crouching Spring” softly.
Consort Du Kang had already stopped laughing, but when she listened to Princess Ning An reading “Crouching Spring”, she couldn’t help but laugh again as she listened.
King Yu had originally listened very carefully, wanting to discover the secrets, but he was soon affected by Consort Du Kang who covered her small mouth to the side and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
“Mother Consort ……”Yu Wang touched his forehead, somewhat helpless.
“Mother Consort Du ……”Princess Ning An lengthened her trailing voice and slightly pouted her little mouth, expressing her dissatisfaction.
People are reading properly, why are you laughing like this, is it because Ning An is not reading well ……
Princess Ning An thought a lot in her mind for a while.
“Cluck cluck cluck cluck, haven’t you guys realised yet?”Concubine Du Kang endured her laughter with great difficulty, her face was suffocated and red, the small dimples on her face were showing up with laughter, and her long eyes that were squinted into crescent moons were laughing.
“Discovered what?”Yu Wang and Princess Ning An shook their heads, confused.
“Little Ning An ah, well, this poem was given to you by that person ah, giggle, did you offend someone.”Consort Du Kang looked at Princess Ning An with a smile and asked.
“Hmm? How did you know that, Your Highness?”Princess Ning An was stunned, and then a pair of big eyes turned to Yu Wang, seemingly questioning if Yu Wang had told Consort Du Kang.
Yu Wang shook his head with an innocent face.
“It’s not listening to him, the poem can be seen ……” Consort Du Kang snorted a smile.
Princess Ning An had a sceptical face.
“You read it a few more times to see.”Concubine Du Kang blinked.
Princess Ning An suspiciously looked at Crouching Spring once more, then carefully read it twice more, “‘Crouching Spring’. Dark plums smell the flowers, lying branches hurt the bottom of hatred. Remote smell lying like water, easy to penetrate the spring green ……”
“Nothing well ……” after reading it twice, Princess Ning An shook her zhen head.
Consort Du Kang smiled but did not say anything, with a look indicating Ning An to read again.
Still need to read?
Princess Ning An pouted unhappily, with a little emotion, and didn’t read properly, reading out of tune, “‘Crouching Spring’. Dark plums smell flowers, lying branches hurt hate bottom. Remote smell lying like water, easy to penetrate the spring green ……”
Seeing this, the Yu Wang on the side laughed and shook his head.
Hey?
Wait?
Not right?
I so want to hear out what?
Yu Wang, who was shaking his head with a smile, was suddenly struck by a sudden shock, from Princess Ning An’s little emotional off-key chanting of “distantly heard lying like water, easy to penetrate the spring green”, he seemed to have heard it out of the cold.
If it is not Princess Ning An with a little emotion deliberately out of tune reading words, Yu Wang really can not find this secret.
I heard that lying like water, easy to penetrate the spring green – to ask who I am, a big stupid donkey?
Eh?
No?
Yu Wang surprised like a log, simply do not believe their own ears, the original cognition has been reversed, just what he thought of as an extremely beautiful mood of a poem, but is actually such a “poem”?
The side of the Ning An is still with a small mood of walking tune: “The bank is like green, the bank is like through the green, the bank is like through the dai green.”
In King Yu’s ears, Ning An read, “I’m a donkey, I’m a donkey, I’m a big stupid donkey.”
Then, King Yu couldn’t help but hold back his blush, and when Ning An finished reading, King Yu couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Eh?
Princess Ning An was completely confused.
What’s going on?
Why are you also laughing like this, imperial brother? What exactly happened? Could it be that there’s something wrong with my reading?
Princess Ning An was filled with confusion for a moment.
“Imperial brother, why are you smiling like this too? Hmm?”Princess Ning An couldn’t figure it out, so she chose the most direct way, revealing her baby tiger teeth and looking at King Yu with a burning gaze that was half threatening and half petulant.
“Chenmei, heh heh heh, you use the tone of voice just now, read it again and you’ll know, heh ……” Yu Wang tried his best to hold it in, but he still laughed out loud.
Princess Ning An looked at Yu Wang suspiciously.
Yu Wang nodded.
Thus, Princess Ning An read in a low voice again in the same tone as earlier, “Crouching Spring. Dark plums smell the flowers, lying branches hurt the bottom of hatred ……”
This time when Princess Ning An read, she paid extra attention, and while reading, she criticised Zhu Ping An’s poem in her mind.
“Reclining Spring”?
What kind of name is that, sounds like I’m stupid ah ……
Eh?
Wait a minute?
I’m stupid?
Princess Ning An just read a sentence, suddenly stopped, a small face all of a sudden black, and then turned back to the head, re-read in a low voice, the more you read the more black the pretty face, and finally are almost black into the bottom of the pot.
“Crouching Spring-I’m stupid.”
“Dark plums smell the flowers (I’m uneducated), lying branches hurt and hate the bottom (I have a very low IQ). The distant smell of lying like water (I have to ask who I am), easy to penetrate the spring green (a big stupid donkey). Shore like green (I’m a donkey), shore like through green (I’m a donkey), shore like through dai green (I’m a dumb donkey)……”
Although the word intelligence, Princess Ning An didn’t quite understand what it meant, she would broadly understand it as wisdom.
However, the other culture, dumb donkey, Princess Ning An was clear as day.
Culture, this word in modern times is mostly the meaning of knowledge, say you don’t have culture, roughly that is to say that you have no knowledge, no connotation, uneducated.
In ancient times, said you have no culture, but more serious than modern. In “Saying Yuan?refers to the martial arts” in the “where the rise of the martial arts, for the disobedience, culture does not change, and then added to the punishment” sentence, in ancient times, culture is more “heard of the education” means, the general ancient Central Plains people often say that the minority barbarians and so on, is satirical that they do not have the culture of people outside the world!I’m not sure what I mean by that, but I’m not sure what I mean by that.
So I am not educated, this first line of the poem is very lethal to Princess Ning An.
I’m so mad at you!
You’re the one with no culture, you’re the one who’s a big stupid donkey!
So it turns out that Zhu Pingan, the exhibitionist, sent himself the poem to humiliate himself… Pissed me off… At the time, I thought it was that bast*rd’s toad trying to eat swan meat! I thought it was that bast*rd’s desire to eat swan meat! That bast*rd Zhu Pingan must be snickering!
“Zhu Pingan, you big bast*rd! You’re the one who’s uneducated, you’re the one who’s a big stupid donkey! I’m going to report this to my father, so that he can chop off the head of Zhu Pingan, you big stupid donkey ……”
The more she thought about it, the darker her face became, Princess Ning An was simply going crazy, the sound of her gritted teeth was simply going to break through the roof of Rong Fu Palace.
