A word of slow resounded through the entire room.
It was like an explosion of thunder!
Just one word, but it had the same vast momentum as a thousand armies, as if a group of righteous teachers had descended from the sky, galloping and whistling, instantly shaking the entire venue of the thanksgiving banquet.
Including the banquet, has put the tea cup to the lips, mouth are open, is ready to drink tea Zhu Pingan.
He was also shocked.
Maintained the action of tea, stopped where, a drop of tea also failed to drink to the mouth …….
Who shouted “Slow”?
The crowd followed the sound and looked, only to see that in the line of sight, Yang Guoliang was looking at Zhu Pingan, and the mouth shape of the word “slow” had not yet closed.
Obviously, it was Yang Guoliang who shouted it.
Zhu Pingan held his teacup and slowly turned his head to look at Yang Guoliang.
In the line of sight.
Yang Guoliang was looking at himself excitedly, his eyes dancing with the fire of vengeance, and the muscles on his face seemed to be trembling with excitement.
“Hehe, Ta-Jen Zhu, wait.”
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Pingan and tried his best to make a calm and gentle smiling expression, but it was a pity that the muscles on his face were trembling too much because of his excitement, making his calm and gentle smile appear a little agitated and hideous.
Hehe.
Can one not be excited?
To be honest, just now when Zhu Pingan made the couplet, Yang Guoliang felt that the sky was dark and the earth was spinning, the sun and the moon were crumbling.
His own couplet, his own hard thinking for a year long have not been able to come up with the next couplet, think can be classified as a hundred years of absolute couplet, the results of this only know how to eat Zhu Pingan thought not even think of the next couplet! How can one not despair?
But
Hehe
The Emperor’s Heaven is not a man of heart yet.
In despair, Yang Guoliang did not give up, his brain spun fast, more awake and active than ever.
Taking two Chuan, lining up eight formations, six out of seven captured, five zhangyuan bright light forty-nine, a heart only to pay three wishes;
Pingxi Shu, set the southern barbarians, east and north refused, the middle army tent change the trigrams of earth, wood and gold lines, the water can be attacked with fire.
This seemingly perfect couplet, or by Yang Guoliang keen to catch a break, a fatal break.
A crack that is enough to make Zhu Pingan perish!
Beautiful!
Jedi counterattack!
Heh.
How can you not be excited.
At this time, Yang Guoliang’s failure to excitedly laugh up to the sky was already the result of restraint and restraint.
“Hiccup ……What is Dr Yang’s advice?”
Zhu Pingan held his teacup and burped, slightly frowning, and asked in an unsavoury manner.
bast*rd.
Can’t even drink a cup of tea in peace!
Zhu Pingan warmly greeted Yang Guoliang in his heart.
“I can’t talk about seeing and teaching, I just have some immature ideas to discuss with Zhu Ping An.”Yang Guoliang smiled and deliberately used the same tone he used in the morning when Zhu Pingan was asking for advice from himself and said to Zhu Pingan.
Using the way of his people to cure his people.
Sure enough, it was this kind of revenge that was even more soothing, as if every pore was screaming for relief.
This sourness.
Yang Guoliang’s excited and soothing voice was a bit raspy, as if he was a c*ckerel that had been strangled, with its own BGM.
“Dr Yang, please speak.”Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang, nodded slightly and said faintly.
Heh.
Dropped your face?
This is too much to bear?
Believe it or not, your expression will look better later?
Yang Guoliang smiled as he looked at Zhu Pingan, as if he could see the scene of Zhu Pingan’s dumbfounded and defeated face after he had pointed out his well-known breakage, so the smile on his face became more and more gentle.
“My first line is ‘Collecting two rivers, lining up eight formations, six out of seven captures, five zhangyuan bright lights forty-nine, a heart only for the reward of the three Gu’, Zhu Ta-Jen’s second line you are right is ‘Levelling the western Shu, fixing the southern barbarians, the east and the northern refusal, the middle army tent changing the trigrams of the earth, wood, and gold lines, the water surface is partial to the use of fire attacks’, yes or no?”Yang Guoliang gazed at Zhu Pingan with a burning gaze and asked with a smile.
“Ran also.”Zhu Pingan nodded.
“Hehe, then the question comes.”Hearing Zhu Pingan answer yes, Yang Guoliang’s smile was even brighter.
The smile was inscrutable.
It was as if by giving him a fan, he would be able to feather his fan and talk and laugh, and the boom would be gone.
“Which one is better at learning how to excavate in the end?”Zhu Pingan slightly pulled the corner of his mouth.
Mainly because Yang Guoliang’s this then the question came, making Zhu Pingan a bit unable to help but come up with a sentence, just like how Hong Qi in East Meets West couldn’t help but kick Ouyang Feng because he was standing in a position that was too handsome.
“Huh?”
Zhu Pingan skyrocketed solitaire, let Yang Guoliang ah froze, what the hell, what learning excavator in the end which is strong, sick you, excavator is what?
“Ahem, I mean what’s the problem?”Zhu Pingan coughed and explained with a slight smile.
Sick!
Yang Guoliang glanced at Zhu Pingan, thinking that he was about to point out Zhu Pingan’s fatal break in the couplet, his mood immediately improved again.
“Hehe, Ta-Jen Zhu take it easy, please listen to me slowly. My first couplet is written by Marquis Zhu Geliang, your second couplet is also Marquis Zhu Geliang, there is no problem with the meaning of the couplet. ‘Collecting two rivers’ versus ‘levelling western Sichuan’, ‘arranging eight formations’ versus ‘settling southern barbarians’, ‘six out of seven captures’.’six out of seven captures’ against ‘east and north refusal’……All of these are no problem.”
Yang Guoliang said with a slight smile, then his words turned, his laughter was filled with a murderous aura, and his words were peppered with spears and ten thousand arrows:
“But, huh, Lord Zhu next ‘five zhangyuan bright light forty-nine lamps, a heart only for the reward of the three Gu’ to ‘the middle army tent change the trigrams of earth, wood and gold lines, the water surface is partial to the fire attack’, here there is a problem. ”
“Oh, dare I ask Dr Yang, where does the problem lie?”Zhu Pingan slightly pulled the corner of his mouth, arching his hand and asking.
“Where does the problem lie? Oh, doesn’t Lord Zhu see it yet? Your ‘Middle Army Tent Changing Gua Earth, Wood, and Gold Lines’ obviously doesn’t match my ’49 Bright Lights in Wuzhanyuan’, and the same goes for the ‘Water Paradoxically Attacks with Fire’ at the back. My first line implies ‘one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, seven, eight, nine, ten’, and it is correct to use ‘east, west, south, north, south, and centre’ in the first line, but ‘gold, wood, water, fire, and earth’ in the second line, isn’t it true?But then you use ‘Jin, Mu, Shui, Huo, Tu’ to match the five elements, isn’t that ridiculous? I am a unified ten numbers, but you use five directions and five five elements, directions and five elements, completely irrelevant. Is it not ridiculous and laughable for you to use this non-uniform orientation words and my five-element words against my uniform numbers?!”
“Well, Dr Yang has a point ……”
“Yes, Dr Yang’s first line is ten numbers, but Zhu Pingan used five directional words plus five five elements to match, it’s not a match at all.”
“Yes, when Dr Yang said that, I realised why I felt something was wrong when I listened to Zhu Pingan’s couplet just now, so it’s this ah……The next couplet that Lord Zhu made is not correct, it doesn’t work …….”
When the crowd heard this, they came to a realisation, and the thanksgiving banquet scene came alive.
Hehe
Cool!
Looking at the expressions of the people who came to a realisation, listening to the comments of the people pouring Zhu, the arc of Yang Guoliang’s mouth pulled wider and wider.
This feeling is really difficult to describe in words, like the wedding night and his wife Dunlun ceremony, trembling when the same feeling, every pore of the body are soothing open, and how is a “cool” word can describe it.
It’s too good.
Too exciting.
It’s too addictive.
Oh, Zhu Pingan, do you feel the despair……
