The moon is over the willow, after dusk.
When Zhu Pingan ate a mouthful of grease and shyly walked out of the room under the guidance of the chamberlain, as soon as he left the room, he happened to run into Yang Guoliang, who was full of water from drinking, and Yang Guoliang was also walking out under the guidance of the chamberlain.
“Dr Yang, hiccup ……”
Zhu Pingan arched his hand and greeted Yang Guoliang, and halfway through he did not hold back a burp.
Yang Guoliang just drank two pots of tea, drank a full stomach, has long had a strong desire to urinate, this moment the most want to do is to hurry out of the palace, and then find a no one’s ground to cries to solve it.
But just step out the door was called!
Who is it?
I can’t even hold it in, but you’re still saying hello to me? I’ll say hello to the hell of it.
Yang Guoliang raised his head with a pissy face and saw Zhu Pingan. Oh, I thought it was someone who was being so inconsiderate, but it turned out to be you, the little son of a b*tch surnamed Zhu!
Am I in bad luck with you? As long as I meet you, everything will not go well!
Last time I went to King Jing’s and King Yu’s thanksgiving banquet with you, and you made a broken couplet, so I didn’t even have a sip of water, and my lips are all dry and cracked! That said, which of your broken couplets was thought out over several years, I still haven’t come up with one yet!
Let’s not talk about the couplet. Let’s talk about the banquet.
Today, I went with you to the banquet given by the Emperor, and I was not in the same room with you, and you even washed it out. On a table full of dishes, but did not set chopsticks, which you dare to believe? I drank a bellyful of tea, and my bladder is about to explode.
Of course, Yang Guoliang heart even if you want to curse the death of Zhu Pingan’s heart have, but the face is still to go through.
The game is just a game.
This point of consciousness, Yang Guoliang still have.
“Zhu Da ……People!”
Yang Guoliang endured the strong urge to urinate, suppressed his face full of impatience, raised his head and squeezed a stiff smile, returned Zhu Pingan’s salute.
As a result, only after saying the three words “Your Excellency Zhu”, Yang Guoliang saw Zhu Ping An’s oily glowing lips under the candlelight, and froze for a moment, then his heart became very unbalanced, and he uttered the last word “man”, which was “human”.When he said the last word “man”, it was also with a strong sense of dissatisfaction.
You even have chopsticks?
Why do you have chopsticks?
Why can you, Zhu Pingan, eat with a mouth full of oil, while I can only drink with a belly full of water?
In an instant
Yang Guoliang’s pair of eyes were as red as a rabbit’s, red-eyed.
The next second
Zhang Juzheng also came out and greeted each other with Zhu Pingan and Yang Guoliang.
Yang Guoliang directly landed his eyes on Zhang Juzheng’s lips, uh, it seems like they are also oily, although not as oily as Zhu Ping An, he must have eaten the imperial food as well.
And so.
Yang Guoliang’s red eyes became even redder.
Wait a minute.
Does it mean that I’m the only one who doesn’t have chopsticks in this imperial meal?
Did I offend you?
Why do they all have chopsticks…
Yang Guoliang slowly turned his probing gaze to the chamberlain at the side, with the air of a baby is aggrieved but baby doesn’t dare to say anything.
“Lord Yang, Lords, this way please.”The chamberlain had a frank face and extended his hand to respectfully invite Yang Guoliang and the others to move forward.
“Thank you.”
Zhu Pingan arched his hand and thanked the chamberlain, then followed the path the chamberlain led outwards.
Zhang Juzheng followed closely behind, and Yang Guoliang last.
The chamberlain kept sending Zhu Pingan and the three of them to the entrance of the palace before stopping, sending each of the three of them a Peaceful No Matters Plaque, and then watching the three of them walk out of the palace gate.
The Taiping Wuzhi card was a wooden waist card that was specially designed to pass through the curfew, and the holder of this card could ignore the curfew ban and freely pass through the streets of the Forbidden City. Regardless of whether it is the Shun Tian Fu’s servants, or the Jinyiwei, or the East Chamber’s factory guards, when they see this card, they will always let them pass.
Of course, just now when the chamberlain delivered the card, he also explained that this card was only for them to return to their homes tonight, and that it would have to be returned to the palace gate guards tomorrow.
“Gongzi.”
Zhu Pingan hangs the peace and quiet sign on his waist, walks out of the palace gate, arches his hand to say goodbye to Zhang Juzheng and Yang Guoliang, turns around and only takes a step when he hears Liu Dazhou’s shout of excitement, raises his head to see Liu Dazhou who is not far from him leading a horse to come.
“Heh heh heh, I heard that the Prince is having the imperial meal tonight, what is it, is the imperial meal good?”Liu Dazhou asked with a curious face after leading his horse over.
“Of course the imperial meal is delicious.”Zhu Pingan received the killer black horse and smiled.
“Tasty, how much food is there? Is it as tasty as the pork jowl brined in our shop?”Liu Dazhou was curious.
Since he had eaten the brined out pig jiaozi, Liu Dazhou couldn’t forget the flavour, it was simply too tasty, and by the hot business today, and the diners’ praise of the shop’s pig jiaozi, Liu Dazhou was now very confident in the shop’s pig jiaozi.
“Cough cough ……”
Yang Guoliang, who was about to get into the sedan chair and leave, almost didn’t cough up urine from laughing when he heard Liu Dazhou’s words, comparing the imperial food with pig’s jowl? Zhu Pingan’s mansion this limbs developed, simple-minded subordinate, the head is not loaded with brains, loaded with pig’s jowl, right!
One side of Zhang Juzheng heard, also can not help but hook the corner of the lips laughed, he is still the first time to hear to take the pig’s offal with the imperial meal to do the comparison, this is the same as hearing the beggar said he did the emperor eat eggs three times a day to eat only the yellow is as funny.
“It’s much tastier than the brined pig jowl in our shop.”Zhu Pingan laughed.
This is not nonsense!
Yang Guoliang rolled his eyes, grunted, got into the sedan chair, waved his hand and was about to lower the curtain, ready to urge the sedan bearer to go faster, he would still be holding it.
As a result, the curtain in Yang Guoliang’s hand had not been put down yet, but he heard Zhu Pingan over there spoke again.
“Just how delicious, let me put it to you this way, it’s so delicious that the eunuch even forgot to set his chopsticks, and I didn’t even realise it.”Zhu Pingan rolled onto his horse while describing to Liu Dazhou, “Next time, when I have another chance to eat the imperial food, I’ll ask if I can pack up and bring back some for you guys to try.”
“Really, thank you, Your Excellency, if I can eat imperial food, then this life has not been in vain.”Liu Dazhou grinned with excitement.
Hearing Zhu Pingan’s words, Yang Guoliang’s hand that was lowering the curtain stopped.
What did he just say, Zhu Pingan?
It was so good that the eunuch even forgot to set his chopsticks and he didn’t even notice?
He said that?
Zhu Ping An didn’t even set out his chopsticks at the beginning?
I thought I was the only one who was unlucky that he forgot to give me chopsticks!
So he didn’t give me chopsticks either!
What about Zhang Juzheng?
Yang Guoliang hurriedly turned his gaze to Zhang Juzheng, then saw that Zhang Juzheng was also looking at himself with a suspicious face.
This confirmed it!
So it turns out that the eunuch had forgotten to set out chopsticks for this meal bestowal?
How could it be so coincidental?
Forgetting one pair of chopsticks is possible, forgetting three pairs is impossible, not to mention this is inside the palace.
That means it was intentional!
Thinking of this, Yang Guoliang’s heart trembled violently, all three people did not have chopsticks in the beginning, then why did they give Zhu Pingan and Zhang Juzheng chopsticks later, and did not give them to me?
Yang Guoliang thought Avray and fearfully, and his desire to urinate was instantly gone.
The moment Zhang Juzheng saw Yang Guoliang turn his head to look at himself, he had already thought that the chopsticks were intentionally not placed.
At the time of thinking of this, Zhang Juzheng also thought of his own move of asking for chopsticks at the banquet ……
His face, for a split second, turned grey.
The smile was long gone.
Only Zhu Pingan was heartless as he galloped his horse away with Liu Dazhou, talking and laughing all the way. Please wait a moment while the content is updated, you need to refresh the page to get the latest update!
