This is this year’s top scholar – Zhu Pingan, I’m sure you’ve all heard of him, and there are quite a few here who know Zi Hou, so I won’t introduce him too much.”
After Yan Shi Fan dealt with the greetings from the crowd, he turned around and introduced Zhu Pingan behind him to the crowd.
“Ping’an has met all the lords.”
Zhu Pingan smiled faintly and stepped forward, arching his hand deeply towards the crowd to meet them.
“You are welcome.”
“Pleased to meet you. ……”
The crowd only sparsely responded with a few sentences, their attitudes were rather cold, especially Luo Wenlong and Ouyang Zishi who not only didn’t respond to Zhu Pingan, but instead snorted lightly and scoffed at him.
It was interesting to say the least.
By the time the crowd was seated, Zhu Pingan was sitting right in the middle of Luo Wenlong and Ouyang Zishi. In fact, Zhu Pingan didn’t want to, Zhu Pingan personally wanted to sit with Zhang Juzheng, but there was no way, just now Yan Shifan let people add chairs here, so Zhu Pingan had no choice but to sit here.
“All of you please drink this cup, today we have a rare rest small gathering, no need to be polite, we are here today, not divided into the size of the official position, also not divided into the age of young and old, equal generation equal on friendship, but seek a drunkenness.”
After everyone was seated, Yan Shifan got up and brought the first cup of wine, smilingly toasted to the people present.
“What Your Excellency Yan said is very true, but seek to get drunk, Your Excellency Yan please.”The crowd rose and together raised their glasses and drank it all in one go.
Then, Yan Shifan smilingly raised two more cups of wine and said some toasts of welcome and such, and the banquet began.
The maid began to pour wine for all the people, hot dishes also began to gradually on.
The crowd talked and laughed freely.
Ouyang Zishi and Luo Wenlong, deliberately chatted with Zhu Pingan, occasionally toasting each other, deliberately leaving Zhu Pingan out.
However, the two men’s good intentions, obviously to bury their heads in the feast, eat everything fragrant Zhu Pingan did not cause any impact. It felt like the two of them had punched cotton with all their might, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
The more he looked at Zhu Pingan who was feasting, the more Luo Wenlong felt unhappy in his heart.
Suddenly, Luo Wenlong let out a laugh, got up, lifted up a cup of wine, and said to the crowd, “Just now, I suddenly remembered a funny thing from my childhood in the past, and I couldn’t help but want to share it with all of you.”
“Oh, what is the funny thing?”
“Brother Wen Long, tell me.”
The crowd looked towards Luo Wenlong and asked with considerable interest.
Yan Shi Fan also turned his head with interest.
Seeing that the crowd’s eyes were focused over, Luo Wenlong smiled more and more brightly, his expression also more and more complacent, “Oh, since everyone wants to hear it, then I’ll tell you briefly. When I was a child, our family had a neighbour surnamed Zhu, oh, coincidentally, with our Scholar Zhu Taoshi is the family, heh ……”
Saying this, Luo Wenlong also purposely smiled and glanced at Zhu Pingan.
Coincidence of your sister, this guy certainly did not hold back a good fart, Zhu Pingan listening to this, can not help but roll a white eye, Luo Wenlong this guy belongs to the mad dog, see yourself once, bite yourself once, persistent over it.
Oh, interesting.
The crowd here are all people elite, see Luo Wenlong this move, the heart naturally understand, so the interest is more intense.
“Oh, such a coincidence.”Yan Shi Fan laughed.
“Not so coincidental, my neighbour’s surname is Zhu, his family has a child of similar age to me, we often played together when we were young. My neighbour’s child is a horse, his parents wanted him to gallop like a steed, so they named him Zhu Chi.”Luo Wenlong couldn’t help but laugh as he told the crowd.
“Zhu Chi, galloping for ten thousand miles, that’s not a bad name.”
The crowd nodded slightly as they heard this.
“Hehe, Zhu Chi his age is similar to mine, but when he was a child, the person grew much stronger than me, and he loves to eat the most.”Luo Wenlong continued with a smile on his face, saying that he deliberately glanced at Zhu Pingan again.
Oh, love to eat ah …….
The eaters swept a glance at Zhu Pingan, and their interest intensified. Throughout the banquet, it was Zhu Pingan who could eat the most, from the moment he sat down, his mouth never stopped, similar to a refugee fleeing the famine. Oh, Luo Wenlong was completely insinuating Zhu Pingan.
“My neighbour is very spoiled his family Zhu Chi, there is a request, often go to the market to his family Zhu Chi buy all kinds of delicious, often a mention of a lot of food back, the road people see him buy so much food, often people curious to ask him how to buy so much food, whenever this time my neighbour will say, this is for my pig to eat (Zhu Chi), poof!…… This is for my pig to eat (Zhu Chi) …… hahaha ……”
Luo Wenlong said to the end, will Zhu Chi deliberately read into the pig to eat, in order to let the crowd hear clearly, in the “pig” sound, the tone also deliberately aggravated a few points.
After that, when Luo Wenlong himself was almost out of breath from laughing, he glanced at Zhu Pingan, and couldn’t help but feel proud and proud of his own wit, and then his laughter grew even louder.
The implication was unspoken.
“Hahaha …… for my pig!”
“For the pig to eat!”
“What Lord Luo said is indeed very interesting.”
After hearing this, the crowd repeated it softly, and then glanced at Zhu Pingan, smiling one after the other, especially Ouyang Zishi, who was even laughing, and even slapped the table twice, excited!
After listening to Luo Wenlong’s choreographed jokes, Yan Shifan also couldn’t help but laugh and turned his head to look at Zhu Pingan.
Zhang Juzheng did not laugh, but lifted his teacup and covered his face with tea, quietly observing Zhu Pingan, wanting to see how Zhu Pingan responded.
Zhu Ping An, who was in the centre of the laughter and sight of the crowd, was unperturbed, his face did not change, and he had a feeling of “no matter how the wind blows and the waves beat, it is better than walking idly”, in the sight of the crowd, Zhu Ping An unhurriedly picked up a chopsticks of crabmeat shark’s fins, put it into his mouth and chewed a bite, his eyes lit up, and after chewing it again and again, he was satisfied and swallowed it.He swallowed it.
After finishing the crabmeat shark’s fin, Zhu Pingan took out a handkerchief embroidered with a fat duck playing in the water from his sleeve, wiped the grease stains at the corner of his mouth, and then folded it up again in his sleeve.
After a series of actions, Zhu Pingan slowly raised his head, swept Luo Wenlong and the laughing crowd a glance, pulled the corner of his mouth, revealing a bright and incomparable smile, attentively advised: ”Oh, all the adults do not just focus on laughing, such a table of delicious food, we do not eat? Oh yes, this crabmeat shark’s fin that Lord Luo just ate, I tasted it, the flavour is really delicious, strength recommended.”
For pigs to eat?
Hehe.
You Luo Wen Long, and you, you, you, you, all of you here, do you not have any p*ssy in your hearts if you have eaten it yourselves?!!!!
When you are satirising me, how is it that you are not satirising yourself and everyone else all together?
Pig?
How about that.
My nickname, Little Swine, has been shouted at for years, this is too childish of you.
Zhu Pingan scoffed at Luo Wenlong and the laughing crowd, tugging the corners of his mouth downwards in disdain.
Err.
Crap, right!
For the pigs to eat? We just ate it too ah, then wouldn’t we also become pigs in Luo Wenlong’s mouth?
The smiles on the faces of the crowd gradually withered, turning their eyes towards Luo Wenlong ……
Cough.
Luo Wenlong’s face turned red and he coughed several times in a row ……
