However, Zhu Pingan is not prepared to let Luo Wenlong off like this, this guy sees himself once and bites himself once, without chipping off one of his teeth, this kind of person will not learn from his mistakes, besides, he is not a doughy person who can be ravaged by others.
As the saying goes, it’s not polite to come and go.
Telling jokes, right?
Oh, compared to me, to put it mildly, I’m not targeting anyone, I’m saying everyone here is rubbish!
Modern cold jokes, dirty jokes, brain teasing jokes ……Any one of them can crush ancient jokes in minutes.
Oh.
There’s.
There was a joke that was appropriate, Zhu Pingan thought of some of the deeds he had recently heard about Comrade Luo Wenlong and couldn’t help but curl his lips. Although this joke was old and outdated in modern times, it couldn’t be any newer for Daming.
“Hehe, just now, after hearing Lord Luo speak about funny stories from his childhood, I also thought of a funny story from my childhood, which I heard from a few uncles in our village when they were busy between farm work when I was a child, and I also couldn’t help but want to share it with Lord Luo, as well as all of you, your lordships.”
Zhu Pingan let out a laugh, slightly narrowed his eyes, leisurely glanced at Luo Wenlong, and slowly said.
Oh.
Smells a tit-for-tat flavour oh.
The melon eaters on the side, lest things are not too big, even if they do not like Zhu Ping An, at this moment, they are also very co-operative in urging Zhu Ping An to speak quickly to hear.
Yan Shi Fan also looked interested.
“Ahem, before I tell it, let me clarify again, this anecdote is something I heard from my village uncle when I was a child, and it is not directed at anyone ah, so don’t think too much about it haha.”Zhu Pingan swept a glance at Luo Wenlong and the crowd, coughed and declared.
This was a typical attempt to cover up the truth.
Seeing this, the crowd understood in their hearts and took a look at Luo Wenlong, becoming more interested.
“Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on the mountain there was a temple ……”Zhu Pingan took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.
“Cliche! Nothing new!”Luo Wenlong face disdain, scoffed, what once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, this is the usual beginning of people’s storytelling, nothing new!
“There was a door on the temple, there was an iron lock hanging on the door, one day came a gold key and a handsome silver key, the gold key into the iron lock, inserted a swing, did not open, pull out, inserted again, and then a swing, still did not open ……The handsome silver key said it was my turn, so the gold key was pulled out and the silver key was inserted into the iron lock, repeating the gold key’s previous action, inserting and twisting and pulling out, and so on for several times, but the same did not open. ……At this time, the iron key, which had been observing for a long time, came out, and the iron key was inserted into the iron lock, which was cleanly opened at once. After opening the lock, the iron key said to the golden key and the handsome silver key with a proud and proud face ”Do you know why you can’t open it? Because I am the original mate, no matter how noble you are born and how handsome you are, you can’t get her heart. Because I am her original mate, I know her heart best. You guys, humph……'”Zhu Pingan slowly narrated.
Listening to Zhu Pingan speak here, the crowd feel flat and strange, even a little want to sleep, feel this is what kind of interesting jokes, gold key, silver key, iron key, what is simply told to the children to listen to the fable story.
“Hmph, take us as a three-year-old child ah.”Luo Wenlong was even more disdainful of Zhu Pingan and despised him.
“After the Iron Key finished speaking, he disdainfully looked at the Golden Key and the Handsome Silver Key with a face of pride and honour.”
“Upon hearing this, Golden Key and Silver Key twisted their heads and turned their gazes towards Iron Key as if they were looking at idiots, disdainfully replying back ‘You’re f*cking sick, old man has nothing to plug in for fun, what do I need your daughter-in-law’s heart for?!!!'”
As Zhu Pingan narrated, his eyes also swept over Luo Wenlong intentionally or unintentionally.
After Zhu Pingan finished his narration, the banquet table was quiet for two seconds.
The third second
The crowd looked back, and there was an uncontrollable burst of laughter that sounded like it was going to topple the roof of the building.
Erm, plugging in for fun ……
Originally a flat road, but walking, the front suddenly came a sharp turn, and this turn is also particularly sharp and fast, the crowd simply can not react in time.
Caught off guard, after a bend, the fairy tale becomes an adult story, many people have overturned the car.
Ha ha ha.
Interesting, interesting.
The crowd here hadn’t been exposed to this kind of modern jokes about turning a sharp corner and overturning a car, and the more they thought about it, the more they found it interesting.
Unsurprisingly, this joke told by Zhu Ping An would soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone here.
Err
Wait a minute.
How does this joke feel ……
The crowd laughed and laughed, but suddenly, if they felt something, they coincidentally turned their gaze towards Luo Wenlong.
Men are actually also very gossipy, especially about the peach coloured deeds, it is even more well informed and spread.
Although Luo Wenlong and they are all Yan Party stalwarts and comrades in the trenches, they have not gossiped about Luo Wenlong in private. There was no way, who let Luo Wenlong be a god-like existence in their circle, who let what happened to him be too explosive.
After listening to the jokes told by Zhu Pingan, the crowd couldn’t help but think of two of Luo Wenlong’s gossips.
The first one was Luo Wenlong’s mammoth deeds, this gossip mainly came out from inside Ouyang Zishi’s mouth.
That is five years ago, Luo Wenlong is still the world’s famous ink master, after his hand made out of the ink, the value of a hundred times, and the crowd crazy. At that time, Luo Wenlong kept a concubine in the courtyard, every once in a while will go to the concubine to linger. Next door to the courtyard lived a handsome scholar, often to the courtyard bl*wjob, one after another with Luo Wenlong’s concubine on the fornication. Once, Luo Wenlong rushed to the courtyard early, the result will be that handsome scholar and concubine blocked on the bed.
When the crowd listened to Ouyang Zishi gossiping about this, they all thought that Luo Wenlong would beat that scholar half to death.
As a result, greatly out of the crowd’s expectations, Luo Wenlong will be that scholar and concubine blocked on the bed, are given to on …….I’m not going to be able to do that.
Really f*cking fierce man!
Of course, even more fierce is that the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong’s backyard.
This news is not the crowd heard just, the crowd has a lot to Luo Wenlong home as a guest, once witnessed that handsome scholar, is already dressed in women’s clothing, plus the person itself is handsome, this kind of pseudo-maiden, but also let a person have a feeling of ……
The second thing, also related to the first thing.
This don’t know from whom that spread out, but spread more widely than the first thing, as for the truth or falsehood, the crowd also unspoken. Luo Wenlong’s fierce man deeds from Ouyang Zishi’s mouth, many people are interested in Luo Wenlong’s concubine and the scholar, and then some people have seen it with their own eyes, and then later so, the crowd is even more interested in it, and spread more.
Then, it reached Yan Shifan’s ears.
Yan Shifan curiosity, while Luo Wenlong is not in, on the pretext of visiting the Luo residence, saw Luo Wenlong’s concubine and the female scholar.
Yan Shifan love beautiful women, but also good male style, a see the pseudo-maiden scholar, Yan Shifan saliva are going to flow out, and then look at the concubine, is also warm and lovely, thought of Luo Wenlong allusion to the fierce man, Yan Shifan a burst of heart, also want to try.
Concubine and female scholar see Luo Wenlong’s superior to visit the house, naturally good wine and good food reception. After the wine and food, Yan Shifan supported the maids and subordinates, then began to be dishonest, hairy hands and feet.
It is said that Yan Shifan method is amazing, coupled with Luo Wenlong’s concubine and the scholar did not have much chastity attributes, resisting the resistance, the concubine and the scholar on the half-push half-assisted, was Yan Shifan pulled to the bed a pear blossom pressed begonia.
It is said that Luo Wenlong from outside back, Yan Shifan is still in the room pear blossom pressure begonias, however, this time Luo Wenlong fierce man legend did not continue. It is said that Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shi Fan to finish before he made an appearance of having just returned from outside.
After that, Yan Shi Fan visited Luo House more and more often.
Luo Wenlong every time when Yan Shifan came to visit, will find an excuse that there is no good wine at home, or on the grounds that the dishes made by their own cooks are not good, take the initiative to go outside the restaurant to call for a table of wine and food, packing food box to bring back ……Afterwards, I heard that Luo Wenlong often took the initiative to invite Yan Shifan to his home ……
In this way, although Luo Wenlong’s fierce man legend didn’t continue, another more amazing legend was staged.
That’s why, after listening to Zhu Pingan’s jokes, the crowd was able to feel something in their hearts and look at Luo Wenlong unanimously.
