Zhang Juzheng was experiencing the jade cup for the first time, but the official beside him was a veteran, and when the maid was toasting the wine with her fragrant mouth, she went up and down with her hands, having a good time, and only after finishing the wine did she reluctantly let the maid leave.
Guests one after another to enjoy the jade cup, soon it was Luo Wenlong’s turn.
Luo Wenlong was even more unrestrained, no fear of strangers, in the uproar of the crowd, he was close to putting that maid on the spot.
“Hahahaha, the only one who lets loose and gets away with it is Brother Wen Long.”Luo Ziyu beside Luo Wenlong laughed, half joking, half enviously said, just now although he also went up and down, but obviously did not take advantage of Luo Wenlong like this.
“Where where ……”
Luo Wenlong laughed, naive and waved his hand, a look of not ashamed but proud.
The world is going downhill, and morals are degenerating!
At this, Zhu Pingan sighed in contempt, however, Zhu Pingan did not have the time to sigh in contempt because the jade cup was about to take its turn.
Just now, when Luo Wenlong’s maid made a toast, the maids behind Zhu Pingan were already moving around.
Now that Luo Wenlong’s maid had finished her toast.
Then it would be his turn.
Zhu Pingan for the jade cup is a ten thousand resistance, one is because of disdain with them in the same stream of dirt, obviously here are all well-dressed court officials, but what they do is nasty, and beasts how different!
Secondly, it is dislike, that’s right is dislike. Zhu Pingan self-confessed is not a person of cleanliness, but for this so-called jade cup, or 10,000 respect. Although each person at the banquet a jade cup, but who knows how many people have enjoyed these jade cups at previous banquets, although not to “a pair of jade arms of a thousand pillows, half a little bit of the lips of ten thousand people to taste”, but certainly not a disposable jade cup. In addition, Zhu Pingan knows Yan Shifan invented the scented cup, but know that he also invented the scented spit pellet, before he first came to the capital, have seen Yan Song use the scented spit pellet that scene. Who knows that today’s scented mouth cup, will not be yesterday’s scented spittoon?Although I know that Yan Shifan himself will not mix, but who can guarantee that Yan Shifan will not deliberately take their own jokes.
Thirdly, Zhu Pingan thought of Li Shu, on the so-called jade cup, etc., are not to see the eyes.
“This young and promising young adult, what are you thinking about, so fascinated, can teach slaves a period of good waiting ……”The maid behind Zhu Pingan used her hand to cover her lips in a wooing manner, and ranted in a charming manner.
After saying that, the maid then lifted her skirt and was about to throw herself into Zhu Pingan’s arms.
“Ahem, slow.”
Seeing this, Zhu Pingan hurriedly reached out to block it.
“My lord ……”The maid blinked her big watery eyes, innocently and aggrievedly looking at Zhu Pingan.
“Hehe, Zihou, what’s wrong? Do you also want to learn from Uncle Da and make a poem to warm the wine?”Yan Shi Fan narrowed his one eye and looked at Zhu Pingan with interest.
“No.”Zhu Pingan shook his head.
“No? Then what are you still blocking Scholar Lang, it’s your turn to drink, hurry up and be quick, manly man, what’s the point of twisting and squirming! Hurry up, hurry up, don’t spoil everyone’s fun.”
Luo Ziyu took the lead.
“Heh heh, what, or is it that you, Scholar Lang, are a decent man and clean, look down on the behaviour of jade cups and drinking wine such as ours, and feel that you have tainted your eyes, and want to come out of the mud and not be stained, and are ashamed to be in the company of the likes of us?!”
How could Luo Wenlong be absent when it came to belittling Zhu Pingan, followed by Luo Ziyu’s questioning, putting Zhu Pingan on the opposite side of the crowd.
As soon as Luo Wenlong said this, all the people turned their eyes towards Zhu Pingan, especially the officials who had just already drank from the jade cup, their eyes were even more stern.
“Non also?!”
Zhu Pingan shook his head vigorously, he definitely had to deny it at this time.
“Hahahaha, that’s Scholar Lang being shy and embarrassed ……We are not outsiders, Scholarship Lang you and let go of your hands and feet, enjoy the show is, young people, the fire is full of gas, can not control it is very normal. Besides, with the talent of Scholar Lang, make a poem after drinking, it may still be a good story.”The official beside Ouyang Zishi stretched his neck to look at Zhu Pingan and said loudly with a laugh.
“Hahahaha, Scholar Lang is thin-skinned and can’t wipe his face, sorry, hahaha ……”
“Oh, there is an old saying how to say, and want to be that and want to set up a house of cards, haha ……”
The crowd heard a burst of laughter.
Wind flow good words?
I think it’s the world’s wind that’s declining! Zhu Pingan sniffed and belly laughed.
“Hahaha, born as a man, drinking should be fun, come on, all sit on the lap ……”Yan Shifan swept the crowd, laughed loudly, and with one hand pulled the maid beside him onto his lap, up and down.
The rest of the people followed suit.
The maid beside Zhu Pingan also giggled and sat on Zhu Pingan’s lap, as if she was boneless, wanting to stick to Zhu Pingan’s arms.
Zhu Pingan held his hand to block it.
“My lord, don’t shrink your hands and feet. ……”
The maid on Zhu Pingan’s lap, pouted daintily, and while saying so, rubbed herself into Zhu Pingan’s arms.
“Hehe, Zi Hou, today it is you who are the most shrinking and cautious.”
Yan Shifan while going up and down on the maid in his arms, while squinting his one eye staring at Zhu Pingan, asking in a serious tone, “Zi Hou, you and tell me the truth, just say you want to play with women or not?!”
Yan Shi Fan’s narrowed one eye, staring at Zhu Ping ah, his eyes were sharp, as if he could see through Zhu Ping’s heart.
Dark currents surged up at the banquet.
“Think.”Facing Yan Shi Fan’s enquiry, Zhu Ping An raised his head and locked eyes with Yan Shi Fan for a few seconds and slowly nodded his head. In fact, Zhu Pingan also had the words “but can’t” at the end, but did not say it out loud.
“Hahaha, Zi Hou is quite honest. If we look at it, there is no man in this world who doesn’t want to play with women, hahaha, unless he is not a man …….”Yan Shi Fan laughed out loud in satisfaction after hearing Zhu Pingan’s answer.
“Hahaha, Lord Yan is right, there is no man who doesn’t want to play with women unless he is not a man.”The crowd followed and laughed.
The atmosphere at the banquet banquet was extravagantly active again.
“In this world, there is no such thing as sitting on the fence and not messing with Liu Xiahui, even Confucius said that ‘food and colour are also the great desires of man exist’. What the survival of heavenly reason extinguish human desire, are bullsh*t, Zhu Xi his concubine a house are not satisfied, but also Nani as a concubine, pickpocketing daughter-in-law ……Those mouth inside the self-restraint, cleanliness of the people, secretly which is not a beast in human skin? Words and deeds are the same, play when you want to, that’s a real man.”
Yan Shi Fan laughed and spoke eloquently, with a sense of pointing out the mountains.
The crowd all chimed in with yeses and laughed along.
“Lord Zhu, this is Lord Yan’s true insight, manly man, play when you want to, don’t shrink back and act like a p*ssy. Quickly, drink the jade cup.”After laughing, Luo Ziyu and the others repeatedly urged Zhu Pingan.
The maid on Zhu Pingan’s lap was very good at seizing the moment, after Luo Ziyu and the others urged Zhu Pingan, her slender jade hand picked up the wine pot, drank a sip into her cherry mouth, and turned her head to toast to Zhu Pingan.
“Ahem, and allow Ping An to drink a cup first to strengthen his courage.”
Zhu Pingan acted as if he was a brother, both eager to try and somewhat shy, his expression was spot on.
Zhu Pingan’s expression made many people think of the first time they visited a greenhouse. At that time, they also drank a glass of wine to build up their courage before walking into the greenhouse with excitement and apprehension.
Understand, understand.
So the crowd acquiesced to Zhu Pingan’s actions.
Zhu Pingan took the cup of wine in the hand of the maid and poured a cup into his own cup, then he drank it all in one go.
The gazes of the crowd were all looking at Zhu Pingan expectantly.
“Cough, that, I need another drink.”Zhu Pingan burped.
“Wine strengthens one’s courage ……How much of a wimp do you have to be ……Drink, drink.”
Luo Wenlong and the others scoffed.
So, Zhu Pingan poured another cup and once again took a sip.
And then
it doesn’t work.
One more drink.
In the midst of the crowd’s ridicule, Zhu Pingan drank another cup.
“Drink, drink, drink, drink ……”and so on.
Completely drunk.
The crowd was dumbfounded for a while.
Zhang Juzheng opened his mouth wide, just now he was wondering how Zhu Pingan will get through this hurdle, did not expect it to be like this.
