Shortly after Zhu Pingan’s arrival, Xu Jie and his wife were seated in the chair, and the birthday banquet formally began. Wine and food, one after another, filled the tables in front of the people, and of course, the symbols of the birthday banquet – birthday peaches and birthday noodles.
The wine and food were placed on the tables in front of all the people, and of course, the symbol of the birthday banquet – birthday peaches and birthday noodles.
Xu step mentioned three cups of opening wine, spread a handful of dog food, after the students began to toast to the teacher’s wife and offer birthday gifts, but for the birthday gift, Xu step for the wife, all of them politely declined, waved his hand and let people in the centre of the banquet set up a table, holding out the four treasures of the literary house.
Its meaning is self-evident.
All the students in turn went forward to offer poetry and lyrics to congratulate the birthday, a show of skill, a time banquet into a literary event.
On writing poetry and lyrics, there is no one present in the crowd is not in the line, birthday wishes frequently, praises constantly.
Among them, Zhang Juzheng’s birthday poem, triggered the first climax of the birthday banquet.
Congratulations to the Master’s Mother
The East Sea throws chips without counting the years.
The life span of mankind has expanded by three thousand.
I would like to wish you a better life with Mt.
I wish you a better Songshan, where the northern dipper and the southern key are more equal than each other.
Zhang Juzheng’s birthday poem is full of fairy, but also a good meaning, indirectly praised the Xu step and the woman side by side and beauty, lifting the case of husband and wife, get the crowd unanimously praised, the birthday banquet on the word like gold Mrs Xu also smiled and said a “good” word.
Next, all the people went forward to compose poems to wish Zhu Pingan a happy birthday, when it was Zhu’s turn, the youngest of them, Xu Fan, came forward to intervene.
“Zi Hou, if you can compose a life wishing poem that is applauded, your three cups of penalty for being late today can be waived. However, if you can’t do it, those three cups of punishment can turn into six. I know that you can’t hold your liquor well, Zi Hou, so I specially came up with this idea to help you out. How’s that, brotherly enough?”
Xu Dashao suddenly appeared like a god, patted Zhu Pingan’s shoulder, squeezed his eyes at him, and smiled heatedly.
“Shi brother, you are really brotherly enough ……”
Zhu Pingan tugged at the corner of his mouth, spilling out a sentence from between his teeth, this kind of occasion, this time of the year can’t be refused at all.
“What are you polite for, all are good brothers. Oh yeah, can’t let people think I’m taking care of you too much, that’s not good for you or me. Let’s do it this way, I’ll give you a tea time. Come on, Zi Hou, write quickly.”
Xu Da Shao hee-hawed and smiled, and without refusing, he shoved the brush into Zhu Pingan’s hand, and then poured himself a cup of tea, gulped a big mouthful of it, and then apologised, but his face smiled like a dog’s tail flower, and hee-hawed and laughed, “Aiya, I’m sorry Zi Hau, I accidentally drank half a cup in one gulp ……”
“Shi brother, don’t choke ……,” Zhu Pingan’s mouth corners are twitching.
Seeing this, Xu Gan smiled even more broadly.
Zhu Pingan was very clear about his drinking capacity, if he really drank six glasses of wine, he would have to lie down and go home.
Then the only way left was to make a pathetic birthday poem.
But
It was not difficult to make a birthday poem, but it was very difficult to make an amazing birthday poem.
Moreover, with Zhang Juzheng’s poem in front of it, it would be even more difficult.
Then.
Since the conventional path was not easy to follow, there was no choice but to go off the beaten track.
Holding the brush, Zhu Pingan cleared his thoughts and began to compose ideas in this direction, and almost at the same time, a birthday poem by Zheng Banqiao, one of the Eight Monsters of Yangzhou during the Qing Dynasty, surged into Zhu Pingan’s mind.
What a sleepy head.
Zhu Pingan’s heart moved, good, I’ll use you.
The idea is set.
Then.
All units.
Attention.
I, Zhu Pingan, am going to pretend.
Zhu Pingan dipped his brush into the ink and wrote the title, “Congratulations on the Birthday of the Master’s Mother”, then without stopping his pen, he started another line and wrote two words in the body:
“Nai He.”
Nai He, once these two words came out, the surrounding onlookers all looked at each other with a burst of surprise.
“Naihe” means “how to do, deal with”, this word is not a positive, festive, blessing words, this is a frustrated, helpless negative words, how can this word be used to write on the birthday poem.
Scholar Lang couldn’t be angry with Young Master Xu and purposely diaphragm people, right?
No way, although Young Master Xu’s approach was a bit forceful, but Scholar Lang was also too careful, it’s just a few cups of wine, is there a need to play a little temper like this.
Besides, what kind of occasion is this? If he’s playing with his temper on this kind of occasion, Zhu Pingan has been kicked in the head by a donkey, right?
We know very well, Xu Shi to his Zhu Pingan caring, in the court is also a lot of care, let us envy, heart also blame the teacher bias, but it, he Zhu Pingan is how to return the teacher, even in the teacher’s mother’s birthday banquet to gamble on the writing of “Naihe” this kind of inauspicious words, his Zhu Pingan’s conscience was eaten by the dog right.
Many of the onlookers were angry and blamed Zhu Pingan.
Zhang Juzheng was also slightly surprised, but his surprise was different from the others, rather it was curiosity. Zhang Juzheng didn’t think that Zhu Pingan would gamble and lose his temper, he was just curious about how Zhu Pingan would write a birthday toast with “Nai He” as the beginning.
“Ahem …… Zi Hou, you ……”
Xu Fan, who was drinking tea beside him, saw Zhu Pingan’s writing of the word “Nai He” and was surprised when his tea spewed out.
Behind Zhu Pingan, Zhang Siwei was first stunned for a moment, then shook his head and laughed, Zi Hou you did it again ……
“Ahem, Zi Hou, how did your hand slip.”
Wang Shizhen was concerned, seeing the word helpless written by Zhu Pingan, he not only pinched a sweat for Zhu Pingan, quietly stepped forward and tugged on the corner of Zhu Pingan’s coat, snivelling to find an excuse for Zhu Pingan.
However, Wang Shizhen was not good at lying, and finding an excuse for Zhu Pingan made him blush.
Slippery hands?
You also really dare to say, you come to hand slip to try. Hand slip at most slip a stroke, can still slip out two words?
Hearing Wang Shizhen’s excuse for Zhu Pingan, the crowd was speechless.
Zhu Pingan turned back and quietly blinked his right eye at Wang Shizhen, Wang Shizhen was blinked by Zhu Pingan for a moment, and then instantly came to a sudden realisation, shook his head in tears and laughter, Zi Hou, this guy, is going to pretend to be a p*ssy again.
In the eyes of the crowd, Zhu Pingan held the brush and dipped it into the ink, and then wrote the word “Naihe”.
What?
He wrote another “Nai He”! What is he doing?
Is he crazy?
When the crowd saw that Zhu Ping An had written “Nai He” again, their eyes stared out in amazement, and those who had a bad heart covered their chests.
Zi Hou, what are you up to?
Xu Fan with a cup of tea looked at Zhu Pingan in a daze, a face of confusion, just now he was slightly surprised, this is already a big surprise.
Wang Shizhen this will have been much more calm, and Zhang Siwei stood behind Zhu Pingan, and calmly watched Zhu Ping installed forced.
