“You think this is a storybook novel or play opera ah, opening is so-and-so you’re in trouble I’m here to save you, and then a bunch of nonsense, you think it’s so easy to make a name for yourself! Oh, you want to be promoted and get rich think silly! I’ve seen a lot of people who think like you and still want to cheat me! Go go go, don’t stand at the door and get in the way.”The steward made a succession of sarcastic remarks and waved his hand like a dog, driving Zhou Fangzheng outwards.
“You–” Zhou Fangzheng’s face turned red as he was shoved.
“You what you, go go go.”The steward waved his hand in the way, and then the subordinate on duty behind the door rolled up his sleeves and “invited” Zhou Fangzheng to the bottom of the steps.
However.
Zhou Fangzheng finally entered the Yan Mansion, not because he was so eloquent that he persuaded the steward, but because he spent a lot of money to buy a folding fan in the Crane Year Bookstore.
After having a folding fan from He Nian Shuji, the treatment was really different, the steward at the gate of the Yan Mansion looked like he could change his face, and invited Zhou Fangzheng into the Yan Mansion with a smile on his face.
Zhou Fangzheng entered the Yan Mansion, was invited into the waiting room waiting to be summoned. Zhou Fangzheng walked around in the Yan Mansion’s waiting room and waited for about half an hour before Yan Shifan came in late, picking his teeth with a toothpick while holding his stomach.
“This bear paw is delicious today, but it’s stuffed with teeth.”Yan Shifan before entering the door picked out the shredded meat that stuffed his teeth, fat fingers rubbed his cheeks and complained, squinted his small eyes and turned his head to the subordinate who followed him and commanded, “You go to the back kitchen and say, the pair of bear paws sent from the north, when stewed again tomorrow, stewed and then a little bit more rotten paste.”
“Ok le master, I’ll go now.”The follower nodded and hailed.
“Get lost.”Yan Shi Fan laughed and cursed, flicked the toothpick in his hand, clapped his hands, and entered the waiting parlour with a shy stomach.
“My humble servant Zhou Fangzheng meets Lord Yan.”Zhou Fangzheng had already trotted to the doorway before Yan Shi Fan’s feet had even stepped through the doorway and bowed very humbly.
“Hehe, isn’t this Lord Zhou of the Section Road, Lord Zhou is a rare visitor, what wind blew our Lord Zhou here today.”Yan Shi Fan narrowed his eyes and swept a glance at Zhou Fangzheng, teasingly saying.
Facing Yan Shi Fan’s teasing, Zhou Fangzheng was too formal to know how to reply.
At this exact moment, only a “pfft” sound was heard, and then an indescribable stench filled the air in an indescribable manner.
It really stinks.
Zhou Fangzheng subconsciously covered his nose.
There were only two people in the room, Zhou Fangzheng knew that this fart was not from himself, so the answer was obvious – this stinky fart was from Yan Shi Fan.
If you don’t hear it, it’s not realistic, just now the sound was too loud, and he covered his nose, now he wants to pretend he didn’t hear it, it’s not realistic.
But
If you cover your nose, will Yan Shifan think that you are being sarcastic? I was not able to get through the Yan Fu road last month by chance, if it is because of such a small thing by Yan Shifan evil, then he is not going to lose a green cloud to fight the road.
What should I do?
What to do?
In the midst of a hundred urgency, Zhou Fangzheng suddenly had a bright idea, hand to cover for rubbing, rubbed the nose, deep inhalation of two, uh, some snooze throat, but Zhou Fangzheng face performance is very enchanted, “Huh, how a strange smell?”
After such an urgent response, Zhou Fangzheng was all smug about his own sharp wit.
Yan Shi Fan swept towards Zhou Fangzheng with amusement, looking at his complimentary face, he understood in his heart that Zhou Fangzheng was complimenting himself. However, looking at Zhou Fangzheng such a standard national face, but make such a fawning, complimentary expression, the contrast is so big, Yan Shifan could not help but feel a wave of bad taste, so he deliberately frowned, pretending to have a face that does not look worried, and opened his mouth to say, “Fart does not smell bad, then according to what Mrs Wang said, it means that farting people have a disease between their lungs and internal organs, so does not it mean that I have a disease in the internal organs of my lungs? ”
Zhou Fangzheng heard, his face was very embarrassed, this is patting the horse’s arse hit the horse’s leg, hurriedly added salvage, “Yan Ta-Jen you say so, I then so fine a taste of it, you don’t say, is really quite smelly.”
“Hahahahaha~~”
Yan Shi Fan sniffed and laughed joyfully.
Zhou Fangzheng understood at this time, what fart stinks not stinky lungs sick or something, are deliberately teasing himself, so blushing, greatly embarrassed.
“Oh, I don’t know what is your visit today, what is your business?”Yan Shifan laughed after, back to the topic, narrowed his eyes and asked.
Hearing Yan Shifan asked, Zhou Fangzheng from the embarrassment back to God, and the spirit of the spirit of a lift, looked up to Yan Shifan, colourful, “Back to the Lord, the next official today there is a great important thing to report to the Court of Minister Yan and Lord Yan.”
“Heavenly important matter? Heh.”Yan Shi Fan couldn’t help but laugh at his words, “What matter can be called heavenly? You still need to report it to my father. Tell me about it.”
“Someone is planning to impeach Pavilion Master Yan in the next day or two.”Zhou Fangzheng looked towards Yan Shi Fan and returned word for word.
“Someone is going to impeach my father again? Oh~~ who is it?”Yan Shifan smiled at the words, and did not take it too seriously, this period of time since the impeachment of the old man’s officials more, almost a few days on the emergence of a, in the end are not all self-inflicted, an exception are not.
“Yang Jisheng.”Zhou Fangzheng said back.
“Yang Jisheng?”Yan Shi Fan froze for a moment, his gaze turning to Zhou Fangzheng suspiciously.
Yang Jisheng wanted to impeach the old man?
At first hearing this news, Yan Shifan felt some disbelief, Yang Jisheng, this person was promoted by the old man. When Yang Jisheng impeached Qiu Luan, the result was imprisoned, relegated to Didao, or the old man suggested that the saint re-appointment of Yang Jisheng, and then the old man dominated the Yang Jisheng one year and four relocations, from the county magistrate to the Nanjing Ministry of the Army, and then to the Nanjing Ministry of the Army, and then transferred to the capital to serve as the Ministry of the Army, the martial arts division of the Lang, the old man has more than once said to himself that he intends to let Yang Jisheng become a beloved one, although his own Yang Jisheng man andNot very good.
However, the old man so promote Yang Jisheng, and this surnamed Yang was transferred to the capital not two months it, to impeach the old man?
Yan Shifan felt a little unbelievable after hearing this.
The capital of the Ministry of the Army, the Department of the armed forces, this is how many people want to enter the position ah……
The old man still wants to develop Yang Jisheng as a beloved, but the result is that people directly impeach you.
“Yes, it is Yang Jisheng, a thousand times true. Yesterday evening Yang Jisheng invited me to go to his residence, said there is a strange text to enjoy together, I did not expect that it is the impeachment of the pavilion elder’s zhang疏, I last night and he fudged a night, take the opportunity to zhang疏记了下来, just came out from the residence of Yang Jisheng.”Zhou Fangzheng returned as if to take credit.
