The director was a little stiff for a while, after all, Li Tiezhu attitude is really too tough and arrogant, it looks like he is really angry. It won’t really jump off the boat, right?
Wang Tie uttered, “Tie Zhu, the water …… can be cold.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t collapse and laughed: “Haha, huh? I, Li Tiezhu, am not afraid of the cold! I have a high probability of being able to swim back!”
Deng Chao is also high emotion: “What about the small probability?”
Li Tiezhu was a bit confused: “Eh ……”
Chen Chizhi: “The small probability is to swim back and shout towards the boat ‘Yah! The water can be cold, please fish me up’.”
Deer Ha Ni is responsible for laughing: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Dengchao: “Tiezhu, don’t go away, go to the seafood city together.”
Chen Chichu: “Yes, we love you! Go make us seafood to eat.”
Deer Hani: “Pretty good, recording a show and bringing a cook, walking mushroom house. Hey? We can even invite our friends as guests!”
Chen Chichu: “Are we still going to have a goat on board? Call it a moving bar tua?”
Li Tiezhu also knew that he couldn’t get off the boat, after all, the agent Zhang Xiaomeng seemed to be all bereft of the agreement reached with the show, although it was probably temporary.
This cat can’t be killed tonight, it can only be another day.
Li Tiezhu looked angrily at the director and puffed, “Then …… have to add money.”
The director also laughed: “Add how much?”
Li Tiezhu asked the other three, “How much are you?”
Deng Chao: “Two hundred.”
Deer Hani: “One hundred and eighty.”
Chen Chichu: “One hundred and five, hey? Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “Well, I signed for a hundred, so who, you watch and add some, give me a step down.”
The director is suddenly very quick: “One hundred and two.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good. You talk to Zhang Xiaomeng about the specific details.”
Wang Tie: “That director me, I’m only twenty ……”
Director: “Alright! Let’s give you guys a few minutes to calm down first, then, we’ll move on to the next segment, this one just now will not be broadcast.”
Stars are also people, these four people are not in the right mood right now, so, naturally, they need to calm down, especially the manic Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu had already proved his variety strength in The Voice, Mushroom House, Infinite Challenge, and Masked Singer, and was in no way inferior to his musical talent, and with his recent explosion of popularity, the price was truly not too high.
It is precisely because of Li Tiezhu’s recent popularity that Director Yan chose to take a risk, as soon as he learnt that Li Tiezhu was coming, he called Zhang Xiaomeng in advance to secretly collude.
The video was temporarily cut off.
Wang Tie: “I also have to calm down and calm down, they are all champions, why is the talk show champion so cardless?”
Director: “Why don’t you get off the boat? There’s actually a lifeboat on the boat.”
Wang Tie: “That’s not so bad, I’m just feeling a bit, express my emotions.”
In the restaurant, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Deer Hani are still confused themselves, but they can only go to comfort Li Tiezhu, they are excusable for being pitched, Li Tiezhu this is purely an unmitigated disaster.
Li Tiezhu wanted to cry without tears, the mood changed from manic to suffocating anger, after being relieved, said, “This director really dog, super invincible dog!”
Deng Chao nodded, “Just know, don’t say it.”
Chen Chichi and Deohani laughed, the surrounding staff and cameramen also laughed, Li Tiezhu this naive, you will be targeted by Yan Min, he is famous for his careful eyes.
Not long after, the video restarted and the recording continued.
Yan Min said, “Welcome to the Four Ha Travel Agency, I am the president Lao Yan, this is the tour guide Xiao Wang of the Four Ha Travel Agency.”
Wang Tie played his guitar, “Hi!”
Deer Hani and Deng Chao raised their hands in greeting, “Hello Little Wang.”
Chen Chichileng laughed, “Wasn’t what we signed in the contract three ha? Why did you casually change it to four ha? Is it so casual?”
Deng Chao: “Before we were three brothers, now we are four brothers, there is nothing wrong with four ha.”
Deer Hani: “Still Tie Zhu has a card, look at Wang Tie again, hahaha …… Are you trying to ask why you can’t call it five ha?”
Wang Tie looked at the director, aggrieved: “Want to ask, do not dare to ask.”
Yan director said, “In view of the addition of Li Tiezhu, hahaha officially renamed hahahaha, four stars to be treated equally well.”
Wang Tie: “Am I not a star?”
Director Yan: “You are an entertainer at best.”
Wang Tie: “……”
The three people in the restaurant burst out laughing.
Li Tiezhu lowered his head and continued to eat, still sulking.
Yan guide continued to introduce and announced a news that everyone knew, the first stop Chau Mountain. Then it is, the daily fee of the group and working to earn money, no one two hundred yuan, so four people have to earn eight hundred yuan.
Chen Chi-Chi countered, “This is mandatory consumption, recently are catching this thing.”
The director ignored, “And then, we don’t allow face swipes on this show, so once you guys are called by name, you have to deduct a dollar …… business implants? Ah! No business implants, so let’s get to work.”
Then the staff took four contracts that looked like menus in a fancy way. And, started to put wheat on the four people, those three were still lively, while Li Tiezhu was like a wooden statue, motionless the whole time.
Mum sells batch! Laozi just prepared the hot and fragrant – Huanggang secret rolls!!!!
After all, Li Tiezhu is not a cross-country criminal not a reborn criminal, there is no decades of life experience, he is just a native with a system, so far it is only eighteen years of life, the blood and energy to the explosion! Even if the cat is not prepared, or the previous mode of operation, Li Tiezhu can not endure ah.
This kind of thing, how is it possible to calm down?
Li Tiezhu summed up, rubbing this kind of thing must be done less in the future, there is no free lunch in the world.
Director: “Put away everyone’s mobile phones.”
Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi immediately objected, “This is excessive, right?”
Li Tiezhu finally woke up, “Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Don’t even think about taking away my mobile phone!”
With that, Li Tiezhu jumped up, reacting slightly violently.
Director Yan: “Everyone can call now if there’s anything they need to explain.”
Chen Chichi said to Li Tiezhu: “Admit it, don’t resist, we’re on the pirate ship.”
Li Tiezhu does not talk nonsense with Chen Chichih, can call first still, turned around and walked out of the restaurant, find a remote corner, call the secret scroll of Huanggang.
……
Flat, just showered Leng Ba, folded his newly bought shower gel and towels, bath towels, etc., wearing a nightgown to Li Tiezhu’s toiletries are also all changed, all of them are her new today, but also added some small home appliances and new kitchen utensils.
The mobile phone rang, Li Tiezhu called, actually a phone call not a video?
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher, I’m on the thief ship, ummmm, Yan director detained me, now start recording all, immediately to collect the mobile phone.”
Leng Ba picked up the phone: “Ah? Ah? In the filming? So not video, afraid of being filmed is it? This Director Yan is really over the top ……”
A wave of loss came over him.
Li Tiezhu: “I’m very angry and angry now.”
Leng Ba: “Pfft! Is it inconvenient to talk on your side? With a mike on you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes teacher.”
Leng Ba asked again, “Then I’ll ask and you answer, they can’t hear me. Tie Zhu, when will you finish recording?”
Li Tiezhu: “How would I know? The programme group doesn’t follow the routine, maybe tomorrow night, maybe the day after tomorrow morning. Anyway, I’m going to Kyoto the day after tomorrow to rehearse for the Spring Festival Gala, he wouldn’t dare not to let me go, besides, I’m just going to participate in this first instalment.”
“Have you been impulsive? Any excessive behaviour? If there is, let the programme crew cut it out.”
“No, Director Yan is hiding in the house and videoing with us, he can’t punch.”
“That’s good, be careful not to do things that damage your image, are you …… holding back now?”
“Er ……”
“What a coincidence then, the teacher has just cleaned herself up.”
“You don’t say.”
“I just finished that one, it’s still safe, I can’t even use apple flavour.”
“Please, stop!”
“Want some?”
“I’m hanging up.”
“Sensei is wearing that nightgown from the night she became a cat for the first time, with a defence value of 50%. Meow~”
“I …… I want to beat Yan Min to death right now.”
“Okay, I’m not going to tease you, you record the show properly and don’t throw your face off, okay? Ask Chao more for advice when you encounter things. Teacher is waiting for you, there’s always time, when that time comes, teacher teaches you to play games ah.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that. What game?”
“Don’t say, I’m afraid if I do, you’ll really beat Yan Min to death, heh heh heh ……”
“Okay, see you then.”
“Bye master, lick you yo~”
Hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu was even more despondent, the dog programme team ah!
The sea breeze with a salty flavour, blowing Li Tiezhu has been stored long hair, floating around, with his state of mind, the same, for a long time can not be calm.
Li Tiezhu returned to the restaurant with a head of blown hair, and Chao was videoing his family.
“My son and daughter are worried about me now, they thought I was kidnapped.”
Deer Hani laughed twice and asked Li Tiezhu, “Running so far to call Bamboo, right? We charge seven days, you two days, is it so sad?”
Li Tiezhu: “Right oh, but also to give Song Zhu’er a call.”
Deer Hani was puzzled: “Ah? Brother, who were you just talking to on the phone? Running that far.”
Li Tiezhu dialled the video without changing his face, “I just called the teacher for leave.”
Chen Chichu: “This is called family status, Xiao Lu look at the humble way you just called, and then look at Li Tiezhu.”
Soon, Song Zhu’er picked up the video, a little too excited, Li Tiezhu took the initiative to video with her for the first time.
“Hello ah! I drop little cutie. How to remember to take the initiative to give me a video? Hey hey hey …… messed up my heart thumping ……”
“Hot paw, don’t talk nonsense, I’m recording a programme here.”
Li Tiezhu’s face still changed, slightly flustered.
Chen Chi Chi and Deer Ha Ni mercilessly mocked, really loudly, “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Deng Chao shuddered, “I have goosebumps. Cutie?”
The camera teacher gave Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone screen a close-up of Song Zhu’er in her ancient costume, bouncing around the set, looking a little exuberant.
Song Zhu’er: “What kind of programme is being recorded?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know what kind of crap programme, I was tricked into getting on the boat, and then the boat sailed, and now I have to collect my mobile phone, and I don’t have a mobile phone for two days. You are not with me every day video well, tell you about it, lest by the time you send video no one answer, let you feel bad.”
Depression, still need to take care of it.
Song Zhu’er gave an oh, “That’s fine, I’ll video with you the day after tomorrow. Who’s all together, you show me.”
Li Tiezhu then turned the mobile phone upside down and showed it to those three people.
Deng Chao, Chen Chichih and Deer Hani gave Song Zhu’er a greeting, “Hello, hello …… Bamboo Er good.”
Song Zhu’er exclaimed, “Brother Chao, Brother Chichi, and Brother Hani! Please everyone, help me take care of my hanzi, my little girl will be grateful ……”
Deng Chao was confused, “Are little girls so bossy nowadays?”
Chen Chichi and Deer Hani laughed maniacally.
Li Tiezhu got angry and hung up the video decisively, “Shut up! Programme team, this part must be cut ah! Who collects mobile phones ah? Take it.”
Laughing and joking for a while, Deng Chao recorded a “farewell” video to send friends.
The next step was to sign the contract, which was obviously unorthodox, and the director was ruthless: “Don’t ask any questions about this contract.”
Deer Hani signed a deer strong solid, Chen Chi Chi signed Chen big head, Li Tiezhu signed Ai En Paila Lee.
Only Deng Chao signed his name.
Chen Chichi laughed, “This contract is full of pits, how dare you sign your real name?”
……
On the other hand, Song Zhu’er had already turned on her heroine mode, first calling Li Tiezhu’s manager Zhang Xiaomeng.
“Oh? You already know about it? And you even changed it to a resident contract? At least six issues? Hahaha has changed to hahahaha? Li Tiezhu still doesn’t know? You’ve done a great job with ……! I’m all for it. It’ll boost his popularity. So what, Brother Meng, arrange an instalment for me. …… I’ll give you my agent, Sister Zhuang’s phone number.”
Then, called Liu Xiaohua.
“Your brother is recording a programme, his mobile phone has been temporarily taken away by the programme team, so tell his dad not to be anxious about not being able to get through on the phone or something. Hmmmm, sister-in-law will send you a Prada school bag next time she comes.”
Finally, Song Zhu’er called a well-known actress that she had recently disliked very much.
“Hello? Sister Leng Ba, that what’s-his-name Li Tiezhu recorded a programme and collected his mobile phone, so don’t contact him lately.”
“What kind of crap show still collects mobile phones? Zhu’er.”
“It’s not a crap programme! It’s Chiu’s new show they’re doing, the ratings are sure to be high, so don’t bother him.”
“He called you? I envy you.”
“Direct video’s! I even said hi to Tide and the others, huh?”
“Okay.”
“Bye!”
Hahahahaha, isn’t Tie Zhu the first to contact me, Song Zhu’er, at the critical moment? Hmph! Compared to me, you’re not even close. What’s the point of being big? Moreover, your relationship is not visible, I’m different, open and aboveboard!
……
After signing the contract, Director Yan showed up and confirmed with Li Tiezhu that he was not allowed to beat up anyone, and then led everyone to the small hall below.
“The snacks still need to be locked up?”
“You need money to listen to music?”
“It’s for boiling water.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Five dollars for the toilet too? What about really …… string thinning?”
Li Tiezhu’s mood is slightly better, anyway, the secret scrolls of the imperial post is there, and will not run, late on late, first make money.
Deer Hani shouted, “Ah …… can not get into the room, charge five yuan.”
Li Tiezhu: “I can sleep in the aisle.”
Then the four people lay down on the ground and chatted for a while.
After visiting the pitiful yacht, the four of them returned to the small hall with all kinds of fancy spit.
Dehghani pointed to the mango juice and dessert locked in a glass case on the table, “I think that drink is going to get hot if we don’t drink it.”
Chan Chi Chi: “Yeah, it’s still cold.”
Teng Chiu looks across the table at the director and plays mind games, “Honestly, I wouldn’t want to eat this kind of stuff if you gave me fifty dollars.”
Chen Chichui: “If you were a crayfish or snail, I’d give you five hundred dollars for it.”
Deng Chao: “Right! At a glance this is what they paid for the yacht and people gave it to them.”
Li Tiezhu was different, walked to the small table, squatted down, reached out and grabbed that too Xiuzhen’s lock and turned it.
Snapped!
Li Tiezhu: “Opened.”
Chen Chi-Chi looked confused and a bit dumbfounded.
Deer Ha Ni’s mouth opened wide.
The director suddenly panicked a bit and stood up.
Deng Chao, who had just said he didn’t want to eat it, reacted the fastest and came over, “Take it out, take it out, ooh, it smells so good ……”
Deng Chao poured a cup of mango juice for each person, Chen Chi Chi reacted and started to share the desserts, and Li Tiezhu retreated to one side and sat down.
Deer Hani took the lock that was unscrewed by Li Tiezhu and studied it, “Tiezhu, you were born with divine power!”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Who is the programme team looking down on? This kind of lock can lock a person?”
Director Yan: “Okay, since you ate the food, you have to pay fifty dollars.”
Deng Chao laughed, “On what grounds? We’ve got it all, why should we pay you?”
Chen Chi-Chi: “We opened the lock based on our strength, what’s it to you?”
Li Tiezhu said indifferently, “Director, it’s meaningless if you want to say that, if you dare to ask for money from us, I’ll unscrew all the glass cabinets on your side! Do you believe me? I’ll just unscrew it, but we won’t move what’s inside, and we still don’t have to pay.”
Director Yan was slightly embarrassed, “This …… is a bit of a slap in the face for you.”
Deng Chao slapped his legs and laughed on the side.
Deer Hani said, “Tie Zhu is so domineering.”
Chen Chichao: “Not very lethal, but extremely insulting! Still locked? All unscrewed for you!”
Director Yan: “How about this, for all this food, how about a discount, a token five dollars? Otherwise, Li Tiezhu I’ll make you pay for the lock.”
Deer Hani hurriedly stuffed the unscrewed lock to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “Ah???”
Chen Chi Chi to b*tchy: “Thank you Tie Zhu for the treat!”
Li Tiezhu: “Is it too late to put the stuff back?”
Deng Chao bites into a cake and comes over to Li Tiezhu: “Does spitting it out count? Hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Director Yan added: “I think our basic travelling expenses are still necessary.”
The eyes of several people who were eating lit up, especially Li Tiezhu, who had five blocks before the trip, as five couples appeared on the TV screen. Each person picks a group and then gets access to the appropriate base fund.
The round-faced fat deer stood up and was a wave of analysis, “Then I know, surely I can’t choose the one with a child, with a child’s limited funds ……”
Chen Chi Chi ignored the deer’s chatter and went straight down, “I’ll pick C.”
Xiao Lu said, “I choose E, because I think E his wife looks very good-looking.”
Li Tiezhu: “Which one is not facetious? I think all of them are very facetious.”
Little Deer: “Tie Zhu, I can’t answer well if you’re like this.”
Chen He laughed a few times, “You stole what I wanted to say, Li Tiezhu Li dislike.”
And then, Deng Chao chose B.
It was Li Tiezhu’s turn.
Xiao Deer had another wave of analysis, “I think A. A will definitely have a big reversal, a big surprise. Tie Zhu, trust me is right.”
Li Tiezhu nodded seriously, “Since Deer strongly recommends A, I’ll go with D.”
Deer Hani: “Huh? You’ll regret it.”
The video began to play.
Wife A: “No budget for the ones like this that don’t bring their wives.”
Deng Chao and Chen Chi Chi gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up, and Li Tiezhu was so relieved that he was almost in a million pieces.
Deer Hani forced an explanation, “Wow! You guys see my reasoning, minute by minute …… forehead to forehead.”
Slap in the face.
Soon, the remaining four videos were played.
Deng Chao’s three hundred pieces incarnated as Deng Rich, Chen Chichu Chichu’s eighty-eight pieces, Li Tiezhu’s five hundred pieces to advance to the richest man in Li, and Reasoning Master Deer Haney’s worst fifty pieces.
Then, the director handed out new mobile phones to the four and transferred the money to them.
Li Tiezhu’s shocked face, “Wow! Such a fancy mobile phone?”
Deng Chao looks at the three hundred dollars in WeChat, mocks Deohani, and flirts with Chen Chichu: “Fifty, eighty-eight, you two together don’t have as much as me. Hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “The three of you combined are still not as much as me.”
Deng Chao: “……”
Deer Hani and Chen He laughed out loud, and their expressions became sad as they laughed.
Then Wang Tie came in with his guitar on his back pushing a snack cart with an incredulous look, “You guys ate already?”
Deer Ha Ni: “Guide?”
Deng Chao: “Snacks for sale here?”
Chen Chieh Chieh’s mocking face: “Hahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Anon, five yuan for these.”
Wang Tie stinks a face, or play and sing a section: “Grinding clippers le charging treasure …… There are really a lot of things on the tasteless ……”
Wang Tie sales promotion failed, Chao sympathetically shelled out money to buy a bag of peanuts.
Then, Wang Tie looked at Li Tiezhu: “Everyone is a champion, you …… don t show it?”
Li Tiezhu smiled and went forward to give a hug, “Cheer up.”
Wang Tie: “……”
Afterwards, several people ate peanuts and suddenly discussed the issue of beer, and Chao snubbed Li Tiezhu to buy it.
Li Tiezhu did not even think about it, directly pay, five bottles of beer one hundred and five yuan.
Chao suddenly curious: “Hey? Tie Zhu, isn’t the internet rumour that you are particularly stingy? Why are you so quick today?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not really my money, so if I can’t spend it all before tomorrow, wouldn’t it be a waste? Anyway, I’ll leave after recording tomorrow.”
Deng Chao smiled wryly, “Are you really sure you’re only coming to this instalment? The back game again? Are you sure?”
Li Tiezhu opened a beer in the distance, “Anon!”
Deng Chao still want to say something, was interrupted by Chen Chichi, squeezing his eyebrows, “Say less ah old Deng head! People’s children are full of joy, tomorrow after recording to go home to do the secret scroll of Huanggang it, you do not mess.”
Deer Hani snickered and whispered, “Because of Tie Zhu, the programme even changed its name, he still thinks that the programme team can spare him?”
Deng Chao: “This stupid kid, hahahaha ……”
After drinking for a while, Deng Chao encouraged Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi to spend money.
Deer Hani got up to open the toilet.
Li Tiezhu stopped him: “Don’t spend money indiscriminately, keep it to buy food, why do you need to open the toilet? Go to the deck and solve it directly. Go, I’ll take you there.”
Deer Hani also did not bureau gas, followed Li Tiezhu and ran away.
The director shouted, “Camera don’t follow, don’t follow.”
Deng Chiu and Chen Chi Chi glanced at each other, Deng Chiu: “They’re complicating things, right?”
Chen Chichih: “Yeah, just don’t throw away the finished beer bottles.”
…….
