Li Tiezhu got off the plane and bought sunglasses, masks and duck-tongued hats at the airport, and headed towards the positioning sent on his mobile phone in full armour.
When passing by a powder powder shop, Li Tiezhu thought about it and went in to buy a box of apple flavour.
When they came to the B&B, both of them were a little embarrassed.
Leng Ba: “Do you drink water?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’ve eaten, on the plane.”
Leng Ba: “Isn’t the meal on the plane expensive? How come you are so willing to give up?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Leng Ba: “Erm, sorry my mind is a bit messed up.”
Li Tiezhu: “Me too.”
Then there was silence.
After a while, Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but ask, “Teacher Cat, how are you …… ready?”
“Pfft ……” Leng Ba laughed and sprayed, punched Li Tiezhu twice, “What do you mean cat teacher? I ah, hahaha …… I ate a big melon, suddenly not tangled.”
“What big melon?”
“Mimi took down Xiaoxun, who is almost four years younger than her. And, it’s still a strong push …… hahahaha hiccup!”
“Huh? When you said you weren’t ready, were you obsessing over the fact that I’m younger than you?”
“Or what?”
“It’s not really necessary, after all, I show my age and don’t look eighteen.”
Leng Ba took out her mobile phone, “Speaking of showing my age, I swiped a video of Zong Xiao Bao before, let me show you, joyful me ……”
Li Tiezhu came up and said, “It’s the one that looks darker than me?”
Leng Ba: “Yes, that’s him, I’ll look for it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t look for it.”
Leng Ba: “It’s really funny, you must ……唔!”
Under a flurry of pounding, a very unholy picture appeared on the living room sofa, Li Tiezhu took out the apple flavour, and Leng Ba’s tearful eyes were bewildered and biting her lips.
Then Leng Ba’s tears fell, or underestimated Li Tiezhu, obviously pro DD.
Li Tiezhu was very gentle and wiped away Lengba’s tears.
Leng Ba shook her head and said, “It’s okay, do you remember the ‘razor’ that you saw in my house? It was used …… before you came, and I also specialised in shaving …….”
Li Tiezhu suddenly tore up the truce agreement, a wild bombardment.
Leng Ba really cried, leaning in Li Tiezhu’s arms shivering, his face tear-stained, miserable appearance: “Let’s talk about it?”
Li Tiezhu nodded his head and accepted the other party’s surrender, “Good, what do you think about the situation in Syria?”
“Pfft ……”
“What are you laughing at? Our college entrance exam is going to be a test, current affairs and politics.”
“Might as well stop chatting then.”
“Why don’t we continue while chatting about the situation in the Middle East? Extremist forces have been gaining momentum lately, and official Syria has collapsed ……”
“Well ah …… the extremist forces are indeed very powerful. But sooner or later er …… will surrender.”
“Rice’s recent election is very interesting ah, Special Reliable this kind of person can run for the election.”
“Can’t understand ah ……”
“If he gets elected, can the people of Rice stand to be tossed around by him?”
“Can’t stand it …… too tossable ……”
“I bet he can’t get elected.”
“Can it ah!!!”
“Are you so bullish on him? You’re going against me, you’ll cry.”
“Crying just cry …… don’t need your pity ah ……”
“Te reliable must …… choose! No! On!”
“Oooooo…… don’t believe it.”
“Believe it or not?”
After a while, the tearful Leng Ba was finally convinced, panting, “Believe it, believe it ……”
Snap!
Li Tiezhu slapped a slap, “Will you dare next time?”
“Dare!”
“Still crying?”
“Cry!”
After a long time, the wind calmed down.
Li Tiezhu turned on the TV, and it happened to be playing the 0th issue of Hahahahaha, the trailer. Li Tiezhu’s desperate expression after being abducted onto the boat, shouting that he wants to go back to his flat to make the secret scrolls of Huanggang.
In his arms, Leng Ba snorted and laughed, raising his head and asking, “Secret Scroll of Huanggang, is it fun?”
Li Tiezhu pinched the paper and said, “I can do a few more.”
The cat asked again, “Your Huanggang Secret Scroll is newly opened and can t stand to do it, but have you …… done any other unorthodox test papers? So skilful!”
Li Tiezhu: “No ah.”
After watching the four ha trailer for an hour, the two of them are also hungry, after all, killing cats is also a physical activity.
Leng Ba’s assistant prepared some ingredients in the fridge, and Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen to cook and stew fish soup, and halfway through his work, Leng Ba hugged Li Tiezhu from behind.
Li Tiezhu: “Feeling better?”
Leng Ba nodded: “Mmm.”
“I thought you’ve been through this before ……”
“Not really, it’s you …… that’s scary.”
“Cat, you’re so pretty when you cry.”
“Nasty.”
“But why are you crying? It’s amazing!”
“I don’t know.”
Li Tiezhu put the lid on the pot and slowly simmered it over a low flame, turned around and said, “Shall I teach you to cook? How about fish soup stew?”
Leng Ba flinched, found Li Tiezhu’s gaze spitting fire, is a smile, “I’m afraid I can’t learn, I’ll cry.”
“It’s okay, cry and learn, learn while crying.”
“Well …… you have to teach me by heart ah, not to cut corners ah ……”
“Do you see this fish soup white?”
“White!”
“Firstly the carp should be the freshest.”
“Very fresh, freshly killed today. You killed it yourself!”
“Scales and fins must be stripped clean, don’t leave any on.”
“Then strip it.”
“Both sides of the knife, with spring onions and ginger wine to fishy, remember, ginger to stuff the fish belly inside.”
“Is …… already very inside, don’t ……”
“Marinate for fifteen minutes, start a pot of fire, use lard to fry the carp.”
“Uh-oh …… going to fry it hard?”
“That’s not necessary, just fry both sides, come on now change the side.”
“Switched ah ah ah …… Wait, Apple!”
“What apple?”
“Apple flavour.”
“Shut up, you don’t need to use apples to make fish soup.”
“Then you cook it carefully, don’t spill it ……”
“And then there’s the addition of water.”
“Hiss …… does it take a lot of water?”
“No, just the right amount.”
“Now …… moderate amount?”
“The right amount. The next step is to cook it on high heat!”
“Hmmmm …… the fish will cook.”
“It’s meant to be cooked.”
“Cook it all the way on high heat? Ha hmmm ……”
“All the time.”
“The fish is really cooked, so bad, so bad ah ah ah …… oooooo ……”
“Why are you crying?”
“The fish, it’s so pathetic, haaaa! Wooooo……”
“Do you see the soup getting whiter?”
“Yes ah ah!!!”
“What’s wrong?”
“I’m stupid, I can’t learn, I don’t want to learn, oooh oooh …… Teacher Tie Zhu, scold me! Scold and cry me …… wooooo……”
“#@$^%*……”
“Wooooooooooooo……”
Li Tiezhu, who was a teacher for the second time, hated iron and steel, and scolded Leng Ba with the heaviest heavy words for a full ten minutes before giving up, and Leng Ba squatted on the ground and cried, her face was full of tears and …… tears.
Li Tiezhu fished the fish meat and fish thorns out of the pot, and added radish and cabbage, and went to comfort Lengba.
Leng Ba did not cry anymore, but still sobbing, her legs are too weak to stand up.
Li Tiezhu picked up Lengba, scooped up a spoonful of fish soup and tasted it himself, then handed it to Lengba to drink.
Li Tiezhu asked: “Is the fish soup good?”
Leng Ba’s face turned red, her head buried into Li Tiezhu’s chest and didn’t dare to lift it up, “It’s so good that I cried, thank you master!”
Li Tiezhu wondered, how can she be shy about drinking a fish soup?
After eating, Li Tiezhu looked at the homework help, really can’t learn, so he went to teach Lengba to sing.
Li Tiezhu let her sing the song “cool”, to test whether she will still often run out of tune, the result is really run out of tune, every sentence is run out of tune. Li Tiezhu was very patient to correct her, again and again, over and over again, not at all impatient.
On the contrary, Leng Ba learnt to become more and more ridiculous, singing a mess, can not remember the lyrics, just know ah ah ah.
Li Tiezhu was very angry, she taught her a hard lesson, Leng Ba cried again. But this time Li Tiezhu did not have a soft heart, crying? Crying and singing! Sing it! The words must be clear and the rhythm must be stepped on.
Half an hour later, Leng Ba bawled and sang, tired and fell asleep on Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu also fell asleep.
Now, he is really deteriorated, for causing Lengba to cry this kind of thing, he actually has no psychological burden at all, neither shame nor self-blame, and is happy to do so.
The next morning, Li Tiezhu Lengba forcibly jerked awake, forcing her to memorise English words with him, the wrong back but also beaten, Lengba was forced to memorise for half an hour, was beaten and cried, kneeling and begging for mercy. Finally really can not, can only use the mouth to memorise the words, but finally finished.
Leng Ba cried so hard that she was afraid she wouldn’t be able to get out of bed today.
Li Tiezhu let her go and let her continue to sleep, but Li Tiezhu himself washed up and went to find the crew to run the set. Do not go can not ah, stay here and afraid of can not help to bully that big big big big sister, this is not good, cry too much is not good for the body.
Leng Ba dead wrapped in the quilt, feeling like a carp that has been boiled, almost falling apart, snowy mountains and snowy valleys are all hot and painful, Tiezhu boiled fish soup is really powerful!
She now, just wants to just lie motionless for a day.
Talking about current affairs and politics, learning to cook fish soup, testing and singing, memorising English vocabulary, four whole interactions, for the first time to be killed Leng Ba has been unbearable.
She thought about refusing, but once she saw the desire for knowledge in Li Tiezhu’s hot eyes, she couldn’t help but compromise, and the cat wasn’t afraid to cry.
……
When Li Tiezhu stood in front of Gao Xixi once again, Gao Xixi’s head was a big circle.
Gao Xixi scratched his head, “Running a dragon set isn’t out of the question, go find Nie Yao, he’ll act in that one scene and you can just follow along for a cameo, let him bring you along.”
Li Tiezhu said happily, “Brother Yao finished filming the game promo?”
“He came back three days ago, I got lucky.”
“What luck?”
“Nothing. I’m going to call him right now, so you can just go straight over there.”
“Thank you, Director Gao! You scratch your head less, that’s how my class teacher, Little Prince Against the Wind, scratched his baldness.”
“You f*cking …… roll!”
Director Gao sent Li Tiezhu away very kindly and let out a long breath.
Li Tiezhu soon found Nie Yao in another filming area, this time he acted in a cultural drama, wearing an ancient official uniform, and also posted two whiskers.
Brother Yao was very enthusiastic, wearing an ancient costume with a cigarette in his mouth, a flick of ash: “Brother! That song ‘Dreaming of the Three Kingdoms’ is also awesome! Paired with the game promo film made this time, tsk, it must be effective!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Did the promo film come out?”
Brother Yao: “Not yet, how can it be that fast? The post-production special effects are troublesome.”
Nie Yao is still very righteous, taking Li Tiezhu to make a cameo, Li Tiezhu for a while is a small soldier standing by the door, for a while is a minister in the background, for a while is a boy in whoever’s house, only, they are all finished poorly, and a lot of moths have gone wrong.
In the afternoon, a certain little fairy daughter came to visit the class with a pocket of fruit.
“Tie Zhu! You didn’t tell me when you came to Heng shop? I’ll take care of you! Just kidding, I’m an old artist.”
Although Song Zhu’er didn’t have any friends in the circle, she still adhered to the law of gift-giving and gave out fruits to all the main and supporting actors, even the staff and dragons had a share.
Naturally, Nie Yao’s share was also missing.
After being sent on a hot search by Li Tiezhu last time, Nie Yao’s popularity is now soaring, his paychecks are a little higher, and there are still quite a few variety shows coming to him. What they want is the kind of straight manliness that was seen in the last Jitterbug live broadcast, such as Silicone Explosion or something like that.
So, Nie Yao is really quite grateful to Li Tiezhu, this brother is reliable.
Nie Yao laughed: ”You’re really chasing ah! Chasing from the Nine Continents crew to the Three Kingdoms crew.”
Song Zhu’er smiled, “Brother Yao, it’s been a long time, send you a set of thermos cups, it’s best for the elderly to soak in goji berries.”
Nie Yao: “I f*cking thank you …… You and Li Tiezhu are truly a match made in heaven!”
Song Zhu’er waved her hand, “You’re welcome! Tie Zhu, are you still acting? Let’s go shopping.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I still have two more scenes, why did you come here?”
Song Zhu’er huffed, “If it wasn’t for your crew’s jitterbug number posting a funny video of you filming NG, I wouldn’t have known that you came to Hengdian, humph! Are you deliberately avoiding me?”
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “Of course I’m deliberately avoiding you, do I still need to guess?
Which shameless one posted the video?
Gao Xixi deep hidden merit and name, Song Zhu’er plus le a oil, hurry to lead Li Tiezhu away, thank you, the progress of the crew has been slow enough, can not afford to be tossed. One more week, the whole “Three Kingdoms” will be killed.
With the addition of Song Zhu’er, the latter two scenes really did not shoot, Li Tiezhu was forced to leave the crew early.
Song Zhu’er took Li Tiezhu to eat snacks all the way, but Li Tiezhu is only worried about the injury at home is better, after all, she said that the hip bone is almost broken, I do not know if there is no exaggeration.
“This tofu brain is delicious hey!”
“Not delicious.”
“It’s sweet and delicious, do you like it salty?”
“No! My big Xichuan people, eat tofu brain with sugar and salt and soy sauce, and drizzle two spoons of soul red oil chilli.”
“Oh, you guys are neutralists.”
Li Tiezhu felt frustrated, trying to shake off Song Zhu’er but always unsuccessful.
He still wanted to go back early and have a twenty-four hour five kill.
Song Zhu’er ate her tofu brain and asked, “Do you have a place to stay? If not, why don’t you go to my hotel? I have two rooms, one is empty.”
Li Tiezhu: “I have a place to stay.”
Song Zhu’er was curious: “Is that so? Then I’ll go and take a look, it’s not good to have a bad environment.”
“The environment is good, but …… it’s inconvenient to share a room with someone.”
“A shared dormitory for male actors? The Three Kingdoms theatre group is too stingy search, I don’t go to see it, tsk …… you say you are at least a star, on the Spring Festival Gala are, why don’t you fight for yourself?”
“I think, quite good ……”
Li Tiezhu slightly shy, indeed very good, where the environment is claustrophobic, the cat can enjoy crying, how do you want to howl howl howl howl, cough ……
Deng Deng Deng ……
The cat sent a video call, Songzhuer angrily, Li Tiezhu a little square.
“Answer it!”
“So what, there’s not much going on, so just don’t answer it.”
“Answer it!”
“Hey …… my phone, what’s it to you if you answer it or not?”
Song Zhu’er never nagging, snatched the phone and connected, the opposite side immediately came from the lazy and tired image of Leng Ba.
Leng Ba said, “Hungry, want to drink soup.”
Li Tiezhu body temperature instantly rose.
Song Zhu’er said, “Order takeout yourself! Li Tiezhu is learning to act, people will take the art exam next year, can you not delay his future?”
Leng Ba shivered: “Erha? You guys are together? Scared me to death!”
Song Zhu’er: “Can you get dressed before giving a video? Do you have any shame? Sister Leng Ba, do you think Tie Zhu is honest and always bullies him?”
Leng Ba said, “He’s honest? Pfft…… boiling fish soup and memorising English vocabulary, you call that honest? He’s not smart, but he’s still quite creative, hee hee ha! Forget it, I’m not talking to you, you don’t understand, I’m hanging up.”
Doh~
Song Zhu’er was furious: “How is Tie Zhu not smart? He’s witty as hell! You guys are just jealous I tell you!”
Li Tiezhu was quite sweaty: “The person is dead, why are you still chattering about it!”
“I just think you’re smart, just as smart as me.”
“Eh …… thanks for the compliment.”
The two ran to buy milk tea again, sitting on the side of the road to watch a group of old women dancing square dance, both wearing masks camouflage, drinking milk tea but also lift the mask to secretly drink. A look is a big half an hour, but Song Zhu’er is very happy, looking at the old grannies delicate dance smiling and laughing.
The sky is getting dark, Song Zhu’er suddenly silent.
Li Tiezhu said, “Hot paw, why don’t I treat you to dinner? What do you want to eat?”
Song Zhu’er shook her head slightly, “It’s me who delayed you, you have long wanted to drive me away, right? It’s all because I shamelessly relied on you. You’re actually annoyed with me right?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Bamboo is actually very smart and sensitive.
Li Tiezhu had always known that she just deliberately played dumb most of the time.
Today, Leng Ba that video call has actually exposed a lot of information, with her brain it is impossible not to understand, but she froze and Li Tiezhu putty for more than three hours.
Besides, she knew a lot of things last time.
Song Zhu’er’s eyes reddened and looked at Li Tiezhu: “Today, I haven’t kissed you yet.”
Li Tiezhu: “Zhu’er …… me ……”
Only in the most serious time, he will call her bamboo child, most of the time it is shouting hot paw.
Song Zhu’er appeared to be smiling, but the tears in her eyes gathered more and more, “In fact, you like me, right? I can feel it, that day when you held my hand, I can feel your heart beating as fast as mine …… But, you and her were together first. Actually, I wouldn’t mind, but you do, and I still don’t fight it ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I do have a heartbeat for you, you are very good, I believe there will be very good boys ……”
Song Zhu’er suddenly jumped up, crossed her arms and laughed wildly: “Hahaha! Acted out by me, didn’t I? Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo …… really have a heart for me, hehehehehe! I swindle out, right? See where you hide, mask off for me!”
Li Tiezhu a face of horror: “You schizophrenic?”
Song Zhu’er came up with a flurry of grips, and finally Li Tiezhu was forcibly kissed for a long time, long enough for the grannies to jump and break their legs.
After separating, Li Tiezhu was full of apologies, “I used to think that I was a good person, but now I find myself very slaggy ……”
Song Zhu’er coldly hummed: “Don’t take the credit to your own head, this is the fruit of my labour! Saying I’ll see you once and kiss you once, I’ll do what I say! What does it have to do with you? Laozi is just so wild!”
Li Tiezhu stared at Song Zhu’er closely, “Cry if you want to.”
Song Zhu’er had a strange expression, wiping her mouth and grinning: “Hey? I’ve kissed my husband forcibly, why should I cry? You go ahead and cry. Let’s go!”
Li Tiezhu did not say anything, looking at her back gradually far away.
Song Zhu’er was leaving with a six-parent pace, but as she walked, her shoulders started to shrug, then her hands covered her face, then she ran away.
Li Tiezhu all look in the eyes, there is no if, can only say that he is too slag.
Leng Ba is right, bamboo is more sincere, then the wrong must be Li Tiezhu himself.
Song Zhu’er’s acting skills are really good, in front of the tearful eyes is true, behind the forked waist maniacal laughter is the embodiment of the acting skills, behind her slightly rogue smile, who does not know how much pain in her heart.
……
Back to the B&B, Li Tiezhu is a bit muddled, after looking at the sleeping Lengba, he went to the kitchen to cook.
When the meal was about to be ready, Leng Ba wrapped in thick pajamas came out and leaned against the kitchen door to look at Li Tiezhu, his eyes gentle and with some pain.
Li Tiezhu smiled, “Awake? Dinner will be ready soon.”
Leng Ba slowly smiled, “She cried?”
Li Tiezhu froze, “Who?”
Leng Ba: “She actually paid more for you than anyone else, including me. To be honest, in that scenario before, I wouldn’t dare to be as reckless as her even if I wasn’t restricted in my status, have you thought about it? If she fails, under the attack of the female fighters, she will be doomed.”
Li Tiezhu: “You say Song Zhu’er ah? She’s just childish, she’ll be fine after this period of time.”
“You obviously like people. You can lie to yourself and to me, but you can’t lie to her.”
“Hey …… what can I do?”
“I know she’s pursuing you, and now the whole internet is full of gossip about you and her, so don’t I still give you the word that I’m ready?”
“……”
“She knows that my relationship with you isn’t pure, but she’s still pursuing you openly, betting her whole life’s future on a hard fight with the female fist with a head of iron, and to the end, she’s never backed down even half a step.”
“So ……”
“So, actually, she and I don’t mind, it’s only you who really do.”
“But I have to care, you and she are good girls and don’t deserve this.”
Leng Ba shook her head slightly, “To say that you don’t care at all, that’s impossible, but how can things be as good as they are? Just listen to this.”
She picked up her mobile phone and tapped on a WeChat, it was from Song Zhu’er, with a crying voice:
“Lengba sister, that …… I bought a LV bag but not suitable for myself, thinking you quite match, give me an address, I send you ah …… is that you think you special good-looking, should be very lined with this bag ……”
Li Tiezhu frowned, the sky is not afraid of the Songzhuer ah, can send such a humble voice message?
Leng Ba: “You also do not shaft, we two are not suitable for public.”
Li Tiezhu: “Will this be too ……”
Leng Ba was very rarely angry, directly Nezha-ised: “Scum is scum, what’s wrong with it? What’s wrong with that? Are there fewer scumbags in this circle? There’s not much more than one of you, and there’s not much less than one of you. Don’t think you’re a saint! Bamboo and I don’t care, so what are you pretending?”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “Then …… turn around and ask her to come home for dinner? I’ll make her a small hot pot.”
Leng Ba: “I want to drink tripe soup.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you.”
……
