Leng Ba shrugged: “That is, Song Zhu’er this naive iron head waif, if what other people, I certainly will not be so generous. I quite envy her character, if I have her so dashing it would be good ……”
Li Tiezhu: “She actually did not think so cheerful and reckless, she has depression.”
“Really?”
“Really, I’ve seen the photos on her phone, the cases and treatment plans and whatnot.”
“So she’s usually faking it?”
“Not faking it either, she’s just mildly depressed, it’s hard when she’s alone, when she’s with someone she can be happy.”
“That’s good, I like her even more when you say that, it’s not easy.”
“Teacher, come see your favourite tripe soup, want to learn?”
“No learning.”
“Come on, learn. You can’t be too good at it.”
“I really don’t want to learn. Tie Zhu, can you spare me tonight?”
“Huh? I mean really learn to cook soup, you can make it for yourself when you’re alone.”
“It’s a bit swollen.”
“Huh? Cough cough cough ……”
Li Tiezhu’s expression became strange, and Leng Ba ran over to hit Li Tiezhu.
After eating and drinking soup, Li Tiezhu was also very honest and did not move his hands, after all, the cat was already unbearable to conquer. The two of them embraced each other in the sofa and watched a rather boring TV series.
Until almost eleven o’clock, Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone and was a little puzzled.
After that, he would look at his mobile phone every few minutes.
Leng Ba asked, “What’s wrong?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Usually after ten o’clock, Song Zhu’er should have made a video call, and didn’t she make a video call for more than ten minutes last night before teaching you to sing? Tonight is not normal.”
Leng Ba looked at Li Tiezhu strangely, “You’re a straight man!”
Li Tiezhu was puzzled: “What do you mean?”
Leng Ba rested her head on Li Tiezhu’s leg and said, “She cried today, it would be strange if she could be normal! Can’t you just call her?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it and his mobile phone rang, it was the agent Zhang Xiaomeng who called.
“Hello? Brother Meng, what is it?”
“The four ha director group called me, said that the four ha recent three issues a little quality can’t keep up, the post group’s head is fried, how can’t cut out the 10th and the first issue as good as the effect. So, they asked me to call you to go to the show before tomorrow night, saying that the main creative team will have a meeting in the evening.”
“Oh, I know.”
“Also, Director Yan seems to be hinting that he wants to give you more footage, the guests in the last three instalments have had terrible laughs and a lack of sense of variety. You need to show more performance, Director Yan seems to value your sense of variety, and even has the intention of pointing at you to pull up the quality.”
“Me? I’m afraid it’s a bit hard for me, after all, I’m just a newcomer.”
“Don’t feel pressured, Director Yan and I are very optimistic about you. You don’t need to perform anything deliberately, just let go, just like on ‘Masked Singer’. Cheer up!”
“Okay, thanks Brother Meng! Rest early.”
“You too, oh yeah, there’s one more thing, today your album made it to the number one quarterly seller, sales are still surging, it might break the record this time! You get ready to collect your award at the end of the year.”
“Number one? Claim what award? Is there a bonus?”
“Bonus what the hell? We’ll see, hang up.”
“Bye.”
Li Tiezhu hung up the phone, a little puzzled, it shouldn’t be ah, Chao and Chi-Chi are very funny, although Hani brother is an idol, but now it is also very variety, how could the quality decline?
However, “Masked Singer” aired two days ago was very good, that period, Li Tiezhu almost occupied half of the laughs, Sun Nan and Yang Mimi were completely overshadowed by Li Tiezhu.
That period of variety achievement value also rose 132 points, coupled with the broadcast of the fourth ha 〇 period, Li Tiezhu’s variety achievement value came to 721 points. It looked like, after recording a few more issues of Four Ha, he would be able to save up to 1000.
And the music achievement also went up a lot due to the album’s big sale.
Current intelligence value: 99 points.
Remaining Intelligence Value: 19 points.
Music Achievement: 1228 points.
Variety Achievements: 721 points.
Achievements in film and television: 55 points.
Shake fans: 38.35 million.
Cat Domestication: 53%.
Huh?
Four kills! It’s only gone up 8 points in tameness? Last time in the East China Sea, when I held her down in the morning in a daze, it went up a lot, what’s going on? What’s it based on? Evilness? What’s wrong with being too decent?
Li Tiezhu looked down at his legs, the exquisite side of the big beauty, can not figure out.
He picked up his mobile phone to make a video call to Song Zhu’er, the ringtone rang for a long time and no one answered, Li Tiezhu could not help but be a little worried.
Good thing it was still picked up.
“Zhu’er?”
“……”
There was no sound, and there was no one in the picture, it was a corner of the room, the picture was shaking, and obviously the phone was held in his hand.
“Hot paw? Nezha?”
“……”
“Don’t scare me, I’ll call the police if you keep this up.”
“What are you calling the police for? Call the police to arrest yourself. Hm ……”
The screen moved, focusing on Song Zhu’er’s face, still pretty, but a little haggard, and her hair was tousled.
Li Tiezhu: “What happened to you?”
Song Zhu’er put her mobile phone on the shelf and backed away a bit, her hands clasped her knees, sitting forlornly on the carpet, hearing Li Tiezhu’s question, she silently shook her head.
“Are you alright? Is it sick?”
“Yeah.”
“Huh? Should I go to the hospital then?”
“I have medicine for that.”
“Oh …… hard again? Would it be better to talk to me?”
“Aren’t you busy? I’m afraid to disturb you.”
Li Tiezhu was puzzled, “What am I busy with?”
Song Zhu’er’s face was expressionless: “Busy making dolls with Sister Lengba ah.”
Li Tiezhu’s expression was not too natural, said, “So what, tomorrow I’ll give you papaya pig’s foot soup stew, OK? You come over early tomorrow morning, we’ll go shopping together.”
Song Zhu’er tilted her head, “Has Sister Leng Ba left?”
“Nope. She’s also in, ahem ……”
“Tie Zhu, ah, did you ask me to come for dinner, are you trying to persuade me or something?”
“Do not persuade you, you can do whatever you want, I figured it out.”
This sentence, Li Tiezhu said a little ashamed.
Song Zhu’er’s head tilted to the other side: “Hmm?”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “I don’t know how to explain to you ……”
Song Zhu’er suddenly squirmed in front of the camera, her expression suddenly became a little hyperactive, her eyes flashed with a strange light, and her voice was hoarse: “Li Tiezhu, you’re opening a harem?”
Li Tiezhu: “Err ……”
Leng Ba: “Pfft!!!”
Song Zhu’er froze, shocked: “Sister Leng Ba is there too? I I, she ……”
Leng Ba rolled over and got up, snatched Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone, and said to Song Zhu’er, “LV bag, remember to bring it here tomorrow oh! It just so happens that I have a pearl necklace here from the sponsor, I think it’s quite suitable for you, you come over tomorrow to try it.”
Song Zhu’er nodded repeatedly, “Okay, okay. Thank you!”
Leng Ba returned the mobile phone to Li Tiezhu: “You guys keep chatting, I’ll watch TV.”
After Li Tiezhu received the mobile phone, he found that the Song Zhu’er in the screen seemed to have suddenly changed into a different person, returning to a lively state in an instant.
“Li Tiezhu, I’ve grown to ninety pounds! Awesome, right?”
“Oh, you’re gaining weight?”
“Anon! It’s better to be fat for birth, but the waist is thicker too.”
“That’s good.”
“I’m half a cup size bigger, did you see that this afternoon?”
“I’m not much of a researcher on that. Sssh!”
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing, a mosquito bit me.”
Leng Ba looked up at Li Tiezhu, you are the mosquito, he pillowed on Li Tiezhu’s thigh to watch TV, listened to them chatting, and suddenly began to be jealous, and then opened a verbal bargaining mode.
Song Zhu’er: “There are still mosquitoes in this weather?”
Li Tiezhu: “Just …… is ah, annoying, but also a little itchy.”
Songzhuer: “The man who chased me, see me crying today, asked me why, I said you start and stop, he said he was going to find you a duel. Haha!”
“You f*cking, hiss …… what are you making up?”
“Which is nonsense?”
“I didn’t abstain, no, I didn’t mess up either, not yet.”
“Oh, reckon you’re right. Anyway, he said he was going to clean you up when he saw you.”
“Hiss …… Well, whatever.”
“He gave me another present, which he thought was sweet himself, a Nezha hand puppet, massively ugly.”
The two chatted for a long time more, until Lengba had finished her bargaining and went to watch TV again, before Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er bid each other good night.
Huh?
Hammer oh!
[Ding! Cat domestication level increased by 4. Current domestication level 57%]
It seems that my previous guess was correct.
Li Tiezhu lowered his head, “How can you do this? I’m videoing her, what if she finds out?”
Leng Ba seemed to smile, “Then you still press my head with your hand? Yuck! I used to think you were silly and fun, but now I realise that IQ doesn’t affect you being bad ……”
Li Tiezhu was speechless.
Leng Ba snapped, “You came yesterday as soon as …… as well as four times! Harm me to carry out the preparation of the game have no time to play, tonight we play games?”
Li Tiezhu: “What game?”
Leng Ba: “Didn’t you confiscate the cat collar? I plucked another one and bought matching clothes oh.”
“Ah, this ……”
“Mimi really is a good judge of character, I also bought a small whip ……”
“Huh?”
“You can use it ……”
“No! I, Li Tiezhu, never hit women!”
“Pfft ……”
This night, Li Tiezhu did not kill the cat, after all, the cat was injured. On the contrary, the cat took him to play a game for a while, which was strange …… and interesting.
……
The next day, the door of the B&B was knocked early in the morning.
Leng Ba wrapped up in her thick pyjamas and went to open the door, and sure enough, it was Song Zhu’er, and she had brought breakfast.
“Good morning sister Leng Ba, I brought dunked soup buns and doughnuts, what do you like to eat?”
“I don’t eat breakfast.”
Leng Ba hugged Song Zhu’er in a pair of touches.
Song Zhu’er didn’t flinch and even puffed out her chest, “Hmph ……”
Leng Ba let go of Bamboo Er and tsked, “Not bad! Half a month, right? Strength has risen greatly ah this is.”
Song Zhu’er pretended to be coy: “I’m eighteen years old, I’m growing my body, unlike you who are so old.”
Leng Ba: “……”
Yawning, Leng Ba leads Song Zhu’er in.
After Song Zhu’er sat down on the sofa, she took out her bag and handed it to Leng Ba: “Sister, where’s Tie Zhu?”
Leng Ba, who was boiling water, said mischievously, “Gone ah, said there was a problem on Siha’s side, left early in the morning, didn’t he tell you?”
Song Zhu’er’s face instantly collapsed: “Ah ……”
Leng Ba reached out to rub Song Zhu’er’s pilled head, “Hahaha! You’re so easy to fool, he went to buy breakfast too. Noe, this necklace is for you.”
“Thanks, hey ……”
“Ask whatever you want, it’s not like you to stammer.”
“How does it feel?”
“Pfft …… pain and pleasure.”
“Your first time, sis?”
“Or what?”
“You’ll find out later.”
“Yes, yes …… was it you who told him for me?”
“He is not stupid? Nonetheless said something about being afraid that I and you have been wronged, and said it as if anyone hadn’t been wronged.”
“He’s not stupid, he’s smart, Tie Zhu is just very upright and kind. That’s why he thinks that way, unlike those scummy guys who would never say no.”
“Huh? Is he smart?”
“Not smart?”
“He just looks so stupid.”
“That’s called being wise.”
Leng Ba pondered, could it really be that great wisdom is like foolishness? After all, an idea like simmering fish soup was kinda good.
The door opened and Li Tiezhu came back from buying meat buns.
“Hot Paw is here? So early?”
Song Zhu’er giggled, “I brought breakfast too!”
Li Tiezhu looked at Leng Ba, “You’re not lazy in bed anymore? It’s not like you.”
Leng Ba: “There are things to do, so I’ll go back to sleep after I’m done.”
Li Tiezhu then took the mornings he bought with Song Zhu’er to the kitchen to split.
When the water boiled, Leng Ba made a cup of tea for Song Zhu’er and ground it to him, “Come on, Queen Mother of the Main Palace, I’ll serve you tea first.”
Song Zhu’er was embarrassed and bad: “What’s that, last time I was just talking nonsense, don’t take it to heart.”
Leng Ba peeled another orange for Song Zhu’er, “I’ll peel another fruit for you.”
Song Zhu’er was a bit flustered: “Sister, don’t scare me, you are the Palace.”
Leng Ba looked disdainfully at Song Zhu’er and pinched her face, “It’s really thick! What are you bragging about? You haven’t even chased Tie Zhu yet and you’re imagining status? Be careful, sister. Forget it, serving tea and peeling fruit, it’s all done, I’m going to catch up on my sleep.”
“Sis!” Song Zhu’er stood up and said nervously, “Why are you helping me? You’re not jealous? I used to think about squeezing you out ……”
Leng Ba looked at this silly girl, “Jealous! But I can’t give him normal love.”
Song Zhu’er was confused, “Why?”
Leng Ba went into the bedroom, “Because I’m not normal.”
Song Zhu’er crossed her arms, “You say that as if I’m normal, who are you looking down on?”
Li Tiezhu put the buns and doughnuts on a plate, took it out, and laughed: “Hot paw, come over and eat the buns.”
Song Zhu’er ran over and pounced on Li Tiezhu raw: “The buns will be eaten later.”
Li Tiezhu: “This is not good, Lengba is still inside …… Well.”
Bang!
The bedroom door was slammed shut.
Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er separated and looked over.
Song Zhu’er said thievishly, “Teacher Leng Ba is really abnormal, if it were me, I would never share my own man with anyone. Whoever dares to grab it, I’ll beat her to death!”
Li Tiezhu: “You damn …… well!”
After slightly relieving her craving, Song Zhu’er went to eat buns happily, ate three dunked soup buns and two big meat buns in one breath, and also nibbled on half a doughnut, threatening to grow to ninety-five pounds while eating.
After breakfast, the two disguised to go to the food market, bought a lot of vegetables, at noon Li Tiezhu cooked a big meal.
At two thirty in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu is going to the airport.
Leng Ba and Song Zhu’er could only send him to the door.
Song Zhu’er said, “Cheer up! I’m also coming to Siha in two days, Sister Leng Ba, are you going?”
Leng Ba: “I’m not going.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bamboo child you do not go?”
Song Zhu’er: “I live over here, Sister Leng Ba said for me to accompany her.”
Li Tiezhu wondered, what kind of relationship is this? Why does it feel like I am the third party? The two of them are too harmonious.
Leng Ba said: “Don’t worry, I will not bully Zhu’er, I buy her good food, feed her to you white and fat.”
Li Tiezhu walked away.
