When Li Tiezhu came to Yuzhang, it was already past seven o’clock in the evening, Director Yan and an assistant took Li Tiezhu to dinner and then settled him in a hotel. During this time, Li Tiezhu already had a general understanding of the recent programme, after Fang Bo left, the programme team came to two newcomers and other guests, the effect is not good, especially the two newcomers are afraid of the end, a little bit unable to bring.
After recording the programme the day before yesterday, the team took a holiday and went on a tour of the mountains under the leadership of Deng Chao, which is Deng Chao’s hometown.
It is said that the fourth period in the well Dezhen especially collapsed, especially working and acting, are not very outstanding.
In the end, the director team hard to lead the team to hold out to Yuzhang, so that Deng Chao and Chen Chi-Chi secretly come out at night to add food to spend all the money, which is the highlights and suspense.
The fifth instalment will be recorded from tomorrow morning, first picking up the storyline of Deng Chao and Chen Chichih spending all the money, and then having Li Tiezhu make an appearance, pretending to have arrived at an impromptu time. Then it’s Deng Chao taking everyone on a tour of Yuzhang, reminiscing about his childhood memories, and then everyone rides to Jiangxia.
When they arrived at the hotel, Director Yan politely bought some snacks and drinks, and showed Li Tiezhu some of the bloopers from the past two issues, with his assistant holding a mobile phone on the sidelines to shoot the video.
Li Tiezhu pointed at the assistant: “What are you filming me for?”
Director Yan said, “Casually shoot some, the probability is that it can’t be used, and if it can be used, it can only be put on Jitterbug, it can’t be put in the main film.”
Li Tiezhu oh a sound, continue to watch the highlights.
Yan director thumped one with Li Tiezhu and asked, “What do you think?”
Li Tiezhu drank half a glass of beer, “Me? I don’t watch a lot of variety shows, but what you’re showing me really isn’t interesting either.”
The assistant looked at Director Yan, afraid that he would get angry.
Director Yan just smiled, “I don’t think it’s too interesting either, so what’s the problem?”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re asking me? Aren’t you the director?”
Director Yan: “I’m still a primary school student in the variety industry, it’s always right to listen to more opinions, tell me, drink anyway, whatever.”
Li Tiezhu hesitated, “Then you won’t be angry if I really say it, right?”
Director Yan: “I am famous for my big belly, how can I be angry?”
The assistant covertly rolled his eyes, you big belly a hammer, come to pick up Li Tiezhu on the road has been chattering about targeting Li Tiezhu, to make Li Tiezhu pay a heavy price or something. Moreover, letting him shoot Li Tiezhu, also really stored the idea of messing things up.
Li Tiezhu is not afraid of Yan director angry, is just: “The problem is very big, it’s all about you as a director.”
Yan director stiffened for a moment, squeeze out a smile: “Ha, right? I told you that the onlooker is clear, you continue.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I think the planning of the programme is okay, but it could be a little more attentive. The guests are a bit lazy and not hardworking enough, but it’s okay. The two newcomers, they said they were newcomers, and you expect them to perform on their own initiative? You have to guide to develop their characteristics, right? You see when I was on “The Masked Singer”, I made a fool of myself, and a group of bigwigs below me acted with me and forced me to break it back, and the effect was quite good. So, it’s all the director’s problem, you’re not tough enough on everyone.”
“What do you mean?”
“You didn’t let the planning give penalties, and you didn’t let the guests feel the pressure, the concept of making money is getting blurred, and it’s a bit bland when the half-work, half-tour turns into pure tourism. Also, the name calling penalty was cancelled.”
“So what happens when they don’t finish? Leave them behind?”
“Just throw them away, whoever didn’t finish, isn’t it enough to eliminate them? There are more and more guests on this show anyway.”
“Signed a contract!”
“Then …… let him work in place, earn enough money, take the bus to catch up can not? Who else would work hard to make money? I tell you, I used to be in the construction site is, moving bricks also the last elimination system.”
Yan guide: “Oh! You have a good point, listening to you is better than reading ten years of books! Then to Tian Yu kind of disappeared for personal reasons for a half-term, what should be done?”
Li Tiezhu: “Fines and deductions, two hundred for missing a period, one hundred for missing half a period.”
Assistant eyes are straight, Li Tiezhu ruthless even their own pit ah! Big brother, the most absent here is yourself ah! You do not have a little bit in your heart? Oh yes, he should just simply did not think of this.
Director Yan thought Avray, drank another glass of beer, and sighed: “Li Tiezhu, you are simply a variety art genius! Let’s do it this way, those who are absent will be fined, and those who didn’t complete their tasks will work on the spot! Do you have any more suggestions? I find your brainchild is especially great!”
Li Tiezhu’s black face slightly reddened, “Really? I’m actually quite stupid, probably because I’ve stayed with Song Zhu’er for a long time, and I’m a bit abnormal. Ideas are there, I just don’t know if they fit.”
Director Yan: “Drink in private, feel free to say anything.”
“You can also assign secret tasks to each resident guest, which must be completed but also cannot be guessed by the other resident guests, otherwise it is considered a failure. Failure fine.”
“This is awesome!”
“Right?”
“Li Tiezhu you really are a genius.”
“No, it’s you who’s dumb. How did you become a director?”
“Huh? Well.”
After four bottles of beer were finished, Director Yan left with his assistant and told Li Tiezhu to have a good rest, and Li Tiezhu sent them to the car.
As soon as the car door closed, Director Yan revealed a treacherous smile, “How many issues has he missed?”
The assistant also couldn’t help but smile, “Three and a half issues, a fine of seven hundred?”
Director Yan: “Of course, he made this request himself, so let’s satisfy him! And the video that was just recorded, throw it to the post, directly on the main film. This is called cocooning!”
Assistant: “……”
Outside the car, Li Tiezhu was still waving goodbye to the director, old and enthusiastic, completely unaware that he was being punked.
After sending off the director, Li Tiezhu went back to his room and gave Song Zhu’er a video, mainly because he was worried that she was sick again, to see how her state was.
“It’s Tie Zhu ah! Hey hey hey …… Tie Zhu took the initiative to give me a video again, five kui shou ah, six six six ……”
Song Zhu’er’s eyes are misty, wearing Kumamoto bear pyjamas to row with Lengba, and if she loses, she will drink a glass of beer.
Li Tiezhu: “Hot paw, you guys didn’t go to the theatre?”
Leng Ba: “Acted, just came back not long ago, and Zhu’er talked to each other, so I decided to drink some.”
Li Tiezhu can not understand, the identity of the two of you, what is there to talk about?
Song Zhu’er drank wine brain began to be wrong again: “Tiezhu ah, if our plot is a crooked novel, it must be a small royal text, hahaha, but the fact is that in this circle, more evil than the three of us abound.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “How can that be?”
Song Zhu’er: “You don’t even know, there are still people looking for me to be Xiao Liu Xiao Qi, but it turns out that the director himself is still a 0 for his 1. I was only sixteen at the time, scum! Bah!”
Leng Ba: “Director Triumph?”
Song Zhu’er: “He’s looking for you too?”
Leng Ba: “There was an awards ceremony and he said he could cast me as the number one girl in something, but it would require a special audition. ……”
Li Tiezhu was shocked: “Is it true what you said? Why I met every director is very good, just now the four ha Yan director just drink with me, to me can be good, is that he feels also a little stupid.”
Leng Ba said, “He’s not stupid. You are a male and a bit ugly, of course you don’t have the chance to be submerged. I’m not like Bamboo.”
Song Zhu’er grunted and poured a glass of beer, “I declare! We’re going to keep our bodies for the sake of our family Tie Zhu! Whoever is not loyal will be expelled from the pillar.”
Li Tiezhu choked.
Leng Ba was also dumbfounded: “Pillar membership? What’s column membership? Is it formal? No, sister, are you going to recruit more favourite concubines for Li Tiezhu?”
Song Zhu’er: “What about …… what if?”
Leng Ba: “There is no such thing as an eventuality, whoever comes to mess with our family Tie Zhu again, the two of us will join forces and get her killed!”
Song Zhu’er: “What if Tie Zhu likes it?”
Leng Ba: “If I like it again, I won’t like it any more than I like you, I said.”
Song Zhu’er: “Really? Hehehe ……”
Leng Ba: “Rabbit smashing is dangerous, we need to concentrate our superior forces to suppress it! She’s inexplicably close to Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu was speechless: “People are only sixteen, we are just friends.”
Song Zhu’er waved her small fists, “Tenderise her! No, she encouraged me to pursue Li Tiezhu’s, and also recommended me a book of nine nines.”
Leng Ba gritted her teeth, “Rabbits are not proper people!”
Song Zhu’er said, “Hit the rabbit to smash the opposition! Kill ah! Ah uh ……”
Clunk.
The glass was dropped, and Song Zhu’er’s eyes rolled back in her head as she fell to the carpet on all fours, asleep for a second.
Leng Ba flinched for a while before looking at her mobile phone and saying, “Tie Zhu, is it okay if I let her sleep on the carpet? I can’t move her.”
Li Tiezhu also shook his head, “Drag the bed, it’s hard for you.”
Leng Ba probed and lifted Song Zhu’er’s two legs and dragged them to the bedroom, Song Zhu’er slept heavily and started to spit bubbles.
Only after a long time did Leng Ba return to the camera again, panting, “Your family’s Erha is dead heavy, exhausting me.”
Li Tiezhu asked, “Is the circle really that chaotic?”
Leng Ba smiled, “Shall I give you a little science? Keep refreshing your three views, you will find that the left and right embrace you, compared to them is simply a saint. Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about that Piggy from the last Infinite Challenge recording, he looks pretty good, right? But in reality, he’s the king of multiplayer sports and the master of time management ……”
Li Tiezhu listened in a cold sweat, “Is that so exaggerated?”
Leng Ba: “He’s only average, there’s another story about golf, I’ll tell you more about it ……”
Li Tiezhu straight stomach: “Stop, stop, I saw her film when I was a child ……”
Leng Ba did not let him go, “What is this? There are also actresses who go on the show shaking all over, her gold master father holding the remote control below in joy, it is said that once ……”
Chatted for a while longer and hung up the video.
Li Tiezhu lay on the bed, the sense of guilt inside the past two days was reduced a lot, he knew that Leng Ba was deliberately saying this to him, to help him open up.
Some Li Tiezhu can understand, some can not understand, his previous circle of life is too limited and too simple, like the kind of yellow moncler outlet store that likes to go to the pink alley to play with teeth, it belongs to a more badass type. He can’t imagine at all that there are people who play walk the dog to stuff the ball on the programme to clip the electric whatsoever, this is not even a person to do things, simply animal.
Moreover, what is M? Leng Ba teacher seems really immodest …… She has already started to pan for toys, this is completely going to turn me into a bad person ah.
Thinking about Li Tiezhu fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu went to the programme team to report.
Deng Chao, Deer Hani, Chen Chichih, Wang Tie, Tao Hong, Yan Qi, Chen Yi seven people, at the table on the disappeared two hundred dollars to start a fight, and finally by reasoning Deer completed the extermination, Deng Chao and Chen Chichih exposed.
Originally, according to the programme group’s pre-plan is to directly muddle through this, when it did not happen, Chao took everyone to continue to tour Yuzhang City.
However, after meeting Li Tiezhu last night, Director Yan had a meeting with the creative team and notified Deng Chao, Deer Hani and Chen Chichi-Chi that the plan would change.
So, Director Yan made his appearance, “Deng Chao and Chen Chichih have misappropriated two hundred yuan of ‘public money’, and are fined four hundred, with a negative two hundred yuan each.”
Deng Chao and Chen Chichih began to retort and deny, and finally questioned, “Who made the detrimental move?”
Director Yan released the video of Li Tiezhu doing the finish.
Deng Chiu: “This guy, eat his words!”
Chen Chi-Chi says, “Hey? I suddenly feel like I owe two hundred or good? There’s a pleasant premonition, I don’t know if it’s right, director?”
Director Yan said, “Tian Yu is absent for half an issue, deduct one hundred yuan. Li Tiezhu is absent for three and a half periods, deduct seven hundred yuan.”
Chen Chi-Chi laughed out loud.
Deng Chao smiled, “In that case, I’m balanced!”
The rest of the few people laughed, Li Tiezhu this child, did not expect to pit himself, right?
Deer Hani laughed and wiped her tears, “Director, aren’t you afraid of being discovered by Tie Zhu? What if he beats you up? We can’t stop him either.”
Director Yan looked smug: “That can’t be, this is the fifth instalment, it will take a month before it airs, by then we’ll have finished recording the twelfth instalment, where will he go to beat me up?”
Chen Chi Chi laughed even more happily.
A month later when the broadcast, because of the first two water injection, the pop-up screen a lament at the same time, brushing the words of welcome back Li Tiezhu, looking forward to Iron Bean Bean Li Tiezhu can be the programme’s point of view of the laughs to support up. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu had not yet appeared, and the laughs were smashed out in a big string.
The pop-up screen turned on mocking mode:
“What does Li Tiezhu think? Still deducting money? Doesn’t he know he’s absent the most?”
“Serious Brother has always been good at punking himself, this is great.”
“I’m looking forward to Li Tiezhu’s face when he finds out he owes $700. hahahahahaha ……”
“It feels like this episode is fun.”
“Sure enough, having Li Tiezhu is different.”
“It’s still necessary for the directing team to be ruthless, otherwise it feels like it’s no fun to play with.”
“Those two newcomers look really boring, no sense of variety at all.”
“Not to mention the sense of variety, simply can not put, Li Tiezhu is also a newcomer ah, the gap is really big.”
“Li Tiezhu is God’s reward.”
When everyone laughed almost, Director Yan took out four cards and said, “Li Tiezhu said, give the four resident guests, including him, a secret mission, and whoever completes it first without being detected, wins. The one who completes the mission does not accept the punishment, and the one who is dismantled and recognised, accepts the punishment.”
Chen Chichi’s smile was bitter: “Don’t, why does it feel like a flying bar, we have to work part-time and do secret missions, so tired!”
Deng Chao also said, “That’s right, you’re being too deliberate.”
Director Yan said, “That’s right. So, these four cards are exactly the same, which means that no matter how you draw them, Li Tiezhu will draw the same mission, and, all of us know about his secret mission.”
Chen Chichu: “Hahahahahaha! This one works, hahahaha ……”
Deng Chao also laughed and slapped the table.
Chen Yi and Yan Qi were not allowed to understand and were confused, even asking what was going on.
Deer Hani laughed and explained to them, “It’s that Li Tiezhu is the only one doing the mission, and we all know what his mission is. Then, we stop him and make him fail and receive the punishment. The audience also all knew, and Li Tiezhu was the only one who didn’t know. Puhahahahaha ……”
The two of them got it and laughed while their hearts ached for Li Tiezhu, the newcomer.
Peach red laughed stupidly: “You guys …… you guys are too doggy, right? Tie Zhu is honest, is it appropriate for you guys to bully him like this?”
In the theatre group of “Heart and Flower”, Tao Hong had seen Li Tiezhu when she visited Xu Shanqian, and had a good impression of him.
Director Yan spread his hands, “Blame me? He came up with the idea himself, so of course he should be satisfied.”
Deng Chao forced himself to be serious: “This can be there, it really can. Puh hehehe …… What’s the mission for this issue?”
Director Yan looked at the card and said, “Cuddle with four people of the opposite sex.”
Chen Chichi pointed at Director Yan, “Honestly, Director Yan, are you deliberately targeting Li Tiezhu? Because he wanted to beat you up in the first place, and then later said that you were treacherous.”
Director Yan faced the camera and nodded his head honestly, “Right, is there any need to guess? I’m just targeting him.”
Another burst of laughter came, so honest? Not even with a bit of acting?
The pop-ups a month later were pretty high too:
“Convinced! Feeling full of malice, Tie Zhu run, don’t come.”
“Director Yan is really careful, hahaha ……”
“Li Tiezhu is so honest, you guys let him hug girls? This …… is also too interesting, right?”
“I want to see Li Tiezhu hug Tao Hong.”
“Xu Shan scramble big head warning!”
“Duan Yihong small eyes warning!”
“It’ll be fun if Serious Brother finds out he’s being screwed.”
“No way, he must not find out.”
After Director Yan communicated to these people, he took them out of the flat and prepared to board the bus.
Li Tiezhu executed strictly according to the script, dragging his suitcase gas and running over from the distance, “Brother Chao, hello everyone, I’m back!”
Deng Chao pretended to be excited and shouted, “It’s Li Tiezhu! Tie Zhu is here! Missed you!”
Deer Ha Ni also cooperated, “Tie Zhu, it’s so boring without you.”
Chen Chichi was too lazy to put on a show and leaned aside to roll his eyes.
Li Tiezhu ran over and greeted everyone, and when it was finally the turn of Chen Yi and Yan Qi, two people he didn’t know, he introduced himself, “Hello guys, I’m Li Tiezhu, from Xichuan.”
Yan Qi: “Welcome newcomer! We know you, The Voice champion.”
Chen Yi nodded coyly, “Hello Brother Tie Zhu, I use your songs a lot in my dances, paid the royalties.”
Chen Chi Chi couldn’t look away, these two were also naive, Director Yan just said so much, they still didn’t fully understand, thinking that Li Tiezhu was a newcomer like them.
He came over and took Li Tiezhu, said to the two: “Tiezhu is not a newcomer, know how hahahaha came? Deng hahaha, Chen hahaha, Deer hahaha and this …… Li hahaha. He is one of the four resident guests, variety veteran, you two learn more from him.”
Yan Qi and Chen Yi were a bit embarrassed and nodded their heads repeatedly, it wasn’t that Chen Chi Chi was bullying them, he was helping them, if they didn’t get through to him, they would definitely make jokes in the show and would be made fun of by the audience.
Li Tiezhu humbly said, “Learning from each other, so what, this director is stupid, he doesn’t know to design scenes for you guys, you have to perform more and grab more shots.”
Yan Qi and Chen Yi were shocked, the director is behind you! Big brother!
Director Yan: “Said who is silly?”
Li Tiezhu turned back, “You. Don’t worry, like me, stupid people have stupid blessings. There’s nothing wrong with it.”
Chen Yi shivered.
Yan Qi looked left and right, wanting to hide away.
Director Yan said, “I also think it’s quite good, so what, the four resident guests come over to draw the secret mission.”
Yan Qi and Chen Yi looked at each other, this is Li Tiezhu’s card? When did Director Yan become so nice? Wasn’t he notorious for being petty?
While drawing the card, Tao Hong and Wang Tie were holding back their laughter.
Li Tiezhu drew one, hid far away, peeked, and his eyes bulged out: hugging with four members of the opposite sex!
The other three also drew mission cards.
Director Yan said, “I’ll talk about the rules and rewards and punishments, those who don’t get torn apart and take the lead in completing the task will receive a reward of five hundred yuan, those who complete the task after not getting torn apart will not be rewarded or punished, and those who are recognised will receive a punishment. The punishment for this issue is – a full mosaic on your face for the next issue.”
Deng Chao laughed so hard that his saliva sprayed out, “Playing so hard?”
Chen Chichu: “I am not going to lose!”
Deer Ha Ni said, “What is your mission?”
Chen Chichu: “I won’t tell you, so who, what is your mission, Tiezhu? We’ll help you.”
Li Tiezhu bitter and hateful: “Mine is with four …… Hey! You are not right, brother, you swindle me? Tell you I lose.”
Chen Chi Chi and Deer Hani hugged their heads and laughed.
Deng Chao comforted Li Tiezhu: “Don’t pay attention to the two of them, they are bad people, secretly tell me, I will definitely not dismantle you. I will secretly help you.”
Li Tiezhu cautiously said, “What is your mission?”
Deng Chao came to Li Tiezhu’s ear and whispered.
Li Tiezhu decisively raised his hand, “Director, report! No, I broke down Chao, his mission is to take a photo with four children.”
Director Yan: “……”
Chen Chi Chi and Deer Ha Ni laughed even more maniacally, this silly pillar, and played with his heart!
Wang Tie laughed so hard that he squatted to the ground.
Although Taohong was laughing, she was a little heartbroken for Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu saw that Director Yan didn’t say anything and angrily looked at Deng Chao, “Brother Chao, you’re a liar! Tell me lies.”
Deng Chao: “If I told the truth, you would have broken me down, you have the nerve to say I lied to you? You didn’t hesitate for a second and directly reported me, where’s your modesty?”
Li Tiezhu was old and calm: “There is no way I will tell you about my mission!”
Deng Chao: “It won’t be hugging girls or something, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The atmosphere is suddenly awkward.
Li Tiezhu’s eyes fluttered as he tried to explain.
Chen Chi Equator: ”How can the programme team be that perfunctory? This kind of task is definitely torn apart I’m telling you, it’s too deliberate. Definitely not this.”
Deng Chao: “I’ll just talk blindly, of course I know it’s not this.”
Li Tiezhu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, scared me to death.
Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu hugged, “Welcome back.”
Deer Hani and Deng Chao also came to hug Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu got inspired and went to hug Wang Tie, then logically walked towards Taohong, “Sister Taohong, long time no see.”
Li Tiezhu opened his arms in preparation for a hug.
Taohong also opened her arms, “Long time no see, you acted great last time, eh? How come the shoelace is open?”
Li Tiezhu hugged a lonely.
Taohong suddenly squatted down to tie her shoelace.
Not far away, Deng Chao three people laughed and jerked, all turned their backs, and their bodies were seen by Li Tiezhu.
Deer Hani uttered, “Sister Taohong mouthed heartache Li Tiezhu, did not expect, uttered ……”
The director yelled, “Good, people are all here, get on the car.”
