As soon as he got on the car, Li Tiezhu met the staff lady who had molested Deerhani on the ship last time, and went up to give him a hug, “Ah, hello Miss, I’m back.”
The young lady was going to flirt with Deer Haani, and said perfunctorily, “Hello hello hello.”
Then, she struggled away to say to Deuhani, “Little Deu, that’s a really nice haircut you have today, huh?”
Deerhani: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu was not angry, and proudly walked to the back to find a seat, the mission reached 1/4.
I’m awesome!
The other few people were holding back their laughter.
After sitting down, Li Tiezhu was still thinking about the mission and waved his hand, “Sister Taohong, there are seats here.”
Taohong: “The director’s team said that Chao and I would do another car to lead the way.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Wang Tie began to convey the task of the programme group: “Today came to Chao’s hometown, the programme group body weight everyone, today the whole play, also do not make money, free ride to Jiangxia. This is the first half of the period, the second half of the period to start to resume making money, and, the money did not earn enough to stay to continue to work, earn enough until. Also, the money owed by Brother Chao, Brother Chi-Chi and Brother Tie Zhu and Brother Tian Yuyu has to be made up.”
Li Tiezhu: “What money do I owe?”
Wang Tie: “You didn’t come for three and a half periods, deduct seven hundred.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s written in my contract that I only need to participate in the recording for six periods.”
Wang Tie: “That’s right. Director Yan said that you can not come for six periods, but he didn’t say that he won’t deduct your money.”
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded as the cameraman gave him a huge close-up.
Hmmm …… seems to have punked himself.
The later stage is even more powerful, a small person next to the top of the head of Li Tiezhu sells a pit, and then Li Tiezhu is thrown in and buried.
A few big words: “I, Li Tiezhu, am ruthless and even pit myself!”
Chen Chichihi was up to no good: “Which heartless person came up with this harmful trick? He’s got a bad conscience! Don’t you think so, Tie Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu: “Huh? Ha…… that one, it’s a bit bad.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Ha ha ha ha ha …… just a little bad? You owe seven hundred ah! Not seventy ah.”
Wang Tie: “Tie Zhu, this you can tolerate?”
Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: “I can tolerate it! Ha! I think it’s good for the programme team to talk about rules, so I’ll just, well, work more. No! When I’m the first to complete the secret mission, I’ll have a five hundred dollar bonus!”
The crowd in the car burst out laughing.
Li Tiezhu: “What are you laughing at? My mission is extra simple, I’m sure to finish it before you guys.”
The crowd laughed even more, the cameraman’s shoulders were shaking, the picture was quite blurred for a while, but it was not cut.
The pop-up screen crazily felt sorry for Li Tiezhu:
“Serious brother, what makes you so confident?”
“Where is this confidence? This is simply arrogance!”
“My heart aches for Li Tiezhu.”
“He still doesn’t know that he’s the only one with a ‘secret mission’, and besides, everyone else knows about it and definitely won’t let him succeed.”
“So miserable for a male.”
“It’s still Serious Brother who has a sense of variety, once he came, the picture style was all different from the previous two instalments.”
“I can only say that Li Tiezhu’s serious face is too Gil funny.”
Not long after, Deng Chao brought everyone to a roller skating rink, and everyone was talking and laughing as they changed shoes.
Li Tiezhu changed his shoes while watching Deng Chao juggle, chatterbox-like jabbering and bragging, carefully observing his behaviour.
Deer Hani skated half a circle and came back, in the face of the crowd’s praise, he was very modest: “I used to skate single row, this kind of double row is the first time to play.”
After sitting down, he asked Li Tiezhu: “You’re observing Chao? Any findings?”
Li Tiezhu said, “He’s very off today, look at him, he’s been setting up flags, could his secret mission be to set up a flag and be hit in the face as many times as necessary to count it as a success?”
Deer Hani: “That makes sense, look at his uncoordinated limbs, not like he can skate well. I reason with you reasoning ah, Chao he ……”
Said a whole bunch of things, sounded headstrong.
Li Tiezhu murmured, “Since even you think it is possible to set up a flag, then …… it is definitely not, I will observe again.”
Deer Hani froze, “Why? Why do you think it’s not when I say it is?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because you are the ‘Incompetent Mad Deer of the Reasoning World’.”
Deer Ha Ni thought about it before he understood, puffed out a laugh, and went to Chen Chi Chi to complain, “Brother Chi Chi, Li Tie Zhu is bullying me again, he’s giving me a new nickname, hahahaha ……”
Chen Chi Chi: “What nickname?”
“Reasoning world incompetent mad deer.”
“Incompetent Rage? Raging Deer? Hahahaha …… Li Tiezhu helped you get on the hot search again, hahaha ……”
Deer Hani also laughed melons, the picture framed, the late stage to his rotten smile face with a pipe and Sherlock Holmes hat, typed seven big words: reasoning world incompetent raging deer!
Soon Deng Chao also came over to share this new terrier, laughing so much that his crow’s feet exploded at the same time, but also spit out: “He also really attentive to find the evidence of us doing the task, laughing me to death! Hahaha…… want to cooperate? I’ll act to set a FLAG and get hit in the face.”
After the broadcast, the pop-up:
“These three are really excessive, so bullying Li Tiezhu …… so happy.”
“Li Tiezhu Bean, observing so carefully.”
“Heartbroken my family’s serious brother ……”
“This is the time to match the song ‘You Look Funny’.”
“This is over the top, over the top.”
“You look funny, like the dog next door ……”
“Crap! How can you send a voice?”
Everyone got off the rink, those who could play and those who couldn’t showed, and Deng Chao was conspicuous by his presence as he went to teach Taohong.
Li Tiezhu could also play, his sports cells had always been well developed, although he had only been to their town’s skating rink three times with Qin Tao, he had long since become proficient.
Deng Chao took Taohong for a while and looked at Li Tiezhu with surprise: “Tiezhu, you actually know how to play? How do you look like a nine-eight year old, eight-eight years I believe.”
Li Tiezhu: “I can do a lot, more skills do not pressure!”
Deng Chao provoked: “Do you know how to skate backwards? Backwards skating is the most handsome.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head.
Deng Chao then twisted, sang a song and began to perform backward skating, just beside Li Tiezhu to show off, “How invincible is, how lonely …… ouch!”
Fell, and split, ripped the egg.
Li Tiezhu’s quick eyes and hands, a step over to hold Chao.
The surrounding people laughed, especially Chen Chi Chi and Deer Ha Ni were the most reckless. Seeing Chao hit his face at light speed again, this has been seen on him for a long time.
Brother Chao screamed miserably, “Ahhhhh! Thank you Tie Zhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “You thanked too early.”
Chao endured the pain: “Hmm? What do you mean?”
Li Tiezhu wrapped his arms around Deng Chao and pressed down.
Deng Chao felt a fiery pain in his crotch, splitting even more open, wailing, “Stop stop stop, don’t don’t don’t, it’s going to split ……”
Li Tiezhu lifted upwards and asked, “Tell me what your secret mission is, otherwise, I will give you a positive one-horse! I, Li Tiezhu, say it and do it!”
Deng Chao’s face turned red, “I’m nima, I’ll be ruined if I have a one-horse! Please Tie Zhu, let me go, okay? All are good brothers, each other too anxious, hahaha ……”
Bitter smile.
Li Tiezhu was unmoved, and disliked it again downwards.
Deng Chao hurt so much that his voice sharpened a bit, “Wait! Wait ……”
The surrounding people laughed extraordinarily high, even Tao Hong covered her mouth and laughed extra loud.
Chen Yi did not laugh, a face of worship, “Li Tiezhu …… is so rigid!”
Yan Qi also didn’t laugh, “Learned learned learned! Even Brother Chiu dares to threaten, no wonder the director’s team pays so much attention to him.”
Chen Chi Chi clumsily slid over, “Does it work for you to call your son’s name at such a critical time? You have to call Tie Zhu’s father to spare his life.”
Deng Chao cried and laughed, his face was red, and sweat came down, “Goose goose goose goose goose goose …… really hurts goose goose goose goose goose ……”
Li Tiezhu boarded Chao up and down once more, “Confess from leniency resist from severity!”
The cameraman gave Deng Chao a close-up of his face, his expression was incomparably distorted, a smile in pain, a grimace accompanied by despair under the grimace, and a large bead of sweat on his forehead.
The post teacher also gave strength, paused the screen, gave a paragraph of idiomatic introduction:
“Crying and Laughing. Derived from Gao Ande’s “The Leatherman Lies” in the Yuan Dynasty: “A good fight is a bad fight, and one can’t cry or laugh.” 主谓式；作谓语、定语、补语；形容处境尴尬。 [Near synonyms]: crying and laughing, not embarrassed.”
The pop-up screen was a sound of worship:
“Serious Brother never knew what it was to be afraid.”
“Even Brother Chiu dares to screw, so crazy?”
“What is this? This guy gave Yue Yupeng an over-the-shoulder drop on his first variety show, and tied up Fang Bo and Sun Lei.”
“Chao’s crotch is all ripped open, right?”
“This looks really painful, those who have tried it all know.”
“Chao’s veins are popping out. Ha ha ha!”
“Li Tiezhu is so awesome!”
Deng Chao’s body was shaking, “Tie Zhu, Brother Tie Zhu! Big brother! Spare my life, I really can’t ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then name your mission and let me eliminate you. I owe seven hundred now, must get money. I tell you, don’t force me, push me Li Tiezhu do anything.”
Deng Chao’s eyes panicked, I don’t have a f*cking secret mission! You’re the only one who has!
Chen Chizhu: “Do anything? Then you make a Buddha Jumping Wall.”
Li Tiezhu: “Buddha Jumping Wall? I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know how to make it, it seems like the practice is complicated, right?”
Chen Chichu: “Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, also known as Fukushou Quan, is a famous dish in my hometown, which uses abalone, sea cucumber, fish lips, yak skin gelatin, apricot mushrooms, trotters, mushrooms, cuttlefish ……”
Deng Chao was going crazy: “Why are we still chatting? Quickly save me!”
Chen Chi Chi: “How could I possibly save you? I came to see the joke.”
Deng Chao: “Can I swear?”
Chen Chichu: “Whatever, you can block it out later anyway.”
Deng Chao: “I %@#￥*&￥……”
Li Tiezhu: “Five, four, three, two, one.”
Deng Chao yelled, “I say! I say! My secret mission is to make a FLAG and then get hit in the face four times and count it as a success. I said it and I lost, Tie Zhu you let go of me.”
Li Tiezhu: “There’s no rush, let’s hear what the director has to say first.”
The camera is given to the outside of the field, and Director Yan crosses his arms with a serious expression, “……”
Deng Chao shouted, “Director Yan, quickly announce it, I blew myself up.”
Director Yan: “Recording continues.”
Li Tiezhu fumed, “Fine! Brother Chao you lied to me again.”
Chen Chi Chi arched his fire, “Give him a one-two punch.”
Deng Chao had a flash of light at death’s door, “I’m going to report Li Tiezhu! I know what his secret mission is with four …… well!”
Li Tiezhu instantly gave up the urge to do a one-horse and covered Deng Chao’s mouth, at the same time, Deng Chao was finally relieved and sat down on the ground in a cold sweat.
Li Tiezhu looked at Chen Chichu: “Go away, or I’ll give you a whole one-horse.”
Chen Chichu obediently walked away.
Li Tiezhu was surrounded by no one before he asked in a low voice: “You say, I’ll listen.”
Deng Chao grimaced I this leg pain twitching, whispered, “and girls embrace four times Well, I know.”
Li Tiezhu was shocked: “How do you know?”
Deng Chao said in his heart, not only do I know, everyone present knows: “Hey, hey, hey …… you care how I know, now you know it’s wrong, right?”
Li Tiezhu knelt on one knee, “Grandpa! I was wrong, please don’t burst out.”
Deng Chao wiped the sweat on his face, “That depends on my mood, I’ll go, I have a face full of sweat, you’re tough enough!”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t this being forced?”
Deng Chao: “Apologising isn’t enough, you have to obey me for the rest of the show, okay? If I’m slightly dissatisfied, I’ll report you.”
Li Tiezhu goaded, “There’s no need for this, Brother Chao, we are all brothers ……”
Deng Chao even laughed in anger: “You’re talking to me about brothers now? What about when you let me one-horse just now?”
Li Tiezhu then smiled coyly: “That is not not know you have my handle.”
Dengchao: “Hoped that there is still no brotherhood!”
Li Tiezhu: “I have no strengths in this person, is honest.”
In the end, Deng Chao let Li Tiezhu go, otherwise the programme could not be recorded. His only request is that Li Tiezhu must listen to him, Li Tiezhu chose to goat.
And then, Chao was flirty again, and called out when Deerhani was resting, “Son, come …… through the obstacles.”
Said Chao separated his legs, he had played Deer Ha Ni’s father, so the two often in the programme father and son.
Deer Hani initially refused, but couldn’t resist Deng Chao’s face full of anticipation, so he squatted down and slid over to drill through Chao’s crotch.
Deng Chao: “It’s okay! Very pretty.”
Deerhani: “The mood is a bit mixed, a feeling of being insulted but praised.”
Everyone laughs.
Deng Chao was also afraid of broadcasting it and being thought to be insulting the younger generation, he was ready to drill others, but Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn’t dare to do so, so Deng Chao looked to Li Tiezhu: “Spread your legs apart, I’ll drill one.”
Li Tiezhu just ah, long legs directly divided: “Come on!”
Deng Chao drilled him, and then let Yan Qi and Chen Chi Chi drill him, and was knocked down twice, and his tailbone fell twice in a row, and he shouted in pain. But he still insisted on calling Li Tiezhu, “Tiezhu, come, you drill one.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m fourth right? Your secret mission shouldn’t be this, right?”
Deng Chao: “How about you report it first, and then drill it if you report it’s not?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, “Then I’ll drill directly, you diverge a bit.”
Li Tiezhu squatted and slid over.
Deer Hani: “Brother Zhu, go straight up and give a headbutt!”
Dengchao flinched in fear.
Li Tiezhu didn’t have a headbutt and barely drilled through without Deng Chao’s tailbone receiving a third heavy blow.
Deng Chao laughed, “Hahaha! Li Tiezhu can do it.”
Deer Ha Ni directly covered his mouth, “Whoo!!!”
Chen Chi Chi’s smile stiffened, dumbfounded, “For real?”
The two newcomers even revealed unbelievable expressions.
Chao suddenly had an ominous premonition, but it was already too late.
Li Tiezhu, who had just drilled through, turned around in an instant, revealing an evil smile, and as he pressed down on Chao, who hadn’t yet had time to close his legs, and pressed down slightly, splitting again, Chao couldn’t make any force, and both of his legs were trembling violently.
Chao: “Hiss ah ah ah! Brother Chu, Brother Chu, have mercy ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Chao, it’s all been said, I’ll do anything if I’m pushed. Do you see it as a discussion? Or a direct one-horse?”
Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi yelled, “Direct one-horse!”
