The card game of drawing turtles is very interesting, and in the end, there are three middle-aged greasy men left, He Ling, Xu Shanqiang and Huang Sanshi, dueling, and in the end, Xu Shanqiang loses, and for that matter, he lets slip that whoever loses in the next hand will have his hair washed.
Everyone took a look at the amount of hair on top of his head and burst out laughing.
Leng Ba even laughed and coughed.
Xu Shanqiang said: “Not the usual wash oh, is the kind of hair salon like dry cleaning, do a head massage. You smoke with this fear, then the atmosphere is different.”
He Ling: “It’s kind of interesting.”
Li Tiezhu looked up from his textbook, “Brother Shanqian, there’s a word called cocooning.”
Xu Shanqian: “I just lost, it’s definitely not me in the next hand.”
Li Tiezhu: “Everyone will make you love washing your hair.”
Xu Shanqian: “Hmm? If it’s me, then it’s not washing my hair, it’s washing my scalp.”
Huang Sanshi said bitchily, “I’m curious why Xu Shanqian would make such a request, it seems like he has a deep affection for washing his hair, after all, the last time he washed his hair would have been many years ago.”
Xu Shanqian stroked his moustache in a deep-thinking manner.
In the end, everyone unanimously decided to just use the head washing as a bet, and also asked Li Tiezhu to come along and play, it’s only fun when there are more people.
Li Tiezhu had to put down his textbook and sat next to Leng Ba, waiting for Teacher He to deal the cards.
Li Tiezhu quietly asked Leng Ba: “Why are you coughing?”
Leng Ba: “In the afternoon under the water may catch a cold, small problem, I brought medicine.”
A new round of draw turtle game began, Xu Shanqiang first to go, a face dejected.
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother Shanqian is the first to go, it’s true that he washes his hair.”
Xu Shanqian: “I won! You guys continue!”
He Ling also pretended to put down her cards and said, “So teacher Xu Shanqian, who do you want to serve you?”
Xu Shanqiang’s face turned into an embarrassed character, “You guys …… can’t bully your guests like this!”
After the jokes, the match continued, and in the end, Huang San Shi lost.
Huang San Shi had just washed his own hair, so he said in a serious manner, “Since I’ve already washed my hair, I’m passing this privilege on to someone who wants hair washing services very much.”
Xu Shanqian’s expression was instantly out of place, and he had a bad feeling.
Huang Sanshi looked at Xu Shanqian after asking everyone’s opinion.
Xu Shanqian shook his head in fear.
Li Tiezhu directly got up and went to the bathroom.
Huang San Shi: “I’ll delegate it to you.”
Xu Shanqian stubbornly shook his head, “No! The other party agrees before you can sub-delegate.”
Huang San Shi: “Everyone vote, raise your hand if you agree.”
The vote is unanimous.
Xu Shanqian: “It’s useless for you all to agree, I, the party in question, do not agree.”
Huang Sanshi: “You accept well, you also …… poof!”
Only to see, Li Tiezhu took the bath towel directly to Xu Shanqian body a cover, tied.
Xu Shanqian confused: “Hey hey? What to do?”
Li Tiezhu: “You chat your, mushroom house number three technician for your service, my name is Tony.”
Xu Shanqian: “I said I don’t wash.”
Bar.
A pile of shampoo slapped on the top of Xu Shanqian’s head.
Xu Shanqian was dumbfounded.
The crowd laughed so hard that they fell on the tatami mats, Leng Ba laughed again and coughed, tears coming out of her eyes.
Huang San Shi laughed enough and asked, “Strife, listen to me, accept the hair washing service.”
Xu Shanqian angrily said, “I have washed on, accept or not accept what difference does it make?”
Li Tiezhu wiped a few times on Xu Shanqian’s head, muttered: “You can’t afford to bubble ah!”
Xu Shanqian: “Just wash a couple of times.”
Li Tiezhu: “That doesn’t work, washing a head with no bubbles makes me look unprofessional. There!”
Guarding, Li Tiezhu shampoo pressed on Xu Shanqian’s beard, rubbed a lot of bubbles in two, and then cradled out to put on the head.
Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi laughed so much that their stomachs flung around, and He Ling received a basin of water and laughed so much that she sprinkled it as she walked.
Xu Shanqiang said inexplicably, ”I won this round, why am I the one being punished? Moreover, no one asked me for my opinion, and there was a Bean, who didn’t even greet me and directly washed on me.”
As the programme played on, the pop-up screen also started to go wild:
“Li Tiezhu really dares to get his hands dirty!”
“Is there anything in this world that he doesn’t dare to do? The one with the popsicle is still next to him.”
“Huang Sanshi was also robbed by Li Tiezhu’s group.”
“Wang Hui was dropped by Li Tiezhu on his bike, as seen in the film of Heart of Flower.”
“Except for Teacher He, all of them have been bullied.”
“Didn’t you guys notice that Xu Shanqiang’s expression was unnatural?”
“Big Head Xu is really embarrassed.”
“I have to say, this head wash is a laugh riot!”
“Rubbing bubbles on the moustache these few times is quintessential ……”
Xu Shanqiang round face of the five senses twisted, maintaining the awkward shape: “I did not even think that I could still use shampoo in my lifetime ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you usually wash with what?”
Xu Shanqian: “Face wash ah, from the face to the back of the head. When in the supermarket, passing by the shampoo area, I have an idea welling up inside …… this thing has no need to exist!”
Li Tiezhu: “I know a face wash with shampoo, and now I know a head wash with face wash.”
Xu Shanqian: “It’s your agent, isn’t it? I’m telling you I’m especially envious of him ……”
He Ling suddenly asked, “Tiezhu, how does it feel?”
Li Tiezhu: “Just amazing! I’ve never washed my bald head before, it feels just like washing a tea egg ……”
Xu Shanqian: “Is there such a big tea egg? Ostrich tea eggs?”
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Li Tiezhu seriously cleaned his beard and head, then took out a dry towel and pulled the car left and right to dry his head.
Xu Shanqiang: “Are you polishing this?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes it is, may I ask if the guest needs waxing?”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
After washing, Li Tiezhu asked: “The last question, may I ask the guest you do card?”
Xu Shanqian: “Do what card? Washing tea eggs VIP card?”
The next draw turtle game continues, Li Tiezhu did not finish, went outside to prepare a late night snack for everyone to go.
This round, Xu Shanqian and Huang Sanshi imitated Little H and Little O. At the end of the performance, everyone offered applause, and then Li Tiezhu came in with a tray with a late night snack, a small bowl of scallion oil noodles for one person.
After being late for a big night, everyone was also hungry.
Xu Shanqiang suddenly looked up as he ate the noodles, ”That’s not right! Why is Leng Ba’s night snack a pear?”
Li Tiezhu end of the basin, squatting to eat noodles, said: “She caught a cold throat is not comfortable, gave her steamed an ice sugar snow pear, what’s wrong?”
Xu Shanqian: “If I have an uncomfortable throat ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Six yuan for a pear, it can be expensive, this is the last six yuan in the mushroom house.”
He Ling translated, “It means that you don’t deserve such an expensive night snack, teacher Xu Shanqian.”
Xu Shanqian: “Oh …… but, it looks quite tasty to me.”
Leng Ba silently drank the snow pear soup, sweet in her heart.
After everyone finished eating the noodles, the phone rang again, it was a call from tomorrow’s guest.
Xu Shanqiang picked up the phone close by, “Howl ah yo?”
Everyone looked over strangely.
Xu Shanqian was embarrassed: “Master? Why are you speaking English? Howl ah yo? He said he couldn’t tell me! Which one of you is coming?”
Li Tiezhu volunteered to take over the phone, “howling goose de ah yo? Aim rice, three grams of oil by yo?”
A string of Sichuan English directly to the other side of the dry laugh, the other side also came to a Sichuan English: “How doo doo doo? Aim rice soil!”
Li Tiezhu said to everyone: “It is a Xichuan people.”
The phone said: “Hey M which special Xichuan people ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Watt dish yo point?”
He Ling stifled laughter: “You open the speakerphone, we listen together.”
Li Tiezhu put down the phone: “Which one is the speakerphone?”
He Ling: “You have hung up.”
Li Tiezhu then said to the phone, “Yo call another one over, Prissy.”
A moment later, the phone rang again, direct speakerphone.
The other party, a mouthful of foreign accent Chinese: “I want to order taro roast chicken and bean carp.”
He Ling: “Ah! I know who it is.”
On the phone: “No, you don’t know.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bye.”
Doh!
On the other side, Zhang Xiaojie was confused, “Hanging up so decisively?”
Mushroom house people also began to wash and rest, Li Tiezhu laid a quilt for the lady’s small room, Leng Ba stayed in, the two of them were polite between words, but their eyes also exchanged slightly, after all, there was a tacit understanding.
“Tie Zhu, thank you for the ice sugar sorbet, my throat is much better.”
“You’re welcome, Sister Leng Ba, take an early rest.”
“You too.”
“Good night.”
“Good night.”
Returning to the men’s big bunk room, Li Tiezhu went to bed.
Xu Shanqiang said, “Li Tiezhu, what shampoo did you use to wash me? How come my head is still cold now?”
Li Tiezhu: “Cold acid spirit.”
Xu Shanqian dying in the disease sat up in shock: “Really?”
Li Tiezhu: “False! I turned off the light.”
Thus, the first phase of Mushroom House Season 2 is officially over, the effect is very good, Li Tiezhu’s joining has brought new changes to Mushroom House. The main point is that he is not as small and transparent as Pang Pang, he really dares to speak and do, even a big brother like Xu Shanqian dares to go straight to the top, which is good.
In addition, the three new critters, Radish, Dog Leftover and Tigress, also added to the effect of the show.
After this episode aired, the ratings directly exploded, temporarily ranking first in the ratings of variety shows.
In the mushroom house, everyone is lying on the bed and ready to rest, the radish is perched on the edge of Li Tiezhu’s pillow to fake sleep, Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone received a message.
Captive cat: “I’m going to get two small swings on the flat balcony.”
Captive Cat: “Do you want me to help?”
Captive Cat: “No, I can handle it. Good night dog.”
Foster Cat: “Goodnight Tigress.”
……
The next morning, Xu Shanqiang got up early, but there were even earlier ones, Li Tiezhu was already chopping wood in the courtyard.
“Tie Zhu, what time did you get up?”
“Six thirty ah.”
“That’s fine, what do you want to eat in the morning? By the way, you guys have spent all your money, right? That pear!”
“Yeah.”
Xu Shanqiang then got complacent, “Hahaha! I have money, I’ll go out and buy my own food, not for you guys!”
Li Tiezhu: “Er …… you go out to be careful.”
“Careful of what?”
“The village has a lot of dogs.”
“I will be afraid of dogs?”
“No, I mean ……”
Xu Shanqian directly found a wooden stick in the woodpile and held it in his hand, “I have practised! Haha, buy breakfast to go, not for you guys, hehehehehehe ……”
Until Xu Shanqian walked away, Li Tiezhu muttered, “It’s true that I don’t have money to buy food, but there’s still yesterday’s noodles and eggs ah …… Besides, I asked once yesterday morning, there’s no breakfast for sale in the village.”
Xu Shanqian wandered around the village, going around asking where to sell breakfast, and ended up finding nothing.
With his stomach rumbling, Xu Shanqian bought a packet of Xiao Wan Neng Dry Noodles at a kiosk and walked back to the mushroom house while eating it, “Hehehe! Going back to crave you guys! And scare me that there are dogs in the village, these dogs are small pet dogs, and they don’t bite …… er ……”
Bark.
Xu Shanqiang stepped on a mine, looked down, expression twisted eyes depressed.
At this moment, he finally knew what Li Tiezhu meant when he said that the village had a lot of dogs.
Wiping the soles of his shoes on the grass by the roadside, Xu Shanqian walked back to the mushroom house with a puff of anger, and the moment he pushed open the door of the courtyard, he was so angry that his whole body was square.
Only to see, Li Tiezhu, Lengba, Huang Sanshi, He Ling and Wang Hui five people, sitting in the pergola eating fragrant omelette noodles, on the table there is also a leftover vegetables fried three discs of yards last night.
The half packet of dry noodles in Xu Shanqiang’s hand instantly stopped smelling good.
The programme group is very powerful later, directly to Xu Shanqian’s head P into a square, living a walking word of embarrassment.
He grumbled and walked to the eaves to sit and sulk.
Li Tiezhu shouted, “Brother Shanqian, come and sit here!”
Xu Shanqiang took a bite of the dry noodles, it didn’t smell good: “I don’t! I’m not contemptuous!”
Li Tiezhu: “No! You sit there under the swallows’ nest, swallows shit easily.”
Xu Shanqiang: “It can’t be such a coincidence …… er ……”
For a while, the entire mushroom house stood still.
