At this moment, Song Zhu’er is a mud doll, her hair is full of mud and water, her face is smeared with mud stains, her T-shirt is soaked through, and her jeans are even long ago wrapped in mud, so she is now struggling with every step she takes.
But ……
It was cute.
Originally, Song Zhu’er’s features are extremely delicate, there is a little bit of Hong Kong style goddess flavour, coupled with the droll temperament and covered in mud and water, lovely miserable.
The cameramen present almost all pushed the close-up camera to the stumbling Song Zhu’er.
Li Tiezhu helped her out, and with a two-handed hug, sent her to the shore.
It was only when they saw this that the pop-up screen reacted:
“This dog food caught me off guard!”
“Sure enough, it’s an officially announced couple ……”
“Is it sour? @Zhao Liya.”
“What’s Zhao Liya got to do with this? Aren’t she and Li Tiezhu just friends?”
“I actually quite hope that Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are together.”
“If Zhao Liya doesn’t work, Deer Hani will work.”
“Guan Shuang Shuang warning!”
“In her place, I would have done her directly in the paddy field!”
“Upstairs is perverted!”
“This bear hug is too skilful, it’s by no means the first time.”
“These two were just officially announced, but exactly how long have they been together, who knows?”
“From meeting in a mushroom house to falling in love in a mushroom house, it’s great!”
“This is fate!”
“I still remember in the first season, the first encounter between Zhu’er and Tie Zhu was also hitting the valley.”
“One was killing fish and the other was squatting to watch, it was a perfect match at the time!”
“When Song Zhu’er started killing eels, it was an even better match!”
“I only love this pair in the entertainment industry ……”
Song Zhu’er wiped the mud on her face and looked at Li Tiezhu with watery eyes, “Hate it~ I can walk by myself, I’m ashamed.”
Lean!
Can you be normal?
Li Tiezhu instantly copied the stretcher and pressed Song Zhu’er on the ridge to spank her, so that you don’t talk properly.
The picture is a bit discordant, but several people present saw it.
Zheng Yan Zi dropped her sickle and applauded, and called out, “Harder! Swell her arse!”
Of course, this part naturally could not be cut into the main film.
The programme team had no sense of decency, but they were afraid of the bare butt bureau.
Such an incongruous scene of course could not be put into the main film, beating a woman even if, the key is that the woman known as Iron Head, even revealed a weird expression of relief, more than a dozen people are watching, can’t you guys be a little more reserved?
After hitting Song Zhu’er, Li Tiezhu glanced at Zheng Yanzi.
Inexplicably!
Zheng Yan Zi’s body shivered a bit, Li Tiezhu’s eyes are too aggressive, to be reasonable, she has not been less beaten by Li Tiezhu, although it is not too heavy, but …… experienced, after all, she is usually too skinny, so subconsciously shivering a bit to chat about the respect.
A lot of real men say not to beat women, Li Tiezhu is not a real man, after all, the feeling of beating women is sometimes quite cool, especially Zheng Yanzi this kind of resistant to beat type, Song Zhu’er even if, scum! It is not as good as Leng Ba’s resistance to beating it.
Lunch was prepared by Huang Laoxie, he and He Ling started to make lunch after they returned from buying vegetables, after all, Li Tiezhu was busy with threshing, and didn’t have time to cook.
To be reasonable, after being severely compressed in cooking opportunities for an entire season, Huang San Shi was still a bit stifled.
Anyone who likes to cook knows that watching others cook is a pain.
Boiled beef, small fried chicken, cola chicken wings, dry-fried seasonal beans, and roasted pork ribs with potatoes.
Huang Sanshi feels soothed.
Li Tiezhu came back from picking rice and said, “Your boiled beef is not authentic.”
Huang San Shi: “Get lost!”
This is an improved version of boiled beef, you think all like you Xichuan do not take the oil as oil? Don’t use chilli as seasoning? The flavour is too heavy!
The morning threshing less than two hours, only half a field, mainly to cut rice a few efficiency is too low.
Li Tiezhu brought everyone back to eat, after the meal, Zhang can be to take the car to go back to training, Li Tiezhu asked Zheng Yanzi: “Why do not you go back to training?”
Zheng Yanzi said, “I’m not going back, the next is a domestic competition, I have to relax and relax, otherwise it’s not fair to the other players.”
Li Tiezhu was speechless, since Li Ra retired, Jung Yeon Zi was invincible in the domestic tournament, it was also a bit excessive.
Of course, this kind of dialogue can’t be put into the main film, the programme team is also depressed, after coming a Jung Yeonji, the sensitive topics have increased significantly.
The scariest thing is that Zheng Yeon Zi also waved and shouted with the departing Zhang Ke Ke, “Ke Ke Brother! You must get a domestic championship ah! Otherwise, more world champions, people will look down on you.”
That’s right, after all, table tennis, but always feel out of place.
Turning back, Zheng Yan Zi glared at Chen Chi Chi: “Zhang can be gone, why don’t you go?”
Chen Chi Chi dodged a few steps away and said, “Why should I leave? I’m not a guest invited by the programme, I came here on my own to make a living! Why should I leave? Besides, don’t I know it? There’s a big meal tonight!”
The so-called big meal was fried little frogs, which everyone knew, unspoken, otherwise Song Zhu’er couldn’t have come.
Man …… which is as delicious as a small frog?
Zheng Yan Zi brain circuit is also clear, instantly understood: “You came to eat small frogs? Right!”
Chen Chi Chi was even more talented, “You too?”
The two shook hands, with an expression of you understand me understand all, yes, Zheng Yan Zi came to the programme just for the little frogs, this year, Song Zhu’er recited at least a hundred times how delicious Li Tiezhu’s fried little frogs were.
“Be reasonable! Teacher Huang, your boiled beef tastes on the bland side.”
“Cola chicken wings are good!”
“Potato Roasted Spare Ribs is also okay.”
“Stir frying the seasonal beans, obviously you put in too little oil, Old Evil Huang!”
“You don’t know how to make small fried chicken, do you? I see Tiezhu has done, dry chilli pepper in oil dry frying, and then quickly burnt and not burnt when fishing out gate crushed spare ……”
It was not easy to cook a meal and still be spat on, Huang Sanshi was also tired.
He does cook well, but the taste is on the light side this is a fact, with these few people who have adapted to the heavy taste of the southwest, it does not make sense at all.
In the end, Huang San Shi gave up: ”Alright! I’ll let Tie Zhu cook for you tonight! I won’t fucking serve anymore!”
He Ling: “Thank you for giving up, Teacher Huang, good for you, good for me, good for everyone ……”
Huang Sanshi completely collapsed, it’s not that the cooking is bad, it’s that it’s a bad encounter, I damn well used to cook and you guys ate it with gusto, but now that there’s an extra heavy Li Tiezhu, you guys dislike me? As a matter of fact, cooking is the same as being a human being, you can’t be too light. ……
Song Zhu’er is not light, as a northern big girl, she always keep in mind the revenge mission.
This is not, Zheng Yan Zi packing dishes, she again aimed at the other side of the big fat round buttocks, running, jumping, flying kick ……
One and done I tell you!
Song Zhu’er’s slats floated in the pot of the earthen stove, sinking and floating.
Zheng Yan Zi was a bit confused and put down her chopsticks and said, “Slippery road?”
Song Zhu’er: “Well!”
Zheng Yan Zi: “No ah! I think there’s something wrong, why is the road around me so slippery? Every time you have to make something out of it? This water I just boiled to wash the dishes ah! We don’t have an abundance of water in this country ……”
Matsutakeer: “This water can be fed to Tenba and the ducks, it’s not wasted. The road is slippery around you, you have to look for your own reasons.”
Said Song Zhu’er, took out the shoes in the pot, shook them, turned around and looked for Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu peeled off both of her shoes and took them under the tap to rinse them, they were too dirty and full of mud.
Song Zhu’er brought a change of clothes, which had already been washed once before the meal, but there was only one pair of shoes, so she could only wear slippers or bare feet this afternoon.
Zheng Yanzi said, “It’s been several times already, I suspect that Zhu’er is trying to sneak up on me!”
Song Zhu’er retorted, “We are good brothers, how could I sneak up on you? It’s too chilling for me to hear you say that, Tie Zhu, ow?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ow!”
Zheng Yanzi: “……”
For love!
Li Tie Zhu looked at Zheng Yan Zi sincerely and nodded his head vigorously, “Ow!”
Zheng Yan Zi frowned: “Xiong Da, the more serious you look, the more I feel there is something wrong, I know you too well.”
Li Tiezhu: “No ah, Xiong Er you’re oversensitive, right? What’s it to me about Song Zhu’er and you?”
Zheng Yanzi: “Whose girlfriend is she?”
“Mine!”
“Then her accident has nothing to do with you?”
“It doesn’t matter!”
“Eh?”
Song Zhu’er silently put on the slippers sent by Li Tiezhu and slipped away!
After the meal, Mushroom House practice, make coffee, a group of people drink coffee and chat for two hours before going to work, this is the standard. So, Mushroom House is only claiming to be a slow variety show, because it is really slow, but it does not dare to brag that it is a variety show of real rural life, after all, it is really not real enough.
Far from it, feeding dogs, goats, chickens and ducks you don’t see them actually doing it, it’s all done by professionals hired by the show.
The coffee was almost ready when another Mushroom House guest arrived, Yi Xing.
This one is also the guest that Mushroom House has been longing for, not to mention, just to say that he is Huang San Shi’s nominal disciple, he should come. Infinite Challenge besides Piggy he hasn’t been here, that’s a sin.
So, this time he came.
Whether it was Huang San Shi or He Ling, or Chen Chi Chi, they were all very happy, after all, we were quite familiar with each other, so when Yi Xing said his first words in the Mushroom House, these three people beside him were a little bit uncomfortable, and this uncomfortableness wasn’t all acted out.
“Tie Zhu, what about the song you promised to write for me? Do I have to chase you here?”
Yi Xing picked up the uneaten cola chicken wings and nibbled on them, saying.
Li Tiezhu thought hard, ah, that was the first time and Lengba sister on the infinite challenge, sang “rolling Yangtze River East to East” to Yi Xing’s promise to write a song for him, and then forgot ……
Li Tiezhu said, “Ah! I forgot.”
Yi Xing and Li Tiezhu were not too familiar with each other, so he could only choke Huang Sanshi’s neck to vent, “Forgot? Forgetting is okay? Am I so card-less? You promised on the programme in front of the national audience!”
Huang San Shi: “Slow down, slow down, I’m going to choke ……”
Yi Xing let go of Huang San Shi: “You’ve written ‘Count Your Ruthlessness’ for Deer Hani, why not me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… let me think about it and give you a song.”
Originally a joke Yi Xing are confused, think about it and give me a song, are you fucking kidding me?
Li Tiezhu has hung ah, teasing you! Just tease you!
He immediately sang: “This Yi Xing ah, born a bully, lying ruthless …… how?”
Yi Xing: “Are you …… sure you are not teasing me?”
