“What if it’s a sister? Don’t you be sexist! You’re a girl yourself, why aren’t you enlightened?”
Li Tiezhu righteously said hanging up the phone, however, his entire body was now in shock body, what the hell situation? He was in the middle of a man-making simulation plan acting with Song Zhu’er, while on the other side of his old man, he actually preempted and really made a cute little friend.
Song Zhu’er languidly hugged Li Tiezhu: “People got the hang of it, you personally got the hang of it, just now ……”
Li Tiezhu was speechless.
Such an enlightenment ah?
Other people say seven orifices of blood or something, put you here, people have nine orifices ah?
Anon!
Chinese text fucking profound twenty centimetres long, you say so no problem.
But it’s irritating. How come Auntie Liu is pregnant? The old man doesn’t understand the importance of population control. I strongly condemn it!
Can I put up with this?
Of course we have to tolerate it, the old man has a back injury but still so tireless, but also a kind of spirit to symbolise the strength of spirit! Of course, it’s also possible that Auntie Liu is too strong for the boom. ……
In any case, for Li Laohan can have a later, no, is a damn have a later, the old tree blossomed new flowers, is also a big thing to congratulate.
As the saying goes, “A thousand sails pass by the side of a sinking boat, and ten thousand trees spring before a sick tree!
The first time I’ve ever seen a woman in a car, I’ve never seen her in a car!
As for why Li Laohan didn’t dare to let Li Tiezhu know, in fact, Tiezhu also has a number in his heart.
People, especially men, are children in the beginning, they are also children in middle age, and in old age, they are still children, and they will always be weak, first to their parents, then to their daughters-in-law, and then to their children.
Li Fugui was this kind of standard goon, so it wasn’t the least bit strange for him to behave like this.
After waiting for a few minutes, Song Zhu’er shyly put on her Kumamoto Bear pyjamas, even though she couldn’t be seen on the phone, she was still shy, and Li Tiezhu did the same and put on his boxers, which is when he started to call back.
“Old man?”
“Ah!”
“Ah ah ah, go to the hospital to check out no well!”
“Yes, I did.”
“So Auntie Liu is pregnant with a baby, so what’s wrong with that? Your marriage certificate has been received.”
“Male doll …… back to the town to check, the old three with a little relationship, so, see men and women to.”
“Oh! This is very good ah! Name think good no mumble? I called Li Tiezhu, the second uncle’s family called Li Tiegen Li Tieji, this male child, if according to the rules should be called what? Li Tie, right?”
“Hammer! According to the rules, his second family is called Genji, my family should also get a word out! I didn’t think ah, at that time just wanted to give birth to you one, blunder, blunder ……”
“Then feel free to name it, after all, …… it’s your baby, not my baby.”
“No, no, no …… you take, you have talent!”
Song Zhu’er came out of nowhere, “Taking a name to do this kind of thing, should not be my family Tiezhu tube.”
Li Fugui was shocked at that time, really sleep together, hard to get! Joyful said: “Not to get …… is to say that this doll to be or not the problem, want to discuss with Tiezhu …… me, afraid that he is not happy ……”
The focus is to be or not to be!
Li Fugui is the head of the family, although Liu Da Aunt also received a certificate, but the two face Li Tiezhu, there is still a bit of weakness.
Song Zhu’er is very enthusiastic: “We can be happy about it, when will the child be born?”
Li Fugui: “You are happy to care about nothing, Tiezhu agreed to do, I and your aunt have discussed, although she spoke grumpy, but also follow your opinion. What about us can all accept, I have a child she has a daughter …… just look at him.”
Li Tiezhu: “The name belongs to me to take I let him be born.”
Overbearing cross, not to pretend, but these two elderly people at home, not …… just middle-aged people, have the cowardly thoughts of the elderly, must teach them a lesson.
Li Tiezhu is not smart, but never very frank, never interfered with the old man to talk about his girlfriend, which are pregnant and still come to seek my opinion? Is not it clear that I pit? I don’t want to be pitted for nothing!
Have to think of a flirty name, eighteen years old he himself must change that kind of ……
There it is!
Li Tiegui!
I fucking, see you do not hate me for life, wahahahaha …… on this name, did not run!
Pillar, root, base, egg!
The whole family is in order, right? Huh? Enlightened is different!
“Yay!”
“Shhh …… keep it down, don’t let the two Tiezhu’s hear it.”
“Hear that? Tie Zhu is not as soft as you.”
“Don’t talk nonsense.”
“I got pregnant on my own merit, so why can’t I have a baby?”
“Your ability my arse, if I hadn’t said it was more convenient to use the rear-entry position …….”
“You just want me to fall on my knees to get you up!”
“Where’s the phone, you be civilised.”
“It’s you who was uncivilised first, hitting me again and giving me a rope ……”
“Shut up, bah!”
Li Tiezhu hurriedly interrupted, “Cough cough cough …… old man! The name of the younger brother I take, Mod problem, milk powder money diaper, all I to burden. You can rest assured that the birth. Then …… trouble you to Liu aunt a little better, not too rude, of course, Liu aunt you also do not want to be too manic, now advocate a harmonious society …….”
Li Fugui: “You know a hammer, not I do this, is she shouted me to do this ……唔唔唔唔唔唔……”
The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a mobile phone, and you’ll be able to do it in a few minutes! You old man drink too much, heh heh …… Thank you ah, is Liu Xiaohua on my pregnant doll things a little bit do not understand, you and her a little bit to explain it, she most listen to you, you are the big brother well ……”.
The phone hung up.
Li Tiezhu covered his face, the family scandal spread ah! Oh, not really outside, next to this lying down on their knees is also their own people.
“Okay, don’t learn that set of Leng Ba! Just do yourself.”
Li Tiezhu’s face was cold, after all, the family encountered something, quite troublesome.
Song Zhu’er raised her head, “Don’t you like her to give you …… a swallow? Pervert!”
Li Tiezhu put her directly into his arms, “Compared to you what? You are each with your own strengths! Na! I’m going to give Liu Xiaohua a call now, about my family’s still unborn brother, you pay attention to the assists ah!”
Song Zhu’er nodded her head happily, wiped the strange drool at the corner of her mouth and said, “I’m always ready.”
Li Tiezhu handed her a few tissues and dialled Liu Xiaohua’s video call.
“Hello? You know about it too?”
“Hmm.”
“She, she’s having a baby with him, I’ve been abandoned!”
“Oh.”
“Oh what the hell? Brother! You’re my real brother, you’ve got to protect me, they’re both sixing me now ……”
“I’m not related to you by blood, if they don’t have one, we’re even further apart.”
“Ah?”
“Ah what ah? They have one, it’s your own brother and mine, get it?”
“Uh …… seems to make sense.”
“A lot of things need bridges, you know? Isn’t it nice that the bridge between the two of us, which used to be my dad and your mum, is now a little brother who hasn’t even been born yet? You get to fight and I get to punch, hey! Do you have ping-pong in your brain? Can’t you figure this out?”
“I’m afraid my mum doesn’t love me anymore.”
“Your mum didn’t love you in the first place! You’re so stupid, as stupid as me, you’re lucky to grow up alive.”
“Brother, you’re too much, I don’t like you anymore!”
“Bye bye then ……”
“No bye bye, where is my sister-in-law?”
Song Zhu’er smiled coquettishly and said, “Little Flower ah! You can’t mess up about having a new child, everyone is born free. Understand?”
Liu Xiaohua was instantly confused, “Ah? What freedom?”
Song Zhu’er: “International practice, born free ah!”
Liu Xiaohua was absent: “Sure enough the whole world is actually female compatriots, born free ……”
Song Zhu’er said, “Don’t worry so far, you worry about your midterm results, can’t get into a key high school, you’re sure to be hung up and beaten by your mother! I’m sorry!”
“No, I’m sorry!”
“It’s better to abstain from mourning! I guess there’s no other possibility ……”
“No, is there any slightly more accommodating option?”
“You’re in a midterm, not a high school exam, so sorry!”
“Sister ah ah ah ah!”
Song Zhu’er hung up the phone decisively, she was confident, confident that she convinced Liu Xiaohua not to hinder the birth of Little Tiezhu, and at the same time, hindered Liu Xiaohua’s fantasy of not having to be beaten up if he didn’t do well in the exam.
All in all, in a nutshell, the enlightened Song Zhu’er was much more capable than before.
Is really capable ah!
Not only was she able to forcefully persuade Liu Xiaohua, who was in a diaphragmatic state of mind, but she was also able to knock Li Tiezhu in the process, making him pay attention and pay attention to the newborn child.
In the end, Li Tiezhu fell asleep very tiredly and said, “They make the whole thing seem like I have some kind of opinion about them, but in reality, I’m actually holding back and restraining myself from them enough!”
Song Zhu’er: “You just don’t understand women, do you know what Liu Xiaohua said to me when I went to your house during the New Year? She said that if she got a child in half a year, she must disown this nephew, but then, his mother gave her a pro-brother storm, wahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “It is not appropriate for you to laugh like this …… Puh huh …… I damn well don’t know that my old man is so capable ah! Li Tiehou cheers!”
Song Zhu’er wiped the strange liquid on her mouth and said, “I also want to have a small doll, you do not fool me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Blame me? It’s all your messy drinking ……”
“Life must be happy, don’t make the golden bottle empty to the moon ……”
“Is it good to drink?”
“Bah! :
So, the next day Li Tiezhu found Huang Sanshi, through his relationship banquet invited his future Chinese opera class teacher Lu Bo teacher, two teachers plus Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er, in Kyoto to eat a very ordinary casual meal.
Li Tiezhu thought it was a matter of worship, did not expect, the class teacher let Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er help introduce the theatre ……
The ones who really stay in school as teachers are not very resourceful.
This is a little embarrassing, but always can not be idle ah, is to have an account.
The good thing is that Penguin’s resources are rich enough to perfectly cope with all this not to mention, but also Li Tiezhu row a very good position, Li Tiezhu can only be allocated according to the ability to do it, can not do it even if.
Being Li Tiezhu enlightened Song Zhu’er, also reacted quickly, secretly told Li Tiezhu: “play people quite a lot, and is our teacher, have to respect. But then, big plays, blockbusters, big productions …… we have to pull the teacher a hand, which is called a person.”
