By the late stage of the show’s recording, Sanin had already given up conversing with Li Tiezhu, basically asking Cheng Dalong, but Li Tiezhu always helped answer with the excuse that his master’s voice was bad, and it also pitted Sanin against his lung lobes to the point of pain.
Luckily, the programme was quickly recorded.
The film crew began to pack up their equipment, and Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu prepared to leave.
Sanin couldn’t help but say to Li Tiezhu, ”Tiezhu, do you know that there is something called emotional intelligence in the world? There is a kind of politeness called friendly communication? You’ll offend a lot of people this way, not everyone is as open-minded and unforgiving as I am. Also, if you meet me again in the future, can you please give me some face?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, “Er…… listening to the king is better than sitting in jail for ten years! Thank you uncle.”
Sanin: “I didn’t give you a lecture on Society and the Law ……”
Cheng Dalong said, “Well, Xiao Sa, don’t be angry, he is such a stone in the pit, learn from me in the future, just hide away.”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s wrong master? Then …… later, still let me hold the urn?”
Cheng Dalong almost sprayed out a mouthful of old blood: “Sins ah! Cough cough ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Master are you okay? Eat yo-yo plums not?”
Cheng Dalong hissed: “You roll! I don’t want to …… see you again today, cough cough ……”
The voice is really ruined, choking and coughing damage.
Sanin smiled with satisfaction, seeing someone worse off than himself is often a blessing.
Li Tiezhu said goodbye to the lovely master, looking for the programme staff to ask for three boxes of boxed lunches, and went directly to the place where the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal was held upstairs.
What?
Notice fee?
How can there be such a thing as a notice fee? Recording this programme is a “benefit” for the actors and actresses participating in the Spring Festival Gala! Not everyone gets it. Isn’t it an honour?
The Spring Festival Gala was about to start in a few hours, Li Tiezhu continued the final rehearsals with the dancers, especially for his own disguise, the whole backstage was tense and orderly.
At eight o’clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began under the dance of the joyful opening song and dance performance “Spring Sea”.
Several well-known hosts took the stage collectively to send blessings to people all over the country.
Li Tiezhu has already rehearsed almost, the dancers have to take a break to raise their spirits, there is a lively and beautiful dance sister gave Li Tiezhu two jellies. Li Tiezhu also does not like to eat snacks, so he slipped out, ready to give Leng Ba.
Leng Ba was the fourth programme and was now waiting in the waiting area, Li Tiezhu didn’t get lost under the guidance of the staff and found his way over.
Then, he saw Yue Yupeng Yue, who was wiping his tears.
What’s going on?
Li Tiezhu wondered, he is the third programme, there are still four or five minutes to go on stage, crying what ah? Not afraid of the state is not right?
And, the mountain-like elephant keeper Sun Chao also followed the side of the drooping eyebrows, as if suffering from what aggrieved.
Li Tiezhu took another look and found that a fifty-something year old greasy-headed uncle was counting down the two of them.
Is it possible that the programme has gone wrong?
The uncle looks like the aura of two metres eight, is the big leader of the programme group, right?
Li Tiezhu walked over, but saw that uncle pointing at Yue Yupeng’s nose and cursing:
“What the hell are you talking about? Is that a comedy? How can you call it a comedy? It’s a dirty trick! Nine-stream! Don’t bring shame to the comedy, a good art is letting you spoil it into a collection of clowns …….”
He sounds like he’s got a lot of energy in his voice.
What’s going on?
Li Tiezhu thought, Yue brother comedy how? Rehearsals went wrong? Is this being educated by the senior of the division?
He wanted to get closer, but was stopped by a staff member.
The staff lowered his voice and said: “Tiezhu don’t go over, the big brother of the association is angry.”
Li Tiezhu: “What is the Comedy Association?”
“It’s the Comedy Association.”
“What does that do? What does it do? National establishment?”
“No, it is a group of old generation comics spontaneously formed the association, belongs to the private nature. However, the influence is big, and …… his programme was taken down by the Spring Festival Gala, and the whole Spring Festival Gala only has Yue and their one comic. The old man was angry, and today he specifically ran backstage to scold Brother Yue and Brother Sun.”
“This …… doesn’t shake Bilian’s goods, and the programme group doesn’t care?”
“Hush! Shhh! Keep it down, the director is scheduling, others can not stop ah, this big man thirty years ago on the Spring Festival Gala. He has a big name! He’s got a bad temper!”
“Didn’t you try to persuade him?”
“I did, but it was no use! He said it’s an internal matter of the comedy industry, outsiders can’t interfere.”
The staff was not very old and could tell that they were also biased in favour of Yue Yupeng and the others.
Li Tiezhu smiled, set aside the staff’s hand and said, “I’ll go and have a look, don’t worry, I won’t beat anyone up. OK! You can’t stop me with this body, can you?”
The staff did not continue to block.
Li Tiezhu then came over.
The old man is still angry: “What the hell era? Still engaged in jianghu habits feudal dregs, your parents gave you a name so cheap ah? Said not to use it? Have some face? What can he do, soon a uneducated punk ……”
Yue Yupeng saw Li Tiezhu came, startled, give him a wink to let him go, do not wade into the muddy water.
Li Tiezhu laughed: “Brother Yue, have you eaten?”
Yue Yupeng: “……”
The old gentleman cursed, the bull’s head sprayed: “Who the hell are you? Get out of here, don’t you see me training people?”
Li Tiezhu jumped over and patted Sun Chao’s stomach, “Elephant, you’ve lost weight! Don’t learn from Tao Zi, losing weight is not cute at all.”
The old man said angrily, “Li Tiezhu! Do you still put me in your eyes?”
Isn’t it true that you don’t recognise me?
Heh!
Li Tiezhu looked at the old man, paused, and said, “I don’t know you, so what? Calling me, do you want my signature?”
The old gentleman was so angry that he couldn’t say anything for half a day.
Not far away, the artists and dancers waiting to go on stage to perform couldn’t help but snicker out, Li Tiezhu really top ah!
The ones who laughed the loudest were the pair from Phoenix Legends, who, together with Zhong Hualiang, Yi Xing, Leng Ba, and Zhou Chunyu, performed the song and dance programme Chinese Happiness after Yue Yupeng and Sun Yue’s comedy.
Yi Xing quietly said to Leng Ba, “Will Zhu Zi be alright? That old man is not simple.”
Leng Ba said, “Don’t worry, Zhu Zi has never lost.”
Yi Xing giggled, “Heh heh heh heh …… is also ah.”
Yue Yupeng wiped the corners of his eyes and whispered, “Tiezhu you go, don’t care.”
Sun Chao also nodded to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not leaving, this land is not your family’s.”
The old gentleman said, “Do you know who I am?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know.”
Old gentleman: “I am XXX, thirty years ago I was on the Spring Festival Gala!”
Li Tiezhu: “Never heard of it.”
The old man was about to explode: “I’m the vice president of the Chinese Comedy Association, I educate our young people in the comedy world, so that they can learn well, what’s in your way? Stay where you are. Don’t think that just because you’re a little bit famous, your tail can go up to the sky.”
“It’s quite cool here.”
“You ……”
“Also! My name is Li Tiezhu, and I’m currently the general director of the ‘Joint Organisation for Rigid-Demand for World Comedy and Stand-up Comedy and Other Language Performance Programmes’, or the general director of the ‘World Phase Off Just Group’ for short. On behalf of the organisation, I’ve come to scold the two of them for their recent performance, why are you here to scold them as well?”
“What? What kind of bullsh*t organisation are you?”
“An organisation I built myself and appointed myself as the chief director so that I have the right to manage any actor working on a language programme. By the way, Uncle, you’re a comedian too? I’ll talk to you after I’ve scolded the two of them.”
“What’s an organisation you built yourself? Are you amusing people?”
“Isn’t it always like that? As long as you’re shameless, you can build your own organisation, make yourself an official, and then you can scold people ah! Aren’t you guys like that too? But sorry, you’re China and I’m the world, I’m one level above you! Look! I’m even more shameless than you guys, right?”
“Shameless! Shameless!”
“Thank you for your peers’ jealousy, well, don’t bother me to curse, Yue Yupeng, Sun Chao, you two listen to me!”
Li Tiezhu buttocks to the old gentleman.
Yue Yupeng: “Ah?”
Sun Chao had been dumbfounded, it could still be like this?
The old gentleman was so angry that he nearly rolled his eyes, but he couldn’t say anything more flirty for a while, a bit dumbfounded.
Li Tiezhu crossed his arms and scolded, “Yue Yupeng, Sun Chao, what the hell are you guys talking about comedy? What the hell is your Yun De Society’s comedy? Why are they so funny? Why do you sell tickets so well? Personally, I’m very jealous and hateful because you’ve turned your peers into sh*t! Is it your fault? How can comedy make audiences laugh? How can a small theatre be full? For comedy to make people want to cry, small theatres have to be bankrupt! Otherwise, how can we make this traditional art extinct? You see, the old man is doing a good job, right?”
Old gentleman: “You bully people too much!”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m praising you, of course, don’t be too proud, why do you tell jokes in your comedy?”
The old gentleman brushed his sleeve: “Rubbish! Scum!”
By this time, the surrounding actors couldn’t control their laughter, and more of them gathered around to watch the fun.
Cheng Da Long was among them, in a rather obvious position.
The old gentleman came to Cheng Da Long and said angrily, “You taught a good disciple! Part time sightless compliance ……”
Cheng Da Long scornfully shot the old gentleman a glance, “Eat yo-yo plums?”
Old gentleman: “Huh?”
Cheng Da Long turned away, “Just kidding, I have yo-yo plums, but I won’t give them to you. Heh heh!”
The tart was full of energy.
The old gentleman stumbled on his feet and almost fainted on the spot.
After walking out a few metres, Cheng Dalong shrugged his shoulders in a weird way, the Iron Pillar Method really works well, it’s so damn relieving. Next time, I will use “Do you want to eat yo-yo plums” to dislike Hong Dabao, haha, just thinking about it makes me happy!
On the other hand, Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, who were relieved of the siege, thanked Li Tiezhu, but were full of worries.
Yue Yupeng said, “Zhuzi, you will get yourself into trouble, that person has a high status in the comedy world.”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you stupid? Brother Yue, I’m not a comedian, I’m a singer and actor. Besides, he can be as hard as my master? Don’t look at my master never care about me, really something happened, he is the first to take the blame, ha!”
Then, Li Tiezhu prepared to give Lengba’s jelly, distributed to Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, let them eat for a change, less than a minute to go on stage.
Pick this juncture to disgust people, that respected old artist is also missing a great virtue.
