Li Tiezhu didn’t say anything, you go instead! Hey! You’re sitting down? Starting to drink yoghurt?
Liang Tian: “What are you looking at? Haven’t seen such a beautiful host?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, your bottle is expired, I just saw it.”
LiangTian: “Vomit~Bahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “It didn’t expire, I lied to you. Hahaha ……”
Liang Tian picked up the yoghurt bottle and took a look, it really didn’t expire, how could the programme team take expired yoghurt and put it in the artists’ rest room? If it was worn out, the gold master father would be angry, she only hated herself for being careless.
Unexpectedly, after three years Li Tiezhu can even cheat people.
She rushed up to save to take the pillow on the sofa to hit Li Tiezhu: “Nasty nasty …… filming it, told you to make a fool of me ……”
The pop-up screen is also sighing:
“Screenshot!”
“Screenshot +1.”
“Screenshot of what?”
“Hehehehehehe …… of course it’s a screenshot of Liang Sweet opening her mouth and spitting out milk!”
“Thank you for sending benefits, Brother Serious.”
“A bunch of old colourful bast*rds!”
“Li Tiezhu has changed! He’s changed ……”
“Became even cuter.”
“A serious cheat, so cute.”
“How does this host hit people?”
“They are very familiar, the last time Li Tiezhu participated in this programme, the agent was her.”
After hitting Li Tiezhu a few times, Liang Tian wimped out and stopped, “Are you …… this season’s show, or writing a new song competition?”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “What else? It’s not like I can sing other people’s songs.”
What followed was a week of rehearsal time.
A week later, the day of the competition.
The guests rushed to the TV station by car, the first to arrive was Wu Qingshan, followed by Li Tiezhu.
Wu Qingshan, the lead singer of Soda Strong, and his manager first opened the singer’s rest room, which was the rest room for recording the show, and it was different from the usual place where they rehearsed.
It was empty with three sofas placed inside.
When Wu Qingshan saw Li Tiezhu come in, he immediately got up and greeted him, “Tiezhu, come and advertise!”
Li Tiezhu: “What kind of bullsh*t advertisement?”
He and Wu Qingshan were acquainted with each other, not so much in the Chinese singing world, and the relationship was good because the guy also had brain problems.
Wu Qingshan: “I endorse the classic milk of Heavenly Melody Heavenly Organic, come take a sip.”
Li Tiezhu: “Who in their right mind drinks milk?”
Of course, this part was cut.
The advert begins.
Wu Qingshan: “Tiezhu come take a sip and see if it will turn into heavenly music.”
Li Tiezhu takes a small sip.
Wu Qingshan: “Come sing with me, kites in the sky float in the sky, people on the ground run on the ground~”
Li Tiezhu: “Kites float in the sky, people on the ground run on the ground~”
Wu Qingshan: “It’s really heavenly music! I’ll try a sip too. Gudu~ Tie Zhu, you sing.”
Li Tiezhu: “The left hand points to the moon, the right hand holds the red thread, and 10,000 years of snow falls between the eyebrows ……”
Wu Qingshan: “The left hand points to the moon, the right hand holds the red thread, and snow falls between the brows for 10,000 years …… Wow! I’ve become heavenly too yay! This milk is awesome!”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Liang Tianyi rolled her eyes on the side, this is too fake, you two were originally heavenly music, okay?
Wu Qingshan mother chirped and punched Li Tiezhu: “The two of us like this business blowing each other up, seems to be a little bit bad yeah.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Brother …… this is not a problem of commercial mutual admiration, we are considered fraud, right? I just got down the anti fraud APP two days ago ……”
Wu Qingshan laughed to the east and west, and finally issued a soul kowtow: “So why do you want to down this APP?It is because you think you are very easy to be cheated is not it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… otherwise? This milk of yours, can it enhance intelligence?”
Wu Qingshan shook his head, “Of course it can’t! What are you thinking about you, if it can enhance intelligence, they will find you endorsement ah.”
The words are reasonable!
Unable to refute!
Li Tiezhu also laughed, so why should they look for a psychopath to endorse it?
Wu Qingshan asked again, “You’ve been the keynote speaker for this show, can you impart some experience to me? I’m the keynote speaker this time.”
Li Tiezhu: “So why would you ask for experience from a not-so-smart person?”
Wu Qingshan blinked his eyes, “I …… because we are both psychopaths!”
Li Tiezhu: “No! I’m not! I’m decent.”
“Pfft ……”
Wu Qingfeng and the two brokers laughed, especially Liang Tian, who had the honour of being patronised, laughed the most exaggeratedly, you’re so decent, tsk tsk ……
Afterwards, the duo each returned to their own rest rooms.
The other singers also arrived one after another.
Pop-up:
“Hahaha, my Qing Shan wants to roll his eyes.”
“Qing Shan, you’re such a little wit.”
“Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan, match each other.”
“Hmm???”
“Li Tiezhu isn’t a psychopath, he’s just plain stupid.”
“Qingshan is so cute.”
“Wu meow!”
“Tie Zhu is really dorky.”
“Fraud! This is definitely a scam ……”
“Reported, no thanks.”
Once all seven competing guests had arrived, the new voting rules were announced.
This season would use instant electronic voting during the show and paper voting after the show, with the two types of voting scores superimposed to produce the final rankings for each show.
Liang Tian asked Li Tiezhu, “Did you get it? Tiezhu?”
Li Tiezhu: “Why are you asking? Of course I don’t understand, do you want to explain it to me?”
Liang Tian: “Forget it, you won’t understand it even if you explain it, you can just sing it directly.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right! Serious people who study the rules.”
Liang Tianzhu: “Right! You’re a decent person, you talk about miracles with vigour, pfft ……”
On the other side, Wu Qingshan said, “Aren’t the voting rules for the audience? What’s it got to do with me? It’s not like I’m voting.”
Pop-up: “Wu Qingshan is eight years old, Li Tiezhu is three years old. Identification complete!”
Afterwards, the order of the competition was also announced, this time it was the order set by the programme group itself, without even drawing lots.
Wu Qingshan came out first, followed by Zhang Xin, Escape Plan, Kostov, Li Tiezhu, Qi Yu, and Liu Le.
It can be said that in addition to the crosstalk Wu Qingshan, is in accordance with the seniority status of the singing world to rank, small K because it is crooked, all received a little preferential treatment.
After all, our military tradition of preferential treatment of prisoners.
The next shot, the audience enters, the stage lights are lit.
Wu Qingshan twisted from through the backstage passage, walked onto the stage, but very sophisticated.
The song he sings is called “Swallow’s Nest”, an original but not very popular song that he himself loves.
The song was ethereal and brilliant, fairy-like.
And his vocals and voice, as always, were immensely powerful.
When the interlude sounded, the singers waiting to go on stage, nodded their heads in praise.
Li Tiezhu said, ”This song is so good that ordinary people can’t sing it. His voice is unique in the global music scene.”
Liang Tianyi: “You can sing it, your range should be enough.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head and said, “There are quite a few male singers who can sing this K, but the one who can manage the style and temperament of this song should be unique, I definitely can’t sing this song well. In the singing world, Wu Qingshan is a unique class, his voice, singing style and strength, are different.”
Entering the singing world for five years, Li Tiezhu had seen so much that even a pig was enlightened, so his review was very pertinent.
Pop-up screen:
“Godly singing!”
“Goosebumps are rising.”
“Wu Meow singing on stage is so charming ……”
“Wu Qingshan, punch the duck!”
“You’ve sung into my heart!”
“Entered from above or below?”
“Li Tiezhu is still objective.”
“I think Brother Serious can also sing, it’s just that it should be a different style.”
“Silly Pillar, never knew what jealousy was.”
“A voice that can make Tie Zhu jealous is unique.”
“Don’t compare like this, okay?”
“When Li Tiezhu is strong, no one can beat him!”
“One can only say that Wu Qingshan is unique, while Li Tiezhu is omnipotent.”
“Both are talented.”
After the song was finished, in the face of the audience’s warm applause and cheers, Wu Baxue was a little shy and inexplicably wanted to laugh, just like a little kid being praised by his teacher.
For a while he held back his laughter and pulled out his table book, “Hey …… heavenly voice, heavenly organic …… I have been shaking, haha, gosh! Tiezhu will not, he hosted the season I have seen eh, or Tiezhu you to string good la, hahaha …… too terrible!”
The audience applauded in encouragement.
The guests also laughed in their respective break rooms while speaking out encouragement, although he could not hear.
Li Tiezhu was different, he said, “I’m hosting? If I host, this season will turn into a funny show and a food show again.”
Sister Liang Tian: “If you don’t host, this season won’t turn into a food programme?”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s true ……”
Saying that, he took out two rabbit heads from his backpack, gave one to LiangTian and nibbled on one himself, which Liu Xiaohua vacuumed and sent over from Shudu.
It’s a good thing that although Wu Qingshan is a singer, he also hosted some programmes and is quite experienced, very good at getting the atmosphere going.
“Alright! One more time ha……”
After smoothly reciting the spoken word this time, he began to summon the next competing singer.
Zhang Xin, a singer who had been on the show for many years but had never become a hit, presented a song written for her daughter, “Khan Mountain”.
The song was ethereal and deep, very meaningful.
The pop-ups were all:
“Open mouth kneeling!”
“This is not simple as soon as it comes out!”
“This is an expert.”
“Heavenly voice!”
“How can this kind of voice not be popular?”
“Although I don’t recognise it, it really sounds good!”
Li Tiezhu said, “This song is written in a very advanced way! It’s on the classical side. The singing style is also very skillful, I once had the honour of listening to it. It’s because it’s too advanced that the song isn’t a hit, not many people are willing to listen to it quietly. People like us, who write cheesy songs, instead get more attention …… This is the current state of our singing scene.”
The truth is just, he is now music appreciation is really not low, no longer five years ago that ignorant teenager.
Liang sweet said, “This season a lot of original singers ah!”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Yes, but it’s okay, it’s not like they are original in every issue.”
This was Li Tiezhu’s strong point, having a system was different.
Zhang Xin sang well until the last line, into a half a beat slower, but it didn’t matter anymore, the mood was perfect.
The third one on the stage was the original song “Ten Thousand Sorrows” brought by the creative rock band Escape Plan.
It was a song that was kind of hot.
The vocals were great, but ……
Pop-up: “This leg of the lead singer, I really want to give him a hammer to knock it straight!”
Li Tiezhu was also spitting, “Teacher Mao’s singing just doesn’t work without zigzagging, haha ……”
The fourth person on the show is foreign teenager Little K. Wu Qingshan introduces them with a little bit of effort, as he’s not too familiar with them either.
On the show, Little K was introducing the first song he sang, which was recorded earlier.
He said, “I want to bring a new perception to the Chinese audience, that is, I am not a foreigner, I also like Chinese culture. So, I chose an erhu soundtrack for my masterpiece ‘Wonderful Dilemma’, which is better and more emotional than the original version! It’s thanks to Iain Pella, you know, people all over the world love him and love his songs, and I’m one of his fans …… I’m really, really thankful for this programme, which gives me the opportunity to sing on the same stage as my idol.”
After a VCR, Kostov said:
“Hello China! Hello Aien Pella! This next song is my gift to you guys! I hope you will like it!”
‘Wonderful Dilemma’ was an English song that K sang with ease.
The audience was enthralled.
Pop-up: “This voice can sound pregnant!”
This season, there are so many masters!
Liang Tian: “Gosh it’s so beautiful! But why doesn’t he care about his teeth?”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “Sister, you really don’t understand! Can’t you hear that his teeth are leaking when he sings?”
Liang Tian was stunned, “So the singing is not good?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Good! He sings well, but a lot of the bass is all in his teeth, can’t you hear it? Right, I forgot that you guys don’t have an absolute sense of tone. If the teeth were repaired, he would still need to re-adapt to his singing style and voice, and might never be able to return to such heights as now. So, you guys are used to seeing actors and hosts getting plastic surgery, how many singers get plastic surgery?”
Liang Tian: “I don’t have plastic surgery!”
Li Tiezhu instantly rolled his eyes, but you’ve had a breast augmentation, I only believe in my own hands.
He didn’t say any more, but got up and walked out of the rest room, put on his ear returns, and prepared to take the stage to perform, he was next.
After Kostov stepped off the stage, Wu Qingshan said, “Everyone says I’m only eight years old, thank you! Although I know they are saying that I am silly, but I don’t care, it’s not that I am open-minded, it’s because there are even sillier ones than me, this next singer, his age is only three years old.”
The audience immediately chanted:
“Li Tie Zhu~”
“Serious brother ……”
Wu Qingshan got his prank and laughed: “Wow! Are you all so smart? Knowing that the only singer in this world who is dumber than me! Haha…… he is?”
“Li Sanshou!”
Wu Qingshan was even happier, “Haha ah! He’s going to sing a song today or an ……”
Audience: “An original song!”
Wu Qingshan: “That’s right! I really envy him, even though I also write songs, I can’t be like him, I can write whenever I want, and when I’m not writing songs I can still record variety shows and make films or even play around and just not create at all. I can’t! I’m always racking my brain to write a song, but this three year old, in only half a day’s work, wrote a song that moved me to tears right under my nose ……”
The audience applauded wildly.
Wu Qingshan: “I’m not lying oh! It’s true that I cried, the first time I heard this song, I cried until my eyes swelled up la! Damn Li Sanshou ……”
Audience: “Li Sanshou! Li Sanshou!”
Wu Qingshan: “Aha! I like this name, let’s call him that from now on. This song was written for his deceased mother, I personally like it very much, so I also hope that you can keep quiet during the song and quietly listen to Li Sanshou finish the song. Thank you! Next, we have ……”
Audience: “Li Sanshou!”
