Li Tiezhu: “But he sings superbly, and he often says that music is big and he is small, and that his own small, trivial things are not worth alarming the music. Over the years, he has been leading the way for the development of original music in the Chinese music scene. Personally, I think that both he and Mr Qi Yu, are here to improve the musical taste of our programme, after all, my kind of royal engine taste must be dragging everyone down. Let’s invite the hallowed singing artist, one of my bole, neck teacher Liu Le! To bring you a great song, “Night Curtain.”
Pop-up:
“Good lord, Neck Teacher Liu Le, Neck Le for short?”
“Full marks for comprehension!”
“I f*cking laughed and sprayed all ……”
“Goose goose goose goose ……”
“Teacher Neck?”
“Last year’s ‘Chinese Good Song’ Li Tiezhu has been shouting neck teacher.”
“Li Tiezhu: Neck is like a radish in the ground, as long as you pull it hard, there is always something.”
“Thinking back to the image of pulling necks before.”
“Crap, this all still has to make up for Yehnela ……”
“The national team went down to the countryside to abuse people.”
Liu Le appeared on stage, the whole audience stood up and cheered, in addition, there are still two kneeling on the side of the stage.
We can’t favour one over the other. Qi Yu’s teacher is kneeling, and Liu Le is not kneeling, so it’s not appropriate. What if he’s not happy? You look down on singers without necks? That’s racist, isn’t it?
Night Shade
Covering me
Through the Norwegian forest
Through the bower
……
The whole time, Wu Qingshan was marvelling, by the way, describing his shock to Li Tiezhu, as well as explaining some of the advanced sense of the song, the difficulty of the singing style and so on.
Unfortunately, Li Tiezhu doesn’t understand this at all, and just feels that it’s not too good to listen to.
This is really limited appreciation level.
Liu Le got up and said to the audience: ”Thank you, thank you all …… for being too enthusiastic! You two, still not getting up? Am I going to give you guys the New Year’s money?”
Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan stood up, Wu Qingshan even made a gesture of worship.
Liu Le glared at Li Tiezhu, even Wu Qingshan has been brought down by you, he said to the audience, “This guy Tiezhu is too annoying, I don’t even know what you guys like about him, I propose that today, all of you don’t vote for Li Tiezhu.”
The audience shouted, “Good ……”
Wu Qingshan and Li Tiezhu went on stage, and now both were hosts.
But Li Tiezhu didn’t want to speak, secretly cursing Liu Le in his heart for his neck getting shorter and shorter.
Wu bast*rd was fancy praising Liu Le: “…… In fact, Mr Liu Le is a day and night person, this song ‘Night Curtain’ is the mirror of his life. Isn’t it true that an artist’s inspiration strikes at night? Tie Zhu, are you a night owl?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, night owl I do have one, but I personally do not stay up late: “No! Early to bed and early to rise body is good, like neck teacher life will become him that way …… no neck.”
Liu Le, who walked in the passage, heard Li Tiezhu’s denigration and immediately looked for a camera, pulling his own neck with both hands for the audience to enjoy.
Pop-up screen:
“He’s in a hurry, he’s in a hurry ……”
“The old artist has a strong sense of variety!”
“I didn’t expect you to be this kind of Liu Le.”
“Worthy of being Neck Le!”
Wu Qingshan: “So when do you get inspired to write songs?”
Li Tiezhu said, “When I need to make an album.”
Good guy, just anytime you get inspired.
Wu Qingshan said, “Then we are different! Actually, I’m also someone who doesn’t sleep in the middle of the night, so I should be able to relate to an artist, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “You are the artist.”
Wu Batou shyly squirms: “Nonsense! How am I an artist?”
Li Tiezhu: “Artists are all psychopaths.”
Wu Qingshan: “Then in that case, you are also an artist eh.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
This is not good to refute, after all, Li Tiezhu himself is not normal.
Wu Qingshan said, “Haha, let’s give our applause to Teacher Liu Le again, and finally I have a wish. This season, why don’t we just let Li Sanyou be the host with me, in that case, we’ll be eleven years old together. Does everyone think that’s good?”
The audience immediately applauded, screwing things up was certainly good.
Li Sanshou: “No! In this way, on average, both of us are less than five years old.”
Eight-year-old Wu: “It’s 5.5 years old, you’re not good at counting.”
Li Tiezhu froze: “No, anyway! You are the host selected by the programme team, this is your opportunity and challenge, don’t think of escaping and retreating, be brave and go forward. A true warrior dares to face up to a miserable life, you have to be responsible for yourself. Can’t pull me to help you share …… unless the notice fee is split in half.”
The audience laughed, asking for money is okay?
Wu Qingshan: “It doesn’t matter, you can have all the money from being a host, you’ll donate them all anyway, so I’ll consider it a good deed. Then it’s a deal!”
Li Tiezhu: “Eh? Why does it feel like I’m being set up.”
Wu Qingshan: “Alright, that’s it for today’s competition, thank you viewers, let’s go backstage and wait to see the rankings, hopefully it’s not last place. You guys, did you vote for one? Hmph!”
Li Tiezhu hated sissies in his life, but Wu Qingshan was an alternative, probably because of his similar mental age.
Wu Qingshan: “Tiezhu, do you want to pamper yourself and pull votes?”
Li Tiezhu: “Serious people never pamper themselves.”
Wu Qingshan: “Humph! I’m angry ……”
After saying that, he left.
Li Tiezhu said to the audience, “It’s also because my temper has changed for the better in the past two years, otherwise, I’d have punched a boing monster like him.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu also got off the stage and headed for the backstage.
Wu Qingshan first came to the big rest room to shake hands with the other guests and commercially compliment each other.
Li Tiezhu followed in, ignored them, went to the side and plucked out a box of pickled pepper flavoured instant noodles, turned around and asked, “Anyone want instant noodles?”
The crowd was dumbfounded, recording the programme you eat instant noodles?
Oh, Li Tiezhu, that’s fine. You can do whatever you like, who dares to care about you?
No one answered him, Li Tiezhu made a bucket of his own, walked over and sat on the side of the crowd, took the programme’s billboard covered with instant noodles, dazed.
The others were still poking fun at Wu Baxue.
Wei Jia: ”Isn’t Qing Shan super nervous today? We’re all so afraid that your teleprompter card will fall off, we’ve never seen it shaking so much.”
Wu Qingshan nodded his head repeatedly, “Tough I was smart and caught Tiezhu.”
Village Chief: “Highly clever! He never knew what nervousness was, look, we recorded the programme and he soaked instant noodles.”
Liang Tian: “Right! He also took the sponsor billboard and pressed the instant noodles.”
Wu Qingshan: “So, is Li Sanshou a crowd pleaser? Even his own ‘manager’ is spitting on him.”
Liang Tianyi eh’d a bit and found Li Tiezhu glaring at her, so she stuck out her tongue in fear and hurriedly found a way to live for herself:
“No, what I mean is that my family Tie Zhu has a special sense of variety, the bubble noodles are to ease everyone’s tension, taking a billboard to cover the bubble noodles is to get the audience’s attention, and by the way, there is also a wave of adverts, the old awesome.”
The crowd laughed out loud, this female host is full of desire to survive.
The village chief helped to relieve the situation, saying, “Brother Le also said that with Tie Zhu in our programme, we will have ratings. However, Teacher Liu Le’s favourite guest is Little K, and the one he praises the most is also him. Young and handsome, unique voice, great singing skills, and so on.”
Kostov immediately folded his hands in respect.
Liu Le: “You also know the Chinese erhu? The arrangement is great, and the singing is also very good!”
Little K smiled and nodded, “Thank you! Erhu is my favourite oriental instrument, I used to love it when I listened to ‘East Wind Break’, so, I tried it this time.”
Liu Le: “Oh, you’ve also listened to Tie Zhu’s songs?”
Little K: “I’m a fan of his, and I super like Ai En Pei La, that’s why I came to China.”
Their entire English dialogue, Li Tiezhu could not understand, and ran to the side to get a few ham sausages over, distributed one by one, everyone did not want, just Wu Qingshan asked for two directly eat up.
Audience pop-up: “My brother Zhu didn’t say a word and stole all the drama. He is the BUG of the entertainment industry!”
Then Liu Ye, the host who changes his face in a year, strung out the adverts.
After finishing, Li Tiezhu said, “Finally, it’s time for an exciting moment – Teacher Hongbo’s drinking time.”
The singers laughed out loud, and the stunt was too much to get through.
Wei Jia said, “No one can figure out Teacher Hong Bo’s routine, every time there is a new trick, this year ……”
The staff quickly winked at him.
Wei Jia closed his voice and almost leaked the question.
Next, the singers and managers returned to their respective small rest rooms.
A voice came from the TV screen, “Next, we reveal the ranking of the competition for this period.”
Everyone froze:
“Is it directly announced like this?”
“No more water?”
“Does Inuyasha not have a card?”
“Thousand Years Old Mountain: yes, you have no poker face.”
Zhang Xin was amused, copying his hand with an indifferent face, “How do you announce it? With this loudspeaker? Can’t you be more considerate?”
On the TV screen, an old man with a worrying amount of hair appeared, yes, it was none other than Teacher Hong Bo.
“This is the ‘Singer’ broadcasted by Heavenly Melody Heavenly Organic’s Classic Organic Milk holiday title ……”
Li Tiezhu picked up the remote control board.
Drop!
Turned off the TV.
Liang sweet dumbfounded all, looking at Li Tiezhu: “What are you doing?”
Li Tiezhu got up and walked out, “Who is a serious person to watch this stuff? I’ll make noodles.”
Pop-up:
“Xiu’er! Is that you?”
“Li Tiezhu: Yes it’s none other than Ben Xiu!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“I Nima, Hong Bo said this wave of operation is very slick.”
“Serious brother is really serious.”
“The old man laughed YUE ……”
“Really want to laugh me to death to inherit my hair chant?”
Li Tiezhu has arrived at the big rest room downstairs, holding the bubble noodles, first drink a mouthful of soup, gorgeous.
The other singers are still watching Hong Bo pretend.
“Now it’s time for the most apprehensive moment for the singers again, and that is ……”
Wu Qingshan spat, “That’s the time for Teacher Hong Bo to drink water.”
Hong Bo: “What about this time, your nouns are not revealed by me, but you yourselves, open the envelope to know your nouns for this competition.”
Qi Yu said, “Ah! He’s torturing them one by one, it used to be group torture.”
Instructions came from the TV, “Please ask singer Wu Qingshan to go to the competition stage.”
The other singers waited in the small room, then they heard a gasp.
Wu bast*rd: “Awwwwwww! You scared me, why are you here? Three years old why are you eating instant noodles here? Shouldn’t you be in your room watching the TV to reveal the rankings?”
Li Tiezhu’s voice rang out, “Who in their right mind watches that stuff? I’ll switch off the TV.”
Wu Qingshan: “But, they said on TV that I should go to the competition stage. Take the envelope and look at your ranking.”
Li Tiezhu sucked on his bubble noodles and said, “That’s up to you, I’m not going anyway, I’ll wait for Teacher Hongbo to deliver it to me personally.”
“You’re so arrogant! I like it so much! But I’m not as dashing as you, say, what flavour of instant noodles do you have? It smells so good, can you make one for me?”
“Go ahead, I’ll make it for you.”
“Thanks three-year-old! So who, switch off the TV, I’m not going back later.”
As a result, more singers came out of the room and watched Li Tiezhu eating noodles on the first floor, revealing confused expressions …… Can it still be like this?
Li Tiezhu took another bucket of pickled pepper flavoured instant noodles and gave it to Wu Baxue, and then, continued to eat pickled noodles, eating a thief.
“Ai En Pei La @￥%&*￥#……”
Little K gabbled half a day.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t understand, and directly threw him a box of instant noodles up.
Little K even said, “Crab, crab ……”
Most singers, or honestly go back to the house to continue to watch live TV, only Zhang Xin turned off the TV, put on an eye mask in the house to make up sleep, muttered: “That is, serious people who look at the contraption ah, not as good as drinking water it ……”
On the other side, the camera close-up to the well sweet mineral water and a cup, the camera pulls away, Hong Bo sat next to him and said, “Welcome Aoyama, I like your work ‘Swallow’s Nest’……”
Then Hong Bo takes a sip of water and introduces the rules, two sets of envelopes, one with the singer’s name inside the ranking, and one with the competing ranking inside the singer’s name.
This is very exciting.
Wu Qingshan asked, “Can you only pick one, or can you pick both?”
Hong Bo takes a sip of water.
Wu Qingshan: “If you keep drinking water like that, I’m afraid that three years old will beat you up.”
Hong Bo choked, “Cough cough …… click …… first choose the name you feel, then choose your own name. What kind of grade do you think you will be?”
Wu Qingshan: “I just said I guess sixth.”
So Wu Qingshan opens the envelope for sixth, and he’s not sixth. Then he opened the envelope of his own name, with a surprised face, second place, Wu bast*rd was so happy that he almost fell down.
Then he was placed in a row of chairs next to him and couldn’t go back.
Wu Qingshan: “Eh? Can’t go back? My bubble noodles ……”
Hong Bo: “What kind of instant noodles?”
“Tie Zhu made me instant noodles, he’s still waiting for me to go back.”
Hong Bo takes a sip of water, “Don’t care about the instant noodles, here’s Kostov heading to the competition stage ……”
K came with dry noodles, he crumbled them all up, sprinkled them with flavour packets and tossed them together, sharing the deliciousness with his manager. It was something he had seen in “Fark! Primitive” that he had seen, the way Aien Pella and the others ate their instant noodles, it was said to be delicious, and when he tried it, it was super tasty.
Although it was delicious, it couldn’t hide the sound of Kostov’s teeth chattering and cackling.
This is the reason why he likes Li Tiezhu, generally people with bad mental quality will be especially pink Li Tiezhu this kind of brainless brave.
Little K made no secret of the fact that he liked Aien Pella’s performance the most because he gave him delicious bubbly noodles.
He picked 7th place first, not him, and he placed 4th.
Kostov took his seat.
Hong Bo took a sip of water and said, “I would like to invite the third guest, Li Tie Zhu, to the competition stage.”
Wu Sanshou: “Pfft ……”
Little K: “Box box box box box box box ……”
Even the staff on the side couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Hong Bo was at a loss, what was he laughing at?
