Next, Wu Qingshan brought a song called “Later on Us” and after singing it, he pretended that he was in a bad mood and asked Li Tiezhu to continue hosting. The song was sung by him to his deceased father, so the audience gave him understanding.
But Li Tiezhu does not understand, last week I sang a song written to my mother, was pulled by you to host, the reason is also you meow bad mood.
Today still come to this trick?
No way.
So, Li Tiezhu caught him back, the goods pretend to cry, Li Tiezhu pressed him on the edge of the stage tickling, tickling him to laugh out of tears, this is the teleprompter card stuffed to him, he walked to the backstage.
Wu Qingshan is still so girly, the first sentence on the stage is: “Hate it! Three years old is still so rough ……”
The pop-ups have run off the rails, with all sorts of **** floating by.
Then, Qi Yu brought “Is It Love” and Liu Le sang “Love for a Lifetime”.
The seven guests bidding for the end of the show, all came to the rest area backstage, very nervous, this period will be eliminated by a singer.
In this instalment, Li Tiezhu didn’t mess up again, and Hong Bo was able to announce the results in a smooth and appetising manner.
There was no doubt about the ending, Escape Plan came in seventh place for both issues.
Elimination.
Before coming, Song Zhu’er gave Li Tiezhu said, this issue is to eliminate people, it is best to make the first half of the period to make a strong work, done the second half of the period as far as possible do not say anything.
Lest you offend people, offend other people’s fans.
The occasion of people being eliminated, it is indeed inappropriate for you to play a good game here.
In the past, Li Tiezhu was definitely unable to understand, but with two children, Li Tiezhu has more or less matured by one drop, and only one drop.
Therefore, the second half of the second phase of the programme, apart from the suspense of elimination, there was not much to see.
After recording the programme, everyone once again took the car back to the hotel.
As a matter of course, all the guests politely went to comfort the eliminated Escape Plan and then went back to their respective houses to rest.
Liu Xinran, the programme manager of Escape Plan, was very lost, carrying expensive red wine and pulling Liang Tian, once again came to Li Tiezhu’s room to look for him to drink.
Li Tiezhu is speechless, there is an addict.
Well, anyway, as a courtesy, you invite me to drink foreign wine, I invite you to drink yoghurt.
The next day, Li Tiezhu packing luggage, to return to Kyoto 挼娃, but received a phone call from Song Zhu’er, said that there is a temporary task to Li Tiezhu to go to the duty.
In other words, Li Tiezhu must finish recording the programme before he can go back to 挼娃, Daoxin collapsed.
Little Xue ah! I miss you so much.
Ice! Rolling!
Because the first few episodes of Xiangnan Channel’s “Chinese Restaurant” collapsed this year, with no ratings to speak of, and also losing fans and attracting blacks, the show’s team discussed and asked Li Tiezhu to go and help pull in a wave of ratings and critical acclaim.
Originally, the show had no intention of inviting Li Tiezhu at all, they didn’t even like Li Tiezhu to go because a certain face artiste didn’t like it and was disliked.
Both of his families had been disliked by Li Tiezhu, the tragic kind.
But the show has already aired four times, miserable, and had to find a way to make up for it, or …… there might not be a sixth season.
When a group of directors were at a loss, on the contrary, the director of “Chinese Restaurant”, Huang Daming, who disliked Li Tiezhu the most, proposed to invite Li Tiezhu to be a guest.
The directors naturally agreed, in fact, they all wanted Li Tiezhu to be the shop manager, but the capital did not agree.
However, is Li Tiezhu so good to invite?
Song Zhu’er directly knocked the bar …… twelve million, one period! Still after tax.
You have to know that the top domestic variety show curator, but only seven or eight million a period, this is still before taxes. Li Tiezhu is also about five or six million, which is close to seven million for two years. But the price that Song Zhu’er proposed, that is directly doubled ah.
In fact, Song Zhu’er is trying to disguise the refusal, she also knows that programme and Li Tiezhu eight incompatible.
But I didn’t expect that Boss Huang actually patted it down and agreed to it, so I guess he must have something in mind.
Since his wife rely on variety show red, he himself also want to rely on variety show solid curiosity, after all, in the past two years his TV series and film that is a film a paste one, popularity is declining year by year, just he has long since from the star into the capital, the decline in popularity does not have much impact.
However, his first attempt at variety was to show love with his wife on a variety show, disgusting and vomiting a group of loyal viewers of the programme.
Later on, he took over the baton of “Chinese Restaurant” and directly made the head variety show into a third-rate variety show.
Although Li Tiezhu does not like “Chinese Restaurant”, but for the sake of money, go just go, anyway, I go is their heart weak, not my embarrassment.
In order to save up for Xiao Xue’s dowry!
Punch the duck!
Speaking of which, Li Tiezhu has recorded so many Xiangnan Channel shows over the years, and several times they have been temporary rescues and additions to the show with fantastic results. Including but not limited to “Mushroom House”, “Chinese Restaurant”, “I am the Singer”, “Real Men” and “Ha! Farmer”.
Some people within Xiangnan Channel already said that Li Tiezhu was the legendary Papa Li.
In the evening of the second day, Li Tiezhu came to Guiling, “Chinese Restaurant” can not go abroad this year, are recorded in the country, it is said that there are a total of three recording locations, each location to record four periods.
Li Tiezhu came to participate in the seventh period, is considered the middle of the programme.
As a matter of fact, if early expected that the group of resident guests can not hold up the scene, it should have been in the early stage of the invitation to Li Tiezhu to come to this juncture, Li Tiezhu can do is also limited.
However, it is not important to Li Tiezhu, that is 12 million after tax ah!
The first price of the Chinese variety show industry, not the kind of money, yo.
It is also because of this strangely high price, so that Song Zhu’er decided to persuade Li Tiezhu to participate, anyway, are to abuse people, the column will not be aggrieved.
And once this price, Li Tiezhu is the first person in today’s variety industry, in fact, it should have been a long time ago.
That night, Huang Daming and Ning Xia, the two big shots, met Li Tiezhu at the hotel and had dinner, it was not pleasant, after all, they could not talk, but they also reached a consensus to record the next programme properly.
Ning Xia was very happy, thinking that Li Tiezhu was really talented in variety arts.
But Huang Daming was not happy, he knew that Li Tiezhu’s so-called recording properly was to dislike it with all his might, and he was a little bit weak.
Li Tiezhu wasn’t so stupid anymore and said, “Actually, don’t you guys think that this season’s programme is but a little something? It’s that you two are too flat, you owe to dislike, as long as the two of you are disliked in place, the audience will naturally like it.”
Slightly higher emotional intelligence, Li Tiezhu still had half a sentence left unsaid – both of you are the type that works and owes, if you don’t dislike both of you, will the audience be able to enjoy it?
The sense of variety, really has nothing to do with IQ IQ, Li Tiezhu is very thorough.
After the meal, Huang Daming left first.
Auntie Ningxia is also ready to invite Li Tiezhu to drink, Li Tiezhu politely refused, I understand the old aunties set, but I am really holy as Buddha.
Not Xiangnan Taiwan those two chicks are too able to juice, Li Tiezhu inventory is still quite a lot, just to this appreciation does not come.
Into this circle, Li Tiezhu inevitably become bad, really too easy.
As you remember, the old auntie who came to the old auntie kneeling goddess big tongue to play said that many female artists in the circle are not locking the door, as you arrive, and even more powerful is that there are three major self-sucking doors, you do not go in to suck you in, respectively, Ningxia, Xu Yin and Auntie Qiao, Mimi sister counts half.
And these first two, because the suction is too fierce, is the face of the big tongue play are afraid to get close to the existence.
In fact, Mimi is also very fierce, just after encountering the iron pillar began to become taste tricky just, eating grass is better than starving.
She was a ruthless person before, the video circulated out are not afraid of, what? There is a mole on the collarbone as a proof? I’ll light this mole! What? Liu Tian Xian pressed me and made the director slap me? I dragged Liu Tian Xian to Tie Zhu to take revenge ……
The last time the Shu Du battle, Yang Mi can not be less bullying Liu Yifei, this is the deep hatred of the year.
Therefore, Li Tiezhu politely declined the invitation of Auntie Ningxia, cleaned up and went back to the dormitory to take a bath and sleep.
Serious people who play with old aunts ah?
It would be better to summon the two hostesses of Xiangnan station by phone.
Li Tiezhu was so pure and flawless that he didn’t even dream all night and slept until dawn, then went for a run, then had breakfast and waited for the recording of the programme.
The recording of Chinese Restaurant had already begun, and the resident guests were Huang Daming, Ning Xia, Zhou Yuhua, Anna, Ding Fake, and Tanji Jian, who all seemed to be some famous people, but together they were quite the crotch pullers.
Huang Daming, Ning Xia and Zhou and not to mention, these three belong to the type of nothing, Zhou and better like to do, but will not do hard to do.
Anna is a big brand Huami, that is, Li Tiezhu’s favourite brand home princess, from the business circle suddenly drop entertainment circle, it is said to be for fun, can not understand, anyway, from Li Tiezhu’s point of view, her face value and emotional intelligence are not suitable for mixing with the entertainment circle, with Li Tiezhu a nature of the alternative.
Tanji Jian belongs to the typical idol love beans, but the popularity is not so full, the works are almost nothing, belong to the typical barely mixed.
Ding false is more powerful, this guy is a jitterbug debut of the net red, the heat is extremely high, and is thought to be Tibetan, talent is more partial, not very suitable for the entertainment industry, but the bias of the red, but also is quite a good thing.
This is Li Tiezhu’s one-sided view, other people can not only Ding false line, mainly because this is the hometown, hey.
While cooking in the morning, Anna, Tanji Ken and Zhou again are all calling their mums for advice.
The crew flashbacks to the trio’s earlier conversation.
Cho Aka: “What are we doing today? Make a s**t!”
Tanji Ken: “I can ask about the smell of sour asparagus on me every night when I go to bed.”
Anna, not to be outdone, “Me too then, I can smell my injured onions every day, all chopped up.”
This time the show has changed to a new twist, with six people, in threes, taking turns to be the main chef, and the other three being the relatively unoccupied helpers.
The reason for this is that …… all of them can’t f*cking cook.
The old cooking woman Ning Xia began her performance: “Look at my flowers, how beautiful and splendid, do you have a vase? To gracefully stick them in a vase to display their beauty is not a waste of life.”
Ding False is also a straightforward Chinese man from Sichuan, although the ethnicity is different, but as raw as Li Tiezhu: “Vase? No, from the moment you cut them, they are already dead, even if they hit the vase, they are just zombies.”
Ningxia: “You won’t have a vase, you said you don’t like flowers.”
Ting Fake: “I like flowers, but I only like flowers that grow by the river and on the grass, flying in the wind, not dismembered hothouse flowers.”
Ningxia: “Hey ……”
Without any self-awareness of being offended, Ding Fake floated over to him.
Ning Xia: “See how you like it a little bit after I laid it out like that? Don’t force it.”
Ding Fake’s skin was slightly darker, and the corners of his mouth twitched, “Hey ……”
“If you don’t like it, say you don’t like it.”
“Oh, don’t like it.”
“You can say it politely.”
“Very, very dislike, they have no roots.”
“You’re so philosophical!”
“Hello cruelty.”
“Erm ……”
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu hasn’t come yet, but it seems like he’s already here.”
“Ding Fake is good.”
“Suddenly I feel like Ding False is the handsome version of Li Tiezhu, so cute.”
“Real and forthright, a bit like Tie Zhu.”
“It’s just that Ding Fake doesn’t have Tie Zhu’s musical talent, but still cute.”
“Are all Xichuan men this attractive?”
“Of course!”
“Bah ……”
“Hahaha, looking forward to Tie Zhu and Ding Fake’s encounter.”
“The two are of comparable age and from the same hometown, it should be interesting.”
“Will there be a fight?”
Ning Xia asked Ding Fake, “Do you want to come water the flowers? Cultivate a feeling for the flowers?”
Ding Fake: “It just feels …… like spraying a corpse with formalin.”
Ning Xia was so disliked that she shut herself up on the spot.
The pop-up screen frantically called, Xichuan Hanzi is majestic!
Then, Li Tiezhu arrived.
Eating his favourite snail powder, he walked in with a big turd wafting special effects all the way.
Ningxia: “Ouch mummy! I thought it was that who cooked snail powder again, so it’s you! Tiezhu you can not eat before coming in?”
Ting Fake Le said, “Brother! You’ve come a long time ago.”
Xichuan snow area Tibetans will wonderful version of the Xichuan language, their pronunciation with their own characteristics, but thought with the Xichuan dialect is the same.
Li Tiezhu also knew Ding False, they often interacted on Jitterbug and said, “Have you eaten yet? I still have snail powder in my car.”
Ding False: “Eaten eaten, just a little want to drink soup.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hammer! I eat instant noodles and noodles just to drink soup, don’t even think about it!”
Ding false smashed his mouth: “I’ll get a say, hey ah, say which did not drink an instant noodle soup like, hey, Campsis …….”
Li Tiezhu: “Sucking …… ha!”
Ding false: “Gudu ~”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey …… well say not greedy?”
Ding Fake: “This paragraph deleted ha! Delete! Seriously affect my le image.”
Ningxia fiddled with the flowers, said to Li Tiezhu: “You like flowers, right? Give you, put it in your caravan, and fragrant and beautiful.”
Li Tiezhu: “Caravan? Caravan? You have a caravan? Evolution ah! Last season you lived in a shop, but this season you’re living in a caravan?”
Ding Fake was a bit vain and turned around and slipped away.
Ningxia: “What’s wrong with an RV? Isn’t it normal?”
Ting Fake rolled over and went to the shop manager, Huang Daming, saying that Ningxia had let slip the story about the guests living in a caravan.
Huang Daming forced himself to calm down and said, “Don’t worry, Tie Zhu is just a jerk, I’ll just go and suppress him.”
Ding false believe, follow Huang Daming together over.
Huang Daming crossed his arms and shouted, “Tie Zhu, why didn’t you say anything when you came? As the shop manager, I didn’t even know, do you know that the kitchen is busy cooking? What are you doing here without going to help? Go quickly, I don’t want to see you slacking off a second time.”
Ting False’s face changed, something wasn’t right!
So, he quietly should have switched camps and came behind Li Tiezhu, saying, “Store manager, how can you bully the guest of honour? How can you bully my idol?”
Huang Daming:”……”
Li Tiezhu raised his eyes and looked at Huang Daming, “You guys are asking me to cook?”
Huang Daming wimped out in seconds, afraid of losing even more face on the show, he immediately changed his mind and said, “Wrong! We are asking you to supervise and guide, this side please, go with me to guide the gang of new chefs …… is simply disgraceful, I don’t even want to talk about it, Brother Zhu, this period of the dishes will be handed over to you, you feel free to train and scold!”
Huang Daming brought Li Tiezhu into the kitchen, secretly patting his chest, good old man agitation, damn, almost sold by Ding false.
You guys are old folks, ah! Wait and see!
