Wang Zhengyu said, “Well, we are now driving to the northeast.”
Chen Chichu: “More or less rash ah, driving to the northeast seriously?”
Deng Chao: “Where the hell is outside?”
Deer Hani: “Suhang, we came by motorbike, know.”
Li Tiezhu is honest: “It takes a few days to drive to the northeast?”
Wang Zhengyu: “It’s an hour away.”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you a car is a rocket? I’ve studied geography.”
Crowd: “Hahaha ……”
After a while, Li Tiezhu reacted, “Ah, I see, we’re not really going to the northeast right?”
Chen Chichi and Deng Chao mercilessly scoffed, Peng Yu Chang snickered, but laughed the hardest.
Deer Hani mercifully rubbed Li Tiezhu’s head, “Silly child, this is not something you need to think about, just be happy and alive.”
The other three laughed madly once again.
Chen Chichu: “One silly pillar, one silly roe deer, hahaha ……”
Deng Chao: “The point is, the silly elk is still comforting the silly pillar.”
Peng Yu Chang’s face was muddled with laughter, his magical laughter filled the entire carriage.
Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and held them in his hands.
Peng Yu Chang immediately stopped laughing: “Brother Zhu I was wrong!”
The attitude was unusually correct.
At this time, the programme team began to give each of them a set of military coats, and deliberately turned the air conditioning to the lowest temperature.
“Old Zhang drove to the northeast and crashed! The hit-and-run driver went rogue and ran away! Thanks to a northeasterner, sent to the hospital for five stitches, well!”
Li Tiezhu put on his coat and sang the song …… cheap.
Coupled with the fact that Li Tiezhu is now too rich in intellectual value, he bought it.
Deer Hani: “New song?”
Li Tiezhu: “Anon!”
Deng Chao: “You guys who are creative, do you write songs with your mouths open? It seems a bit unserious.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then what else?”
Deng Chao: “……”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
Deer Hani: “I’m going to sing this song for fun. Your northeastern language is very smooth!”
Fat Deer tube Li Tiezhu want a song, never beat around the bush, anyway, the column basically responded to his request.
Li Tiezhu said, “Because there is a northeasterner in our dormitory.”
That was quite reasonable.
So the car turned into a chorus.
“Old Zhang invited him to have a meal, drink less he did not do, he said …… Our Naga are all northeasterners, our Naga abound in gorgonians, our Naga pigs and stewed vermicelli ……”
“Shuang Nier on sauerkraut!”
In the middle of the song, the car drives out of the city into the countryside, passing a pond.
Pop-up:
“Isn’t song writing just opening your mouth?”
“Li Tiezhu’s song, should be included in the Royal Engine.”
“Li Zhixuan a northeasterner, accent with biased quarters three Xichuan people?”
“This pond is so familiar!”
“Xu Shan scrambled to fish that pond ah!”
“What does it have to do with Halogen Egg?”
“Halogen egg’s title came from here ah, Li Tiezhu to wash and polish his hair.”
“It’s not a mushroom house, is it?”
“Fake, right?”
“It’s really a mushroom house ……”
“What’s the situation?”
“It’s not out of character for Wang A-Fang to bring the Four Ha team to Mushroom House, is it?”
“He did both programmes.”
Soon the car stopped, Peng Yu Chang as cannon fodder was the first to be pushed out of the car by the four old members, Pang Pang was nervous, but suddenly his expression became extraordinarily wonderful, he did not expect to come back in his lifetime.
Snowflakes fluttering north wind, the sky and the earth are pale ……
In the background music of the programme, a flurry of big snowflakes drifted down.
Peng Yu Chang shouted, “Brother Zhu, eh come and see, where you castrated the pig.”
Li Tiezhu was the second to get off, “Really? Lying to your dad, right? Hey, crikey!”
The others also came down.
Peng Yu Chang pointed to a house not far away and said, “Over there is the house where Brother Zhu castrated the pig, I remember that the guest of honour had Song Zhu’er and whoever Zheng Yan Zi.”
Several people climbed up the steps with big snowflakes and pushed the door in.
Deng Chao: “It’s really sloppy.”
Deohani points to the courtyard, “What’s that?”
A wigwam made of foam, white, with three words Changbai Mountain written on it.
Hardcore Northeast!
Chen Chi Chi straight covered his face, “This is no longer a matter of hasty or not, comrades, this is a fraud!”
Li Tiezhu: “How about calling 96110?”
Chen Chi Chi: “What is that?”
Li Tiezhu: “Anti-fraud Centre phone ah.”
Chen Chi Chi: “What the hell anti-fraud phone report? You’re not that b*tch Su Ye.”
Pop-up:
“It’s really a mushroom house!”
“Suddenly remembered the image of Serious Brother castrating a pig!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Good lord, Fantasy Link.”
“Fraud, definitely fraud.”
“What the hell? The same director for both programmes?”
“Not only is it the same director, the team is the same.”
“Coming to the Mushroom House, Li Tiezhu’s combat power automatically tripled.”
“Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng went home.”
After seeing the overly realistic Changbai Mountain, several people turned around, with Peng Yu Chang leading the way.
“This place I’ve lived with Brother Zhu for a long time, I went to shoot Wind Dogs, Brother Zhu helped me substitute for many periods.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Yes, that was the only season I was resident in the mushroom house for the second season.”
Chen Chichu: “Mushroom house ah! I didn’t come that season.”
Pang Yu Chang said, “Really? That should be the only mushroom house that Old Uncle Mushroom House hasn’t been to, right?”
Chen Chichu: “Seems like it, then this trip will make up for it!”
The courtyard wall is hung with northeastern landscape paintings, just as the northeast, is also perfunctory enough, the courtyard corner there is also a man and a woman wearing a big flower coat posing as a northeastern silver. One is a female staff member of the working group, and the other is the assistant director Hsi.
The most tragic is the H and O who are forced to operate, the two goods were put on the moose clothes, which says moose.
Deer Hani walked over: “What’s the meaning of these two puppies?”
Pang Yu Chang: “Sit! H sit!”
H ignored him and turned around and ran to Li Tiezhu’s face to do congratulations, O also ran over on his bum.
Deer Hani: “Eh? It knows you guys?”
Peng Yu Chang: “Know ah, H and O, didn’t you meet them when you came to the mushroom house?”
Deer Ha Ni: “But you’ve been in every season of Mushroom House, why are the two of them more familiar with the pillar?”
Pang Yu Chang had a straight face, “They’re most afraid of Teacher Huang and Pillar because they’re always obsessed with dog meat hot pot.”
Deer Hani: “Hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground 挼H：”Tsk!H伙食开得不错嘛，越来越肥美了……”
O ower escaped, not caring about her husband’s safety.
Chen Chi Chi came over: “male elk female elk? Silly elk go over and stand in the middle, just a family of three.”
The gazebo had been temporarily transformed into a northeastern dirt bed, however, the swing on the side was still there.
Li Tiezhu made the swing with his own hands.
From this season onwards, the swing had almost become the standard for every season of Mushroom House.
Pop-up: “Wow, the swing that Brother Zhengjing made for Tiehouwa is still there!”
The five people sat on the bed.
Peng Yu Chang was surprised, “Brother Zhu, look, the heart shape in the paddy field is still there, we got it back then.”
Li Tiezhu: “You also know it was back then, the rice has changed several crops, how can it still be there? It’s just that every year, the rice imitates the heart pattern we made. It looks like this place should be changed into a B&B, just like the Primitive House.”
When Peng Yu Chang thought about it, it was also right.
Wang Zhengyu said perfunctorily, “Well, welcome to the Northeast, ah.”
Crowd: “That’s it?”
The screen turned, and the programme played the beauty of the Northeast in a serious manner, “Welcome to the Northeast, where there is not only the first snow in the northernmost part of the country and the first ray of sunshine in the easternmost part of the country, but it also has 1,090,000 square kilometres of black land ……”
Pop-up:
“Forcing the Northeast?”
“Is this good? This is not good.”
“Haha mushroom house?”
“Crosstalked.”
“It’s not necessary.”
“Suno: Reported, someone’s scamming.”
“Yuck! You whistleblower.”
“This Tohoku is too realistic, almost old me believed it.”
“Watching this programme requires a sense of conviction ……”
Several guests in the programme have been numb, after all, it’s a four-ha, so it’s right to be perfunctory.
Wang Zhengyu briefly explained that he couldn’t go to the northeast because of the epidemic, so he temporarily made do.
Then, start playing the game.
Five so-called northeastern specialities were brought up, watermelon, silkworm pupa, big stick bone, garlic and an apple.
Deer Hani was shocked by the silkworm pupa in front of him.
Eating in order, Li Tiezhu was in front of a garlic, the programme team seemed to look down on him a bit. Peng Yu Chang was last, peeling the apple, the skin could not be broken.
Deng Chao: “Wait a minute! I think there’s a trap.”
Chen Chichu: “Isn’t it obvious enough? Still need to feel it?”
Teng Chiu: “I’m asking who can peel an apple? And not stop?”
The other three spoke in unison, “Tie Zhu! Could it be you?”
Deng Chao: “Tie Zhu, are you sure it won’t break?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I can peel you a metre and a half long and the skin won’t break, but the problem is, I think it’s simply my turn to peel and you guys will be full.”
Chen Chichu: “Hahahahaha ……”
Dengchao: “What does it mean?”
Deer Hani: “It means that we can’t finish the front one, so you should quickly stop talking nonsense and let Chichi start eating the watermelon.”
So, Chen Chi-Chi began to ignite, holding a watermelon and jumping.
Started ……
choked on the first bite.
Deng Chao and Deer Hani urged Chen Chichi to eat quickly.
Peng Yu Chang is responsible for the output of magical laughter, come to this show, he is here to dub, perfect for the name of this show Hahahahahahaha.
Li Tiezhu is secretly tearing the big stick bone in front of Deng Chao and eating it, it smells good.
Shhh~
“Next.”
Deer Hani: “Let’s fail, right? I abstain!”
Deng Chao: “Right!”
Peng Yu Chang: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Chen Chi-Chi was furious: “Just now one urged me to eat faster, sweeping the watermelon with my face, but as a result, you guys abstained after I finished eating? Tiezhu, you say there is no such reason?”
Li Tiezhu stuffed a mouthful of big stick bone meat: “Ah? #￥@%&*……”
Chen Chichu: “Doesn’t matter ……”
Then change position, Peng Yu Chang eat watermelon, Chen Chichih eat silkworm chrysalis, deer Hani stick bone, Deng Chao eat garlic, Li Tiezhu peeling apple.
Peng Yu-chang eat watermelon is fast, mouth big advantage, is to eat a smile non-stop, froze can not blow the whistle.
Deng Chao finished eating garlic, Li Tiezhu calmly and calmly picked up the apple and peeled it.
“Can can can ……”
“Tiezhu is very slippery.”
“Worthy of being the most skilled film cook in the singing world.”
“Be careful be careful ……”
“I think it can be chipped a little thicker.”
Li Tiezhu: “Shut up! It needs to be thinner so that it doesn’t break easily, the pulp is very crispy, too thick and it breaks easily, am I still not a professional?”
Wang Zhengyu: “There are still twenty seconds left!”
Li Tiezhu’s hand shook: “Danger ……”
Broken.
The crowd was dumbfounded.
Later, a big slap slapped on Li Tiezhu’s face.
Repeatedly playing the flags Li Tiezhu just set up, “Am I still unprofessional? Am I still unprofessional ……”
Another round, everyone tried their best to get a minute and a half for Li Tiezhu to peel the apple, Li Tiezhu finally finished successfully, the game passed.
Li Tiezhu are a little hand sore and nervous, he said, “Wang A Fang, if you are like this in the mushroom house, is going to be killed alive by Mr Huang.”
A few people went inside to change into sportswear and rested for a while.
There was also a disco dance.
Deer Ha Ni suddenly asked, “Pillar, how many sessions of ‘I am the Singer’ have you recorded?”
Li Tiezhu: “Five issues.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Then there are still seven issues ah, our programme is more than twenty days without rest directly recorded, what do you do? Take a leave of absence?”
Several other people also looked curiously at Li Tiezhu.
This part of course would not be put into the main film.
Li Tiezhu said, “I told Wang Zhengyu to ask you guys to wait for me for two days, and I’ll be eliminated at the end of this week, which is the sixth instalment. Then, we’ll record five ha together.”
Chen Chichu gave a thumbs up.
Peng Yu Chang continued to laugh.
Deng Chao: “This is really a bit of a loss for you, I don’t think you should be eliminated even if you eliminate anyone, I’m still counting on you to win the championship.”
Li Tiezhu said, “With Teacher Liu Le around, I’m taking the title? You go and kidnap him. Hong Bo means, I first eliminated, the eleventh resurrection I go back, anyway, I just go to save the scene well, now save five issues, long enough to be meaningful.”
Deer Hani: “Bureau gas! Pillar brother bureau gas! Waiting for your finals, I’ll go to you as a guest singer!”
Li Tiezhu said seriously, “But, I want to find a singer who can sing.”
Deer Hani nodded, “Very well! Jedi.”
Li Tiezhu: “OK!”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
After laughing, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a bold idea: “Eh…… how about this, when my singer finals, how about the four of you come together to be my supporting singers?”
Chen Chichu: “Since you’re not afraid to die, we can reluctantly give you a ride.”
Deng Chao twisted his bum: “I’ll be the backup dancer, owww, move times ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Originally, Yue wanted to come to help sing, but I turned him down, so don’t be ungrateful, you guys.”
Continue recording.
A few people were shocked when they went downstairs and were blocked by a green wall at the entrance.
Changbai Mountain had been sprayed with green paint and turned into Al Mountain.
Chen Chi-Chi couldn’t help but say, “I thought Zhen Nailiang was coming, headbutting in.”
Deer Ha Ni: “The head is big and green is it?”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
This section was cut, and the director ordered them to go back and go out from a new door and record it again.
The dirt bed in the gazebo was replaced with a yurt blanket, and several people sat on the ground.
The second game, a horse race meeting, forced a bath by competing for bath time.
Dengchao said, “Do you know how to ride a horse?”
Deer Hani said, “No, Brother Zhu does, and he knows that something about hiding in the stirrups.”
Chen Chichao: “From what I know about disliking the programme, it’s impossible to have real horses for us to ride.”
The horse cards were drawn first.
Chen Chichu chose Healthy Horse, Deer Hani chose BMW, Deng Chao Shaki Horse, Peng Yu Chang Black Sheep, and Li Tiezhu drew the Payment Horse.
The four of them are children’s sliding car and plastic doll pony respectively, while Li Tiezhu’s is H.
Just damn you are the payment horse ah?
H: “Woof ~”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m afraid to sit on my arse and kill it, this show is just hard? This is totally the emperor’s tour, the emperor’s war horse ……”
