In the face of Li Tiezhu’s crazy spitting, director: “Good, the race begins, the rules are ……”.
The competition is a relay race, Li Tiezhu riding “horse” to Deer Hani, Deer Hani to find Deng Chao, Deng Chao to find Peng Yu Chang, Peng Yu Chang to find Chen Chichang, and finally, Chen Chichang has to ride his little green horse to jump over the sixty centimetres crossbar.
Li Tiezhu said, “Wait a minute! Eh? Wait, I’m afraid of sitting to death H……”
Failing to resist, Li Tiezhu could only set sail by jumping with a horse stance, Little H at first followed two steps under Li Tiezhu’s legs, then his little short legs couldn’t keep up, and he was dragged by Li Tiezhu.
The other four laughed and fell over.
Deer Hani: “Brother Zhu, this really can’t be changed, you’re the only one who can do it, you practice martial arts with a good horse stance, the others can’t.”
Li Tiezhu bounced around while spitting, “What kind of martial arts do I practice, my master never teaches me anything ……”
Little H: “Ow er~”
The first round was a smooth failure.
In the second round, it was switched to Deer Hani to go last, successfully completing the match and earning two minutes and five seconds of bath time.
Then is the collective bath time, a few people discuss half a day, decided to dry shampoo first, and then wipe good body wash, clothes off and then ready to enter the bathroom, variety atmosphere pull full.
Li Tiezhu more feel, trousers are off.
Deer Hani: “Danger! What do you do? Brother!”
Chen Chi Chi: “hahaha ……”
Peng Yu Chang: “Not afraid, inside should have worn underwear.”
Li Tiezhu takes off his shirt and outer trousers and wears a pair of Crayola boxers, once again drawing a wave of crazy ridicule.
Deer Hani: “No, Brother Zhu, you’re so rugged looking, your pants are all cartoonish! Crayon Shin-chan, Doraemon’s, Pikachu, and what’s that Teletubbies …… hahahaha ……”
The other three looked at Deer Ha Ni strangely, how do you know so well?
Li Tiezhu also looked at him strangely, revealing a wary gaze.
Deer Hani hurriedly explained, “No, you guys don’t look at me like that, I’m not a pervert! It was Shuang Nier who told me.”
The several people’s expressions became even more bizarre.
Deng Chao: “Think about it before you say it, it’s being recorded.”
Chen Chichu: “So, it was actually Guan Shuangnier who knew exactly the style of Li Tiezhu’s underwear? This plot is something I didn’t expect either.”
Peng Peng once again let out a magical laugh.
Li Tiezhu looked puzzled.
Deer Hani couldn’t even strain herself, “Hahaha …… No, it’s Song Zhu’er who told Shuang Nier, they were discussing with each other what style to buy for their boyfriends, and Zhu’er said it’s all cartoon ah. Shuang Nier and I spit Song Zhuer vision, I do not believe before, today believe.”
Li Tiezhu: “In addition to the two of them fighting, there are also chatting time?”
Deer Hani: “There is ah, after beating Song Zhu’er to her knees and surrendering, they occasionally chat for a while.”
Li Tiezhu: “It seems like there are such times ……”
Deer Hani nodded: “Didn’t she graduate, and recently she is still a little depressed, ready to find another opportunity to go back to school when she has time to beat up Song Zhu’er.”
Li Tiezhu: “There is no need to do so, spicy claws are not easy to boil away that one of your family.”
“Hahahahahaha ……”
Pop-up screen:
“The national brother-in-law reappeared in the jianghu.”
“Li Tiezhu this quadrangle trousers, really a bit spicy.”
“I’m different, I only look at the abs.”
“These guys can make people die of laughter when they get together and do nothing.”
“Five men washing together, ewww.”
“What’s wrong with that? In the north, they all wash together in a big bathhouse.”
“Whoever is short has an inferiority complex.”
“The sudden speed of the car.”
“Deer Hani explanation crazy.”
“Shuang Nier know Li Tiezhu’s underwear style?”
“Good guy ……”
“Song Zhu’er kneeled down and surrendered, wanting to watch.”
The game continues.
“Countdown to the bath, three, two, one!”
Deerhani opened the door and several people swarmed in, undressing and wooing as they did so.
Dengchao closed the door topless.
Strange noises came from inside.
“How do you open this one?”
“Break it outwards!”
“Break it open!”
“Ah! It’s so cold ……”
“Tie Zhu is your arse so dark?”
“Pah!”
“Who hit it?”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
“Who plucked my armpit hair?”
“Don’t grab it, I’m almost done flushing.”
“The soap fell off, who picks it up?”
“Hahahahahaha ……”
“Snap!”
“Who is it again?”
“Or me hahaha! Hey, Brother Zhu gently gently, ah ……”
“Who lost their hair so badly? A lot of ah!”
“Pumbaa.”
“Not me, I’m over here.”
“Are you sure that’s hair?”
“Hahaha ……”
The pop-ups couldn’t live with the laughter:
“The scene is too rough.”
“What a game.”
“Don’t be such a stranger, pops.”
“This is something I can watch without paying?”
“It’s not illegal to watch this, right?”
“Brother Pillar’s body, tsk tsk ……”
“Fawn is so white.”
“We’re all on our own, what’s wrong with touching it?”
“What door is closed? See foreign.”
After bathing out, take the car to climb the mountain, the result was dragged by the car shaking round or back to the mushroom house.
Several people got out of the car and took a look, already powerless to vomit.
Chen Chichu: “This mountain is the most mountainous mountain I’ve ever seen.”
A large cardboard with the word mountain written on it stood next to the steps.
Li Tiezhu: “It’s back to the original starting point, the memory of your green face, we finally came to this day, the old photo under the table mat ……”
Deer Ha Ni was delighted: “Yo~ Brother Zhu wrote me a new song again. The chorus, the chorus sing it.”
Li Tiezhu picked his brain, “Let me think about it ……”
Deng Chao: “Think now? Do you musicians write songs by thinking?”
Chen Chichu: “More or less disrespectful to music, more perfunctory and hasty than this crap programme.”
Deng Chao: “Yeah! At least in the programme we are still hiking and enjoying the beautiful scenery, at this moment, I want to write a poem ……”
Chen Chichu: “You do it, original.”
Deng Chao was about to say something, then: “Forget it, let’s just climb the mountain.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Come to think of it. Is …… those years missed heavy rain, those years missed love, so want to embrace you to embrace the courage to miss, once wanted to conquer the world, to the last look back only to find that the world drops all you.”
Peng Yu Chang laughter came to an abrupt end, this is also too good, right?
Deng Chao seemed to smile, seemed to smile, seemed to smile, “No, you are so hasty to write such a good song ……”
Chen Chichui: “Polite?”
Deng Chao: “Yeah, polite?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then …… cut this part out? I’ll go back and scratch my head a bit?”
Crowd emo……
Deer Hani: “I want to sing, I want to sing this one.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good, wait until I get to the singer to sing it, then you can sing it.”
Deer Hani nodded: “Can can, let’s chorus a version and put it on our respective new albums.”
Li Tiezhu: “This is not considered fraud, right?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
Pop-up:
“To be reasonable, Li Tiezhu wrote this song much more perfunctorily than the programme team.”
“Serious brother writes songs at the drop of a hat.”
“It seems like Brother Pillar especially likes Deer Ha Ni’s appearance and often writes songs for him.”
“After all, it’s a national brother-in-law duo.”
“Fat Deer is so happy.”
“Polite?”
“Pang Yu Chang is here to dub the programme, right?”
“Honestly Pang Pang’s laugh is just too suitable for this show.”
“Fraud! Fraud! Definitely a scam.”
“Damn refund!”
“Let Principal Su report you.”
Climbing successfully, once opened the courtyard door, the door blocked a yellow Qin Ling.
Too perfunctory to endure.
Deng Chao and Peng Yu Chang are really climbing the mountain, turning over from the mountain.
Deer Hani and Deng Chao are intellectual climbers, perfect bypass.
Li Tiezhu is not the same, he belongs to the violent type of climbing …… directly carry that foam wigwam and throw it outside the yard, I let you spray paint to change the colour.
Wang Zhengyu: “How can you throw the wigwam? The back is still to be used.”
Li Tiezhu did not say much: “Go up and Wang Zhengyu protested, to the outside of the courtyard.”
Wang Zhengyu was so scared that his little short legs kept stomping around.
The later is very skinny, with eight big words:
Affectionate Interaction, and it’s a happy one.
Wang Zhengyu’s desire for survival: “Well thrown! Throwing is good! There’s the spirit of Yugong Yishan!”
Li Tiezhu puts him down and goes to join his brothers.
Deng Chao: “Producer, where’s your modesty?”
Chen Chichu: “It has to be Yugong Yishan, otherwise it’s a disgrace.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Great disgrace to the living is it?”
Peng Yu Chang is in charge of laughing: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
The next game was to translate ancient poems in English, split into two teams, whichever team guesses more correctly wins.
As a result, neither team wanted Li Tiezhu.
Chen Chichi even put it out, “When it comes to this kind of intellectual sparring, we don’t need Li Tiezhu, he’s good for one team alone.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Good! For this round, Li Tiezhu’s turn is empty, go rest.”
The four people were dumbfounded and could only fight two by two stupidly.
Li Tiezhu directly went upstairs, lying on the window and video chatting with Song Zhu’er and Leng Ba, who had brought their children back to the Kyoto cottage.
It’s on par with my Engrish!”
Li Tiezhu mocked mercilessly.
Song Zhu’er was eating grilled lamb kebabs with Leng Ba, ordering a takeaway.
Leng Ba laughs like crazy and almost chokes.
Song Zhu’er: “The translation is good ah, Chao’s English level can’t understand too complicated.”
Li Tiezhu turned off the body mike and screwed the video camera by the window without any psychological burden to make a video call.
Song Zhu’er said, “I’ve already called Hong Bo, he agreed, the next singer eliminated you. Go have fun with your brothers! Have fun.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you wife, are the children asleep?”
Song Zhu’er: “What time is it and they’re still not asleep? Then wait a while should drink night milk, you do not worry about it, it is good. Why are you hiding so far away, Mum? Pillar misses you, said something about asking the child, in fact, just want to see you.”
Leng Ba red face came over: “Recording programme, no problem?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s fine, the camera has been screwed down by me, it can’t be filmed, it’s just that I’ve wronged you.”
Leng Ba: “Not aggrieved, not aggrieved, you and Zhu’er are so good to me, I’m quite happy. It’s just that Mimi urged me to start work, but I can’t let go of my child.”
Li Tiezhu said, “What’s wrong with that? Just bring it directly to Hengdian, just say it is ……”
Song Zhu’er: “Just say it’s a surrogate!”
Leng Ba: “You two calm down, surrogacy is absolutely not allowed! Have you forgotten the lesson learnt from the past? Let’s not disclose it first, let’s talk about it later, I’ll stay with them for another half a month and then I’ll go to work, hey ……”
Li Tiezhu suddenly said: “Why don’t you stop filming, I’ll raise you ah.”
Leng Ba: “No! What if one day I am old and grey? I have to make my own money.”
Li Tiezhu: “You still don’t trust me? Am I the kind of person who would give up everything?”
Leng Ba: “Bah! Scummy man!”
Song Zhu’er: “Bah! Scummy man!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hello? Are you nuts, Hot Paw? It’s okay for the cat to spray me, but you have the nerve to spray me?”
Song Zhu’er: “Slightly slightly~”
Leng Ba: “Spraying you is fine, you’re still not a scum? The zoo can’t fit anymore! Alright, show me Chao and the others playing games, I haven’t recorded a variety show in a while ……”
She is also really miserable, the hottest time to go to the Flying Bar substitute, the result was postpartum comeback Yang Tianbao top away, and later went to the infinite challenge, but unfortunately there is no more Huang Sanshi, room Bo and Sun Lei’s infinite challenge has long been tainted.
Even so it’s not bad, at least there is a resident variety, but …… Leng Ba suddenly gave birth to a child, and missed the last season of the infinite challenge.
Mimi is speechless.
Yang Mimi company to Leng Ba the best resources, but always unable to hold Leng Ba into a variety of curiosity, in addition to her own sense of variety is not too good, more importantly, the underworld seems to have its own providence.
This game, play a little collapse.
On the side of Pumbaa and Chao, their English is too crotchety, so much so that the situation is full of problems.
On the Cicada Chrysalis Brothers’ side, it’s the two of them fighting not wanting to go to the kiddie play pool and letting the water out on purpose.
Leng Ba: “Their English sucks too, doesn’t it?”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey, that pool is so cute, where’s my mobile phone? I’ll buy a bigger one and come back, for Little Snow and Little Ice to swim, it’s been weirdly hot lately.”
Li Tiezhu: “This pool is filled with quite a lot of water, I just looked at it, the water is quite deep, don’t you drown my son and daughter.”
Song Zhu’er: “Shut up! Do you know that next month Xiao Xue and Xiao Bing will be able to sit in it? They must like to play with water, then buy swimming turtles, water spraying octopus ……”
Leng Ba: “You like kids so much you have one.”
Song Zhu’er: “I would like to, old long time want to have a child, Tiezhu do not give me ah!”
Li Tiezhu brain pain: “Give to give! How about I pack a copy and send it back to you? Use the cold chain delivery.”
Song Zhu’er: “Bah!”
Leng Ba: “Bah!”
After chatting for a while longer, the following game came up last night, with four people spraying each other with water guns.
The programme group is even more perfunctory this time, changing the set in front of everyone.
It’s not perfunctory anymore, it’s simply humiliating.
The four people are soaked to the skin, but also do not care to pursue, have gone upstairs to change clothes.
After changing clothes, Deer Hani went to the window to greet Song Zhu’er and Leng Ba: “Hello ah! Zhu’er, Lengba, haha …… show me Xiao Xue and Xiao Bing chant.”
Li Tiezhu hid it from the others, but did not hide it from Deer Hani, anyway, Shuang Nier and Song Zhu’er have a marvellous relationship and can not be hidden, furthermore, Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani’s relationship is really good, and Deer Hani also takes very good care of Lengba in the Flying Bar.
Leng Ba took her mobile phone to take a picture of the two little cuties who were asleep, and continued to go back to the living room to eat lamb kebabs: “Deer Hani you’ve lost weight?”
Deer Ha Ni: “How fresh! You can be thin after giving birth, I can’t be thin?”
Leng Ba blushes and phones Song Zhu Er.
Deer Ha Ni: “Wahahahahahahahaha …… Hot Paw how did you turn into a ball? So round ah my god, those who don’t know still think you gave birth.”
Song Zhu’er rolled her eyes, “Scram! My man likes chubby ones!”
Doh~
Hang up.
Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu looked at each other, “Hahahahahahahahaha ……”
After laughing for a while, Deer Ha Ni asked in a serious manner, “Really, what’s it like to be a father? I also want small children, but Shuang Nier refuses.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Change your life ah.”
Deer Hani suddenly turned his eyes, his expression changed, and finally his face collapsed: “Forget it, I can’t beat her ……”
