It wasn’t that Deer Ha Ni couldn’t beat Guan Shuang Shuang, it was that she couldn’t beat Guan Shuang Shuang her grandfather, the kind that couldn’t be messed with.
After resting for a while, the five people once again went downstairs.
The wigwam below has been sprayed into a red flaming mountain, and the paintings on the wall have been transformed into the beauty of the Western Frontier.H and O have once again been forced to open for business, and have been transformed into the Pleasant Goat.
Everyone took their seats, and the pergola had been replaced with furniture that was characteristic of the Western Frontier.
“It smells so good!”
“Well, it really smells good ……”
A few people walked to the courtyard wall to take a look, below was grilling lamb kebabs, still charcoal grilled, the aroma was overwhelming.
The five people immediately drooled and dripped.
Li Tiezhu directly opened the door and walked down, Xi Xi director stopped Li Tiezhu.
“What are you doing? Tie Zhu, what are you doing?”
“I’m going to take a look.”
“No, the game will be done soon, you go back quickly.”
“I’ll just take a look, go away.”
Xixi didn’t dare to stop hard, Li Tiezhu’s species was more manic, didn’t he know that.
Li Tiezhu went up and grabbed a few skewers of lamb kebabs, grilled, nourishing and bubbling with oil, he sprinkled some cumin, chilli powder and chopped spring onions, and ate it by himself.
The four above gluttonously cried.
“Is it good? Tie Zhu.”
“Fragrant!”
“Bring some back.”
“I won’t be coming, you guys record it first. I’ll come back when I’m full.”
“Erm ……”
Chen Chi Chi had a cheap smile on his face, and with a twinkle in his eye, Fat Crane Bright Wings hopped towards the courtyard gate before being dragged back by Xi Xi and the staff.
Deer Hani: “Have you drifted away, Chi-Chi? You think you’re Tie Zhu?”
Peng Yu Chang: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Chen Chichu wiped his face and laughed bitterly.
Deng Chao gulped furiously, “Old Wang, this is not appropriate! How can you make a distinction? If you don’t let us eat, and Li Tiezhu doesn’t care, we are not balanced in our hearts.”
Wang Zhengyu squatted in front of the pergola, were ready to start commanding to do the game, only to find out that there is someone missing: “I do not care about Li Tiezhu? I that is …… not able to manage ah, you tube a to me?”
Deng Chao: “You are the supervisor, you speak tube, do not believe you try.”
Wang Zhengyu shouted, “Tiezhu is coming back to record the programme.”
Li Tiezhu continued to gnaw on a lamb kebab and also roasted a bunch of leeks, turning a deaf ear to the shouts of the supervising producer.
Deng Chao: “Is Tie Zhu so arrogant?”
Chen Chichu: “You just realised that? The last time I gave you a forced split, have you forgotten?”
Dengchao snorted out a laugh, the past should not be mentioned again.
Li Tiezhu ate five skewers of lamb kebabs, the stomach does not rumble, so he ate roasted leeks back, he is really hungry panic to pad it a little.
Xixi all the way to respectfully send: “Next time do not run around, hurry to record everyone has to eat ……”
Li Tiezhu looked at him.
Xi Xi’s neck shrank and did not squeak.
Pop-up:
“People like Li Tiezhu are really too disgusting.”
“Key bar, no one has cured him yet, do you think it’s angry?”
“The above four gluttonous cried.”
“Haha, Xi Xi director scared ……”
“Xi Xi has been bullied by Li Tiezhu in the mushroom house.”
“Wang Zhengyu: I can’t manage.”
“A bully in the entertainment industry.”
“Let’s not talk about them, I’m greedy and crying.”
Back to the pergola, the five people sat down.
Li Tiezhu: “I’ve helped everyone check the goods, genuine western frontier sheep leg meat, fat and thin, the outside is charred and tender, the most rare is the wooden stick seems to be poplar wood, tsk, can be fragrant …….”
Li Tiezhu still knows a lot about lamb kebabs, after all, the child’s mother is a beautiful woman in the Western Frontier.
The four people are righteously indignant, eating meat and coming to be angry?
Wang Zhengyu: “Okay, Tiezhu say less. Everyone has worked hard today, we’ll eat grilled lamb kebabs at night.”
Deng Chao: “Finally a bit of humanity.”
Chen Chichu: “What’s the prerequisite for eating kebabs? How can I eat it?”
Li Tiezhu picking his teeth with a bamboo skewer: “Walk down and take it and eat it.”
Chen Chichu: “You shut up! You traitor, you are no longer qualified to sit with us.”
Peng Peng: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Wang Zhengyu continued to talk about the rules of the game, which were actually very simple, the front door and the back door of the small courtyard of the mushroom house, the guests were free to choose, one side of the dish, the other side was splashed with water.
There are lamb kebabs, red willow kebabs, lamb chops, lamb cashews, large plate chicken, roasted corn, roasted garlic, roasted leeks, roasted buns.
First round, a skewer of lamb.
Deng Chao and Deer Hani stood at the front door, Chen Chichi and Peng Yu Chang went to the back door.
Li Tiezhu was still picking his teeth.
Wang Zhengyu: “Tiezhu pick quickly.”
Li Tiezhu: “No, give them a chance to eat meat.”
Deer Ha Ni got the skewer, and Chen Chi Chi was splashed by Xi Xi.
The skewer of mutton was shared by Deer Hani, said one person a piece of meat, but in the end there were only three pieces of meat, Deer Hani didn’t arrive late, barfing his mouth.
Li Tiezhu took his shoulder and said, “Not afraid, later I will get you a lot of lamb kebabs to eat.”
Deer Hani: “Why didn’t you bring me some just now?”
Li Tiezhu speechless: “Just now …… lamb kebabs so delicious, how to care about brothers?”
Deer Hani: “What?”
The second round, five skewers of lamb kebabs.
Li Tiezhu came to the back door with Deng Chao and Pang Pang, and these two goods had a bucket each, ready to splash back.
Chen Chichui: “If you dare to splash me this time, I’ll counterattack!”
Li Tiezhu said, “What if it’s a skewer? Don’t splash the lamb skewer.”
Chen Chichu: “Am I stupid? I won’t splash it if I see it’s a lamb skewer.”
Li Tiezhu: “I always think that you are not too smart Yazi.”
Chen Chi Chi’s mouth grew up: “I’m not too smart …… not, what qualifications do you have to evaluate a person smart or not? IQ this kind of thing, people who don’t have it should not talk nonsense, okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, just like you never say someone’s waist is bad right.”
Chen Chichu: “……”
The gong rings and Peng Yu Chang goes to open the door.
Xixi don’t face the door, turn around like a treasure and take out five skewers of mutton kebabs, then ……
Wow!
It was splashed all over by Chan Chi Chi.
Xi Xi bit a mouthful of lamb skewers, angry shooing away, “Humph! Not for you to eat!”
Peng Yu Chang was dumbfounded: “Brother Chichi, you ……”
Chen Chi Chi froze, maintaining the action of splashing water: “It’s not my fault! He came in like this and this, how does it look like he’s giving lamb kebabs? It’s very much like splashing water.”
Li Tiezhu reacted super fast and picked up the half bucket of water that Peng Yu Chang had placed on the ground.
Chen Chi Chi was startled and hurriedly shielded her head.
Li Tiezhu stormed out?
Indeed stormed out, but not attacking Chen Chi Chi, Li Tiezhu took the bucket of water and chased it out ten or so metres along the inner side of the courtyard wall, shouting, “Xixi!”
Director Xixi nibbled on a skewer and tilted her head, “What for?”
Wow!
Half a bucket of water rushed to the face and stormed.
XiXi was drenched into a drenched chicken, and the skewer in his hand was also wet.
XiXi froze, and said aggrievedly, “Why? I give you meat skewers, you splash me …… twice!”
Li Tiezhu: “Give me back the meat skewers, or I’ll hit the water and splash the grill!”
Chen Chi Chi and Peng Peng rushed to pull Li Tiezhu away, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Brother Zhu calm down.”
Xixi stubbornly took the meat skewers to roast and dry, continue to eat, will not return to you!
Deer Hani and Deng Chao came over and after figuring out what happened, they were also speechless.
Deng Chao still wanted to struggle a bit, “Producer, let’s take back those five skewers just now, we can’t waste food.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Xixi already ate it.”
Camera to XiXi: “Yummy~”
Pop-up:
“Hahahahahaha ……”
“Can’t live without laughing.”
“Yummy but okay?”
“Miserable Xixi!”
“Too cute, right?”
“What kind of divine programme is this!”
“It’s great.”
“Hee Hee is so funny, please make a debut!”
“You think he’s the headmaster?”
“Laughed until my anus split.”
In the third round, Xixi hid behind the meat skewers, showing her standard smiley face.
Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi almost lost control of the vat in their hands, but they managed to collect it and harvested five skewers of lamb.
The fourth round, Xixi and Pang Pang pairs splash, splash the empty bowl fake splash Chen Chi Chi and Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu can tolerate?
He picked up a bucket of water and chased after Xixi to splash all the way back.
He splashed his black underwear all the way back.
In the fifth round, everyone got the big dish of chicken, and all of them concentrated at the back door and managed to get the big dish of chicken.
Xixi took a bowl of water didn’t wait for the door to open, directly and arrogantly splashed in through the door.
What?
You have to play a game to get chopsticks?
Who cares about your chopsticks when you can just grab them and eat them?
Deer Ha Ni: “Wow oh ……”
Deng Chao: “Wow!”
Chan Chee Chee: “Too hasty, eh? It’s delicious!”
Pang Yu Chang: “Mmm! Delicious, this is the best big dish chicken I’ve ever had.”
Li Tiezhu: “Huh?”
Pang Pang: “What’s wrong? It’s really delicious!”
Li Tiezhu: “The best big dish chicken? Are you sure, here’s a chance for you to reorganise your language.”
Pang Yu Chang is gradually getting vain: “Hahaha …… the second most delicious.”
Chen Chichu: “Teacher Huang made big dish chicken in the mushroom house.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Pang Pang, think before you speak, is it really the second best thing to eat? There’s someone else who’s made big dish chicken at the Mushroom House too.”
Pumbaa: “Ooooh! Third best tasting, Brother Zhu is first, my master is second, and this is third, so-so ……”
The desire to survive is full.
Then Xixi came over with a huge plate of kebabs grilled lamb chops.
Dinner is served Dinner is served.
The squatting Wang Zhengyu also stood up, ready to let the programme crew eat some as well, then his legs went numb.
Li Tiezhu, who was eating the kebabs, came over with the meat skewers and helped Wang Zhengyu: “Is your leg numb?”
Wang Zhengyu: “Thank you!”
Li Tiezhu smiled, “You’re welcome! You’re one of us, I’ll help you.”
Said Li Tiezhu, dragging Wang Zhengyu is a wild run, run over, then run back.
Wang Zhengyu screamed miserably, “Ah ah ah ah …… can’t, Tiezhu you let go, ah ……”
When Li Tiezhu passed the gazebo, he shouted, “Relay relay!”
Chen Chi Chi took over, dragging Wang Zhengyu, whose legs were numb, to fly in the yard.
Next came Deng Chao and Deer Hani.
When it was Peng Peng’s turn, Wang Zhengyu glared, “How dare you!”
Peng Yu Chang then shrank: “I I …… I’ll help you to rest.”
Pop-up:
“Worthy of being Tie Zhu.”
“Wang Zhengyu is also too miserable.”
“This is the most unlicensed director I’ve ever seen …….”
“He’s the executive producer.”
“Peng Peng is so wimpy, haha ……”
After eating, the director’s team announced that the trailer recording was complete. Because the epidemic was getting better, starting from the next period, it would be possible to actually go out to other cities to record the show.
Towards the end, Wang Zhengyu turned his words around:
“But then, how to stay tonight ah, need to make some arrangements.”
Chen Chichu: “Oh? Make something?”
Deng Chao: “If you guys are capable, you can let Li Tiezhu sleep on the road.”
Deer Hani: “Right! Do you guys dare?”
Pang Pang opened his mouth excitedly, then closed it again, glancing sheepishly at Li Tiezhu and realising that Li Tiezhu was glaring angrily at him.
Wang Zhengyu: “Remember? We talked about smoking five ha in the car.”
Deng Chao: “Ah yes, forgot about that.”
The toolman serves up the box for smoking five haha, extremely five haha, and can make up for the show still owning the footage.
Peng Peng drew sweet haha, Deng Chao laugh haha, Chen Chi Chi is also sweet haha, Deer Hani drew bitter haha, Li Tiezhu last draw, drew miserable haha.
Chen Chi Chi: “One bitter haha and one miserable haha, tonight you sleep in the field.”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ……”
Wang Zhengyu: “The ha card is open, so you can see where you live.”
Dengchao bedroom A, Chen Chichi bedroom B, Peng Yu Chang bedroom floor.
Deer Ha Ni …… bathtub.
Miserable Ha Ha Li Tiezhu’s is …… a washstand.
Deer Ha Ni happy, there is a more miserable than himself, the washstand is full of slots can also sleep?
Wang Zhengyu: “Everyone save the ha card, the back are going to use. Then, you guys can go upstairs and rest.”
Everyone went upstairs and looked for a place to stay.
Deer Hani found his exclusive bathtub, which was already covered with quilts and pillows.
Nestling into it, it was unexpectedly quite comfortable.
Deer Ha Ni: “Eh! This bathtub is quite good, just enough for me to sleep, and I don’t have to worry about falling off the bed. Quite big!”
Chen Chichu: “It’s a big tub!”
Deng Chao: “Sleep in the big tub.”
Deer Ha Ni was shocked: “Can’t dare to talk nonsense! I slept in the bathtub, did not sleep in the vat.”
Dengchao bewildered: “What?”
Chen Chi Chi understood in a second: “Who dares to sleep in a dagang? Not afraid of being blown up by Shue?”
Deer Hani: “Hahaha …… Brother Shue is holding the detonator and is on his way here with a bang ……”
Li Tiezhu: “The mushroom house turns into a mushroom cloud.”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
Chen Chichu: “Tiezhu really became smart eh, this catch, faster than me.”
The four old men laughed in silence, just Pang Pang was outside the situation.
What happened to sleeping in the vat?
Who is Shugo?
He hadn’t been to Oh Exempt, Primitive Man naturally didn’t know Brother Shue, much less Brother Shue’s his daughter-in-law, Wang Dagang.
Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Deer Ha Ni have all been there and were Avray impressed by Brother Shue.
Pop-up screen:
“Laughing to death old man forget it ……”
“Brother Shue: I heard someone wants to green me?”
“Deer Ha Ni shivering.”
“Who is Brother Shue?”
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
Then, the crowd found Li Tiezhu’s “bed”, the bathtub opposite the sink, two pillows stuffed in the sink, above a layer of quilt, okay, is too narrow, while Li Tiezhu is very wide.
The crowd snubbed Li Tiezhu to go up and try, half of the buttocks are outside, but also beware of touching the tap.
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
Deng Chao: “Tiezhu, please take the quilt away, I’ll brush my teeth first.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you want me to take a mop to help you brush?”
Deng Chao: “Hahaha, excuse me, I’ll go to the other bathroom.”
Wash up and go to bed.
The super long trailer ends here.
It’s a full one hundred and twenty minutes, cut into five parts for broadcast, and it’s full of sincerity.
This is not enough, there are eggs in the back.
Li Tiezhu sleeps and accidentally kicks the tap open, gets wet, takes off his clothes and goes to squeeze the bathtub with Deer Hani.
The tap of the bathtub was also opened, and the two of them were in a mess and ran to join Chao.
In the middle of the night, there was a lot of laughter in the mushroom house.
“Hahahahahahaha ……”
