Two days later on “I am the Singer”, Li Tiezhu sang a new original “Nan Shan Nan” and was eliminated in last place.
The audience quit, how come such a good song, such a heartfelt song, was eliminated?
That night, the show was cursed on the hot search.
In the end, it was Li Tiezhu who clarified a few words for the programme group on top of Jieyin and said that he would prepare an original song well and kill back in the resurrection match.
Only then did the incident slowly calm down.
Then, Li Tiezhu happily went on a trip with his brothers, which is not more fun than singing?
Who sings for serious people?
The last time we recorded at the Mushroom House was a super-long trailer for Five Ha, which was broadcast in five episodes, and this is the first instalment in the true sense of the word.
Location: Chang’an.
Time: 12.30pm.
That’s how haphazard this show is, with Pumbaa joining, it becomes Five Ha.
Moreover, the crew of this programme has come up with a little idea, when the programme is broadcasted on the internet, when you click on the screen, the word “Ha” will appear.
In an exquisite and beautiful antique courtyard, four people gathered.
Deer Hani the day before yesterday with double Nier play field sports, accidentally wind cold cold, still under observation, this period can not be recorded.
Chen Chichi is late and is disliked by Deng Chao and Li Tiezhu.
Chen Chichu: “I have diarrhoea.”
Li Tiezhu: “I have laxatives you still eat?”
Chen Chichu: “You want to mess with me, don’t you? Inherit my hot pot restaurant?”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s there to inherit from your sh*tty shop.”
Peng Peng: “Brother Zhu, what’s the operation of taking laxatives for diarrhoea? I’m starting to admire your medical skills.”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, “Ah …… was my mistake, if I had known last night I would not have given him laxatives.”
Chen Chi Chi looked confused: “You told me last night that it was medicine for diarrhoea!”
Li Tiezhu: “So it’s a mistake.”
Deng Chao: “Hahahahaha …… no mistake, no mistake! Beautiful drop very!”
Peng Peng laughed wildly.
Chen Chizhi: “Wang Jiafang, you heard ah, I belong to the work injury, belongs to the poisoning …… Last night I pulled a night!”
Wang Jiafang: “Welcome to South Lake Manor, today’s programme will start recording here.”
The four thought they were recording right here and were so happy.
Then came a guest, Guo Bo.
The four immediately got up to greet him.
Li Tiezhu subconsciously came to say, “Public toilet mai ……”
Peng Peng: “Come when you want, leave when you want?”
After greeting each other, the four people let Teacher Guo Bo take the C seat.
Wang Zhengyu: “None of them have had lunch, right? We’ll eat noodles for lunch today.”
Chen Chichu: “That would be great.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Chang’an is very famous for its noodles, now there are three kinds of noodles, let’s choose.”
The cards were brought up, they were: biangbiang noodles, hand torn noodles and battered fish fish.
Teacher Guo Bo began the introduction, and as a local of Chang’an, he also talked straight to the point of drooling.
Then it was time to order.
Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang ordered Battered Fish Fish, Deng Chao ordered Biangbiang Noodles, Li Tiezhu also wanted to order Biangbiang, but Guo Bo came with a mission and recommended Li Tiezhu to choose Hand-shredded Noodles with him.
In fact, Li Tiezhu is like to eat biangbiang noodles, before in Shudu also did not eat a lot, hand torn noodles have not eaten, so agreed.
Then brought up three pots of flour.
To eat noodles, you must first learn by yourself, the programme team contacted three masters, what the guests choose to do.
Deng Chao: “I think it’s especially good to learn how to make a noodle, and go home and make noodles for the kids to eat.”
Li Tiezhu mercilessly spits out, “A tiger’s poison doesn’t eat its children!”
Chen Chichu: “I’ll see which one misbehaves today and eat the noodles I made, and the kids will immediately be well-behaved.”
Peng Peng: “Hahahahaha ……”
Deng Chao forcibly salvages his honour: “This shouldn’t be difficult, isn’t it just pulling noodles.”
Guo Bo: “It’s not difficult, it’s a person who can pull it off.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s not necessarily, Chao may really pull open.”
Chen Chichu: “Maybe it’s not even a person, let you current today.”
The five people split up and set off.
Car, local Guo Bo constantly to Li Tiezhu introduction of the cultural heritage of Chang’an customs and culture and so on.
Li Tiezhu listen to the request do not understand back: “Changan six dynasties of the ancient capital, not as long as the years of Shu ah, smoke and fire Shu three thousand years.”
Guo Bo immediately angry: “That can look at the age? That depends on the heritage, look at the history, you see this old city wall …… This is the wall of the imperial capital, Shu long is long, but that was conquered by the Qin place, on your Dujiangyan, is also our old Qin people to build ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh ……”
Guo Bo: “This wall is hundreds of years old, we often climbed up to play as a child.”
Li Tiezhu: “Can climb up?”
Guo Bo: “There are a lot of small holes in the head, when the transport of soldiers, in the head of the turn around with the labyrinth as ……”
Li Tiezhu also do not stimulate him, this boss a little local hilltop tendency.
A person’s Dengchao, choose to find a local artiste in Chang’an to team up.
“There is nothing else, just a lot of friends. Give Xiangyu a call ……”
Doh~
Didn’t pick up.
Slap in the face.
He called quite a few more people who refused to pick up, also popped in the face, and finally found the comedian teacher Miao Fu, who had called people from the hospital inappropriately in a raw manner.
Pop-up screen:
“Patients are not spared? Bah!”
“Just a lot of friends, hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu’s side and Guo Bo’s teacher had already connected with the noodle shop’s master, first appreciating the master’s skills. Master hand is very clever, each time from the dough pulled out of the noodles wide and narrow evenly thick and thin, about forty to fifty centimetres long, thrown in the pot to cook.
Local people Guo Bo look baffled, this can pull out the uniform length to?
Li Tiezhu said: “Master, this is gluten flour, right? Add sesame oil?”
The teacher gave him a look: “You know ah, young man will make noodles? You can’t make it without adding sesame oil.”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know how to make noodles, but I know a bit about other things.”
Guo Bo: “Okay, Tie Zhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “Aren’t you a local? Didn’t you grow up eating noodles?”
Guo Bo: “I …… eat noodles and not make noodles.”
The teacher said: “This and the noodle is a delicate work, each noodle shop has its own set.”
Li Tiezhu looked and said: “is three wake up three and it?”
Teacher: “Er …… don’t say anything outside!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, I guess.”
The teacher glared at Li Tiezhu: “Learn well, don’t talk nonsense.”
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu leaked!”
“Hahaha ……”
“It feels like Brother Serious knows everything.”
“This isn’t difficult for Brother Pillar, is it?”
“Master Teacher is panicking!”
“Good guy, you know the secret by looking at it?”
“It’s normal to do three wake-ups and three harmonies, my family does the same thing with hand-rolled noodles.”
“It’s clear to all insiders, Master Teacher has a good sense of variety.”
A while later, the teacher made a bowl of scallion and tofu noodles for Guo Bo, and Li Tiezhu asked for braised beef noodles.
Like biangbiang noodles, hand torn noodles are also dry mix, Li Tiezhu liked it.
Soup noodles he is really do not like wide noodles, personal taste, Li Tiezhu think the most difficult to eat is the Shu Du stick noodles, followed by knife-shaved noodles, on the contrary, pavement noodles is very delicious. Li Tiezhu’s favourite type of noodle soup is Shuangqing Xiaomian and Neiwang Beef Noodle, both of which have the same thin, alkaline water noodles.
The opposite is true for dry noodles, the wider and thicker the noodles are, the stronger they are, the better they are.
Li Tiezhu buried his head to eat noodles, really delicious.
Guo Bo forced to talk too much, every time he was disliked by the teacher.
“Ah ah, really fragrant, this noodle ……”
“You eat first.”
“Master ah, I live in Kyoto, just crave this bite.”
“Don’t you say anything, eat first, eat before you have a say.”
“Sucking …… is so good, melting in the mouth, delicious on earth ……”
“No need for you to say, the audience says it is good only when it is good. I will cook two more bowls of thin noodles for you, the noodles are thinner and more transparent.”
“Ah! That one takes less time to cook, right?”
“The cooking time for the noodles is the same.”
“Erm …… not as al dente as this one?”
“It also has that ribbons.”
The teacher was overly honest and disliked him out of his mind.
Guo Bo glanced at Li Tiezhu next to him in a depressed manner, if it wasn’t for the fact that this guy was still eating noodles, he would have thought that the teacher master was possessed by Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu ate a bowl of noodles and wiped his mouth: ”If you don’t understand, say less, Mr Guo. Thin noodles are more flavourful, thick noodles are more chewy.”
Teacher Master: “Hey …… right lo!”
Guo Bo oddly looked at Li Tiezhu, why do you know everything?
Li Tiezhu: “also old Chang’an people it ……”
Guo Bo: “I that is eaten since childhood, how am I not old Changan people? I just don’t know how to do it ……”
The teacher is very straightforward: “If you don’t know how to do it, don’t talk.”
Guo Bo: “……”
Pop-up:
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Stone his father is too funny.”
“Pfft ……”
“Punch in the face?”
“It’s hard to say.”
“Teacher Master is really straight.”
“Guo Bo, stop talking, saying more is more wrong.”
“On the contrary, Li Tiezhu, every sentence said the point, almost leaked.”
“Teacher Master is so funny.”
“This day chatting to death.”
“Can’t live without laughing, this teacher master is too cute.”
Next teacher Guo Bo began to learn hand torn noodles, a big pile of ripped, no one can be more than ten centimetres.
Li Tiezhu are watching anxiously: “Teacher Guo, this hand is your phone bill to send?”
Guo Bo: “Shut up!”
Li Tiezhu: “You have to even out the force, the first force is a little smaller, gradually increased, to be silky smooth ……”
Guo Bo: “Shut up! Don’t talk, I do face have a hand.”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher Master fast hit people.”
Teacher Master: “Guo Bo you do not talk, concentrate on tearing noodles, originally people are stupid, but also not concentrate.”
Guo Bo: “Oh! I’m not concentrating? You let him try?”
Li Tiezhu took over the dough, kneaded it, and began to tear it, it was called a silky smooth, a long strip of a tear, but also thin.
The teacher was in a relaxed mood: “Right! That’s the way it drops, you’re a clever hand, I’ve taken in a lot of apprentices, but not as clever as you ……”
Guo Bo: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “No, no, the thickness is uneven, the width is also a little narrower …… again.”
The teacher said: “Where do you feel wrong ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “My hand shape is not right, pull not wide, have to rub and pull.”
Master: “Right!”
Guo Bo: “Why did he say anything right, I say anything wrong?”
Master: “Because he’s smart, unlike you, you’re so snappy, and you say you’re a Guanzhong baby?”
Guo Bo, who was disliked, felt aggrieved.
A little while later, Li Tiezhu and Guo Bo make hand-torn noodles and ask the master to taste them.
In order to record this programme, the three noodle shops have stopped business, the programme group gives a lot, by the way, also let the teachers who are not free all day to take a rest.
Guo Bo’s noodles are torn to shreds: “I don’t think I can do this at all, I can’t even see the shape.”
Teacher: “I’ve been doing this for decades. It’s not that easy.”
Li Tiezhu said, “This one is okay, but it’s a bit thick, and it’s thick at the edges, but thin in the middle.”
Master: “You’re already very good, my disciples inside, a lot of one or two months to learn this level, you are talented, is not skilled, get familiar with, tearing the face of the difficult for you. This hand, this hand, all have to play into the callus, or you don’t do …….”
Guo Bo and Li Tiezhu at the same time admiring sigh, craftsman is not easy.
Learned an afternoon of noodles, the evening, five people plus the captured Miao Fu teacher, regrouped in the South Lake Manor.
The comedians were all very observant of the ancient rituals, except for the group of animals from the Comedy Association.
As soon as teacher Miao Fu came in, he shook hands with everyone and greeted them, and bowed, even Peng Yu Chang Li Tiezhu such trust bowed and said:
“Greetings! Long time no see!”
Especially Li Tiezhu, Miao Fu shook his hand and wouldn’t let go: “Aiya, you are the Teddy of our comedy world ah ……”
Guo Gangde that old immodest pass out.
Li Tiezhu: “Overpraise overpraise ……”
Chen Chi Chi a roll of the eyes, not Teddy? Humanoid self-propelled cannon, boom boom boom ……
Deng Chao bragged, “That biangbiang noodles of ours can be interesting, and sinewy and tasty, and it grows very distinctive, this noodle is long and wide ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you have to be careful.”
Deng Chao: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “The last face is long and wide has already gone in.”
Deng Chao: “……”
Chen Chichu: “Eh? Little Deer isn’t in this issue, oops! Too bad, too bad ……”
Peng Peng: “Hahahahaha ……”
Wang Zhengyu: “Have you learnt everything?”
Crowd: “Err ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Learned it.”
Guo Bo sighed, his expression embarrassed: “I have learnt to waste, Tiezhu is learnt, the two of us are not in the same realm ……”
Next, the cookery competition began.
The first to appear on the show is the hand torn noodles, Guo Bo tear half a day to tear a broken, than when learning is worse, a pile of a pile, simply not strip.
Li Tiezhu can’t stand it anymore: “You stop it, the noodles are hard, but still pull a egg ah? Let me knead it.”
Li Tiezhu began to knead the dough, and added a little sesame oil to ensure that the dough is lubricated and sticky.
After kneading, Guo Bo still couldn’t tear it.
He had to let Li Tiezhu take over.
Swish, swish, swish ……
“Yoho?”
“It’s okay!”
“Eh, this is a bit like biangbiang noodles oh, you tear it off, I’ll stretch it for you is biangbiang noodles.”
“Indeed it is like ah.”
“How did you do it? It can be torn so thin and long?”
“Tie Zhu can ah.”
“Teacher Guo Bo please publish your daring thoughts.”
“My hand is a gift from charging phone bills, okay? Haha ……”
After doing this, give all the guests a small bowl to taste, the guests eat it and then hard to praise.
In fact, Li Tiezhu did a good job, but really not that good.
Or Chen Chi Chi is more objective: “I think, this noodle is made very dynamic, very character, each noodle has his character, are divided into genders, there are fat and Soul there are tall and short there are male and female ……”
Deng Chao: “Your comment is also very vivid, summed up in three words …… Get out.”
